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Funny story: Obama speaks out on toenails

Obama speaks out on toenails

US President Barack Obama today gave firm support to cutting your toenails regularly, as well as brushing your teeth at least twice a day. 'Let us not sound like Kennedy', he said, not sounding like Kennedy, 'let us not sound like Martin Luther Ki...

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Funny story: Obama stars in 'Gone With The Wind' remake

Obama stars in 'Gone With The Wind' remake

US President Barack Obama's latest movie 'Gone With The Wind' opened today, to rave reviews by critics. The Prez plays an illegal immigrant that somehow manages to get into America despite not being American, and then he meets Michelle O'Hara.

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Funny story: Surrender Dorothy! Hillary Clinton's vicious vendetta against a young Kansas girl and her dog

Surrender Dorothy! Hillary Clinton's vicious vendetta against a young Kansas girl and her dog

Eureka, Kansas - A young girl named Dorothy trembles with fear every time she leaves the relative safety of her farm home not far from here. Hers is no normal agoraphobia, but the uneasy feeling that she is being stalked by one of the most influentia...

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Funny story: Condom Outrage! USAID Gives Contract to China- Oral Sex Now Considered Life Threatening!

Condom Outrage! USAID Gives Contract to China- Oral Sex Now Considered Life Threatening!

Washington,DC/ Hiv/Aids Capitol of the United States of America - In another case of ignoring growing economic concerns over loss of jobs, the government Welfare Agency, USAID, under the auspices of the Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, effective...

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Funny story: 'Princess Hillary and the Three Wishes', by Hillary Rodham Clinton

'Princess Hillary and the Three Wishes', by Hillary Rodham Clinton

Once upon a time there was a girl called Hillary, and she was the most beautiful girl in the world, and was a Princess. And she stared out of her castle across the land, wishing a handsome Prince would come and take her away to far and distant lands, for adventures to the five corners of the Earth. Then one day a genie appeared in her room, and said: 'Oh Princess Hillary, thou art the fairest g...

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Funny story: Swiss Gigolo Not Done Yet: Alludes to Seduction of Powerful Female US Political Figures!

Swiss Gigolo Not Done Yet: Alludes to Seduction of Powerful Female US Political Figures!

Munich, Germany / Financial News - Swiss gigolo Helg Sgarbi,44, recently sentenced to 6 years in prison for extortion involving a rich german heiress, claims he got even more than the L8.5 from her, by allegedly extorting some of American's most h...

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Funny story: 'I'm not a vampire', Hillary Clinton claims

'I'm not a vampire', Hillary Clinton claims

The new American Secretary of State Hillary Clinton made the surprising claim that she is not a blood-sucking vampire. Speaking from the White House, as the sun went down over Washington DC, Mrs Clinton said: 'I don't know where these crazy rumors...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Escorted Under Guard From Turkish Women's TV After Bill's Affairs Mentioned

Hillary Clinton Escorted Under Guard From Turkish Women's TV After Bill's Affairs Mentioned

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, reflecting on her life in the public spotlight, said Saturday she misses ordinary pleasures, like sex, but has no regrets about her choice of public service. "It's no different on the road as Secretary of Sta...

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Funny story: Button booboo embarrasses Hillary

Button booboo embarrasses Hillary

MOSCOW - (APE) Hillary Clinton, in her role as US Secretary of State, presented Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov with a mock panic button. Mr Lavrov was exicted by the state department's Russian language skills. TheSpoof.com has been poking fun at...

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Funny story: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Admits Few Mistakes On Taxes

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Admits Few Mistakes On Taxes

After three former Obama nominees for offices in his government asked to be excused after remembering they hadn't paid a few hundred thousand in income taxes, Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton confessed to making a few silly mistakes, totally unint...

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Funny story: Hillary "Glad She Lost" as New Female President Struggles on "24"

Hillary "Glad She Lost" as New Female President Struggles on "24"

Several episodes in to the new series of 24, and former First Lady Hillary Clinton has expressed relief that she narrowly avoided becoming the first female President of the United States. Aides revealed Mrs Clinton has been "closely following" eve...

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Funny story: Aussie Blogger Uncovers the Real Hillary Clinton

Aussie Blogger Uncovers the Real Hillary Clinton

PERTH - Australian blogger, Vince Foster, from Mundijong has discovered some incredible things about Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. The 64 year old Foster, who has a slight American accent, but claims to have lived in Mundijong his entire life,...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Off on Asian Junket Stops Off in Thailand for a Quickie!

Hillary Clinton Off on Asian Junket Stops Off in Thailand for a Quickie!

Bangkok, Thailand/ Botox News - Newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton was more than pleased with her recent official trip to Asia, as it afforded her the opportunity to pop over to Thailand for a complete, cheap, cosmetic makeove...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton slaps French President's wife

Hillary Clinton slaps French President's wife

The newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has reportedly slapped the French President's wife Carla Bruni Sarkozy last night in New York. They were attending a fund raising dinner held in the aid of procrastinator's around the world wh...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton and David Milliband in Sex Orgy shame

Hillary Clinton and David Milliband in Sex Orgy shame

Hillary Clinton and UK Foreign Minister David Milliband are at the centre of a sex orgy storm following their meeting last week. The meeting was the first by a member of Obama administration with a major overseas government. It was reported at th...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton hails 'Special Sick Relationship'

Hillary Clinton hails 'Special Sick Relationship'

Washington AC/DC - (Only-As-Sick-As-Yer-Secrets-Mess): US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton heaped praise on the 'Special Sick Relationship' today in a ten minute photocall with British Foreign Secretary David Milliband. Clinton, 69, said the US/...

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Funny story: Senate Debate: Is Panetta Too White to be Head Spook?

Senate Debate: Is Panetta Too White to be Head Spook?

Langley,VA/ TOP SECRET ( But Published by New York Times Anyway) - Intelligence committee members are embroiled in another battle concerning the appointment of Leon Panetta to head the CIA. The former Clinton Chief of Staff and California Liberal is...

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