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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Being Sober One Week

Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Being Sober One Week

Actress and Party Girl Lindsay Lohan celebrated her first week of sobriety at a Hollywood Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. Representatives of the Guinness Book of World Records and Ripley's Believe it or Not museums were both in attendance.

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Funny story: Mexico Fears Refugee Stampede from USA; Vows to Shoot Naked Spears, Hilton, Lohan on Sight

Mexico Fears Refugee Stampede from USA; Vows to Shoot Naked Spears, Hilton, Lohan on Sight

MEXICO CITY - The Mexican government said today it was rushing army and police units to its northern border to slow a stampede of desperate people and animals fleeing the United States.

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Funny story: Lohan Remake "Nativity!" Most Likely Best Picture Winner; Spears, Hilton on Rampage

Lohan Remake "Nativity!" Most Likely Best Picture Winner; Spears, Hilton on Rampage

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The 2008 Best Picture Oscar is likely to go to one of five feature films, and Lindsay Lohan's "Nativity!" is the favorite, according to odds-makers surveyed by Variety.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Announces Her Own Line Of "Hair" Extensions

Lindsay Lohan Announces Her Own Line Of "Hair" Extensions

(Los Angeles--CA) Forget Brtiney Spears' upskirt oops! According to a Lindsay Lohan blog, LohanFan, the "actress" will be issuing a line of "extensions for the hair that you don't see...at least not during the first half of the...

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Funny story: Spears Naked, Hilton Nude, Lohan Panty-less Share Pulitzer Prize For Saving Journalism

Spears Naked, Hilton Nude, Lohan Panty-less Share Pulitzer Prize For Saving Journalism

NEW YORK - The Pulitzer Prize for Public Service went for the first time this year not to journalists but to news subjects -- actor Lindsay Lohan, singer Britney Spears, and celebrity socialite Paris Hilton.

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Funny story: Britney Spears elected Naturist President

Britney Spears elected Naturist President

Los Angeles (CA) - Britney Spears is retiring from show business in order to concentrate on her new career as President of American Association for Nude Recreation. Citing pressure from the media and paparazzi contributed to her sudden decision.

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Funny story: Transcript of latest Lindsay Lohan rant

Transcript of latest Lindsay Lohan rant

Lindsey Lohan has recently been critisized for the letters she's been sending. She wrote condolences to Robert Altmans famly and they were amazed by the rambling they read, here's her latest attempt at written communication:...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Cast In Jessica Simpson Role As Britney Spears

Lindsay Lohan Cast In Jessica Simpson Role As Britney Spears

(Bentonville--AR) Monday, in front of Wal-Mart headquarters, Lindsay Lohan signed a deal with VH-1 to play the role of Jessica Simpson playing Britney Spears in a movie of the soon to be Pop Mom's life titled "Do You Like My Song or Just My...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson Wed Christ After He KOs Boxing Champ

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson Wed Christ After He KOs Boxing Champ

RENO, NV, Dec. 25 - Jesus "Sonny" Christ capped his comeback drive in Reno yesterday with a ninth round knockout that sent reigning champ Stephen Hawking into a deep, possibly fatal coma.

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham and Nicole Richie vaporize during workout

Victoria Beckham and Nicole Richie vaporize during workout

Los Angeles (CA) - The two celebrities were working out at Size 0 Gym, an exclusive Beverly Hills health spa, where they instantly vaporized before a packed crowd. The workout instructor was a little shaken after the incident, "These two ladies...

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Funny story: George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"

George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"

WASHINGTON (AP)-- Desperate to stop the Iraqi civil war and to beef up the morale of US troops, President Bush has recruited Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to take part in a "beaver patrol" of that war-torn country.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Dropped Sean Preston for Google Hits?

Britney Spears Dropped Sean Preston for Google Hits?

(Los Angeles--CA) As if the bad press buzz over Britney Spears hanging with fellow homegirls Paris Hilton and Lindsay "I Can't Spell, But Look At These Knockers" Lohan wasn't bad enough, the mud just keeps flying. This time it's...

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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Naked Is Mum On Ex-Rep. Foley's Addiction to Phonics

Lindsay Lohan Naked Is Mum On Ex-Rep. Foley's Addiction to Phonics

Former Rep. Mark Foley yesterday added "Hooked on Phonics" to his list of admitted addictions, along with Hostess Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Big Hunks, and reruns of the TV sitcom "Different Strokes."...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Makes It Official: She's Tired Of Parents, Boys, Gossip And Groupies

Lindsay Lohan Makes It Official: She's Tired Of Parents, Boys, Gossip And Groupies

Hollywood and Vine----Lindsay Lohan has made it official. "Nobody loves me," she cried to a camera outside the New York State Supreme Courthouse where her former family is battling over everything they can fight over from money, custody and royaltie...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Parent's Divorce To Be Nasty

Lindsay Lohan Parent's Divorce To Be Nasty

Hempstead, New York---Lindsay Lohan, multi-talented star of "The Parent Trap" and "Mean Girls," and media icon to all sorts of Little Ladies, Young Women, Wild Child Dreamers, Hyped Up Everyday Wannabes and Teenage Drama Queens, is suffering through...

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Funny story: Personal Tape Included in New Lohan DVD Set

Personal Tape Included in New Lohan DVD Set

Lindsay Lohan's new CD/DVD set "Lindsay Lohan: Something I Never Had" may have had her teen fans desperate since an advertisement found in her debut album "Speak" announced the release for summer 2005, but recent comments made...

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