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Funny story: John McCain to Join The Beach Boys!

John McCain to Join The Beach Boys!

After hearing John McCain sing "bomb, bomb, bomb...bomb, bomb Iran" to the tune of the popular Beach Boy's song, "Barbara Ann", at a campaign rally in So...

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Funny story: Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson Beats Edwards By Having His Own Cancer

Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson Beats Edwards By Having His Own Cancer

In an announcement that will slow down the John Edwards campaign publicity, Senator and actor Fred Thompson said that he himself has cancer. The former Law and Order star said that he will not allow this to affect his running for President of the Un...

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Funny story: John McCain Security Act Introduced By Republicans In Congress

John McCain Security Act Introduced By Republicans In Congress

WASHINGTON - Republicans of the U.S. House of Representatives convened tonight an emergency partisan meeting to immediately craft a bill titled the John McCain Indiana Farmers Market Security Act.

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Funny story: "I am the dark horseshit candidate": Thompson declares 2008 presidential bid

"I am the dark horseshit candidate": Thompson declares 2008 presidential bid

Wisconsin - (Frankly Ludicrous Press): Tommy Thompson, former Wisconsin Governor and Bush Administration anthrax specialist, has thrown his hat into the 2008 presidential ring.

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Funny story: Former Wives of Republican Presidential Candidates to be "Taken Care Of" on Skywalk

Former Wives of Republican Presidential Candidates to be "Taken Care Of" on Skywalk

The Grand Old Party, the Party of family values, has a problem. Too many wives, too many families.

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Funny story: Democ-Rats Attack McCain Disability!

Democ-Rats Attack McCain Disability!

When Democratic National Committee members heard that Republican Presidential Hopeful John McCain had hired some of the most vicious political adsmen in the attackbiz, they got their own adhitmen.

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Funny story: McCain Initiates Pander Patrol

McCain Initiates Pander Patrol

ATLANTA, GEORGIA - John McCain's campaign announced this morning that the presidential hopeful will park the Straight Talk Express bus and begin a special month-long campaign blitz to be called The Pander Patrol.

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Funny story: Bush To Replace Cheney With Senator McCain

Bush To Replace Cheney With Senator McCain

Finding the Vice President more liability than asset, implicated in countless shenanigans, most recently, messing it up with Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, third in line for the Presidency, George Bush decided the time had come for Dick to move...

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Funny story: VP Cheney at Odds With Senator McCain Over Rumsfeld Insults

VP Cheney at Odds With Senator McCain Over Rumsfeld Insults

WASHINGTON (AP) - Vice President Dick Cheney on Wednesday challenged GOP presidential leader Senator John McCain's insult that Donald H. Rumsfeld was "one of America's worst defense secretaries."...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney to Retire: John McCain to be New Veep

Dick Cheney to Retire: John McCain to be New Veep

True to the deal that was struck before the Republican Convention, Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney is poised to retire. It will be remembered that just after the election Mr. Cheney entered the hospital complaining of mild chest discomfort. This w...

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