Academics are proud to announce that they have established the meaning behind glam metal band Aerosmith's most impenetrable lyric. "It took us years", admits Professor Simon Mullet of The Lowlands University (formerly Berwick Sixth Form College), "but we have established that Steven Tyler thinks that some bloke he knows looks a bit like a girl." Mullet says that the hours poring over Aerosmi...
Indeed, Saturday June 18th was a sad day for music lovers all over the world, as 'The Big Man' - Clarence Clemons, saxophonist extraordinaire, personification of Bruce 'The Boss' Springsteen's legendary E Street band, sadly passed away in a Florida h...
The Wombles from Wimbledon are topping Glastonbury this year because most decent bands avoid the festival like avoiding the pest. Mike Batt (slightly Batty) the founder of the famous kiddies show and writer of many of their ancient, very pathetic...
News that ukuleles are outselling electric guitars has been welcomed by guitarists. The small four-stringed, guitar-shaped instrument is probably best known for being played by cheeky war-time film comic George "Turned Out Nice Again" Formby. Elvi...
A major survey has revealed that live music events contribute almost £1 billion to the UK economy. The survey was commissioned by UK Music, an organisation that represents the commercial aspects of the music industry in Britain. While much of t...
HOLLYWOOD - One of the nicest contestants to ever appear on American Idol has been chosen as the 2011 American Idol winner. Scotty "The Voice" McCreery, 17, of Garner, North Carolina beat out Lauren "Peaches" Alaina, 16, of Rossville, Georgia.
HOLLYWOOD - Some last minute adjustments had to be made to the American Idol finale stage in the beautiful Nokia Theater but everything went on as planned. Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest said that 18 bales of hay, an old 1959 cotton pickin' cotton picker...
LA BREA - American Idol Judge Steven Tyler was having breakfast at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. He was asked by LaTuna LaTundra, a reporter with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune about the fact that his band Aerosmith, who was originally scheduled to a...
LAS VEGAS - The music in the MGM Grand Garden Arena for The 2011 Billboard Music Awards Show was loud, the costumes were loud, the crowd was loud, but Britney Spears microphone was as quiet as a yellow #2 pencil sitting on an Iowa school teacher's de...
Yes Virginia, there is another music awards show and it isn't the Grammys, the MTV Music awards, the CMA's, the Juno Awards, or even the Nickelodeon Music Awards. In a last ditch effort to revive the struggling music industry, The Billboard Music Aw...
SANTA MONICA BEACH - The Beach Boys band was formed in 1961, by the Wilson brothers, Brian, Dennis, and Carl 50 years ago. The band also included Wilson cousin Mike Love, whose real name was Mike Hunt but he changed it for the obvious reason, and...
LA BREA - The most recent American Idol castoff Haley Reinhart was having dinner by herself at a Burgers-In-The-Round in La Brea. She was approached by TV ClickerWorld's Grandiosa Littlehampton and asked how she was doing after having been elimina...
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has rejected comments from US President Barack Obama that 1967 was the most significant year in popular music. In what was seen by many as a groundbreaking speech in Washington yesterday, Obama disassociat...
LOS ANGELES - Steven Tyler sat in a booth at his favorite restaurant The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon. He was partaking of a plate of Lemon Chicken with a side order of Osakan Egg Rolls and Crab Rangoon when he was asked by Hoopla Diddly of TV ClickerWorld about the reported incident during a recent edition of American Idol. Tyler asked if he was referring to the show where he became so angry...
LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live and showed the entire viewing audience that the person that everyone once knew as Britney Spears has certainly left the building. Spears appeared on stage with a dozen or so dancers and mo...
Max Clifford has been called in to change Pakistan's global image. Clifford has been summoned following recent unrest due to the OBL debacle. The U.S claimed to have captured OBL in a house in Abbottabad and inadvertently killed him and dropped him o...
HOLLYWOOD - Backstage after the latest edition of American Idol had just eliminated James Durbin, Jennifer Lopez, who could not stop crying, hugged James and told him not to worry because he was going to be the next big super star. J.Lo handed Jam...
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