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Funny story: Doctors Stunned by Simple New Cure

Doctors Stunned by Simple New Cure

For years doctors have advised patients to take a spoonful of this or a spoonful of that to cure, or prevent illness. Like shooting stars the new cures have appeared on the medical scene, a burst of glory only to be followed by a slow fade into the a...

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Funny story: Bulimic WVV Epidemic

Bulimic WVV Epidemic

With the festive season well under way, it has transpired that bulimics are deliberately infecting themselves with the norovirus, otherwise known as the Winter Vomiting Virus. This incredibly aggressive virus begins with mild cold symptoms before...

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Funny story: New Fake Colgate Disaster As Man's Teeth Fall Out

New Fake Colgate Disaster As Man's Teeth Fall Out

The fake Colgate toothpaste story took a new twist today, when the teeth of a man from Wimbledon who used Colgate to brush his teeth before bedtime last night, had to call an ambulance this morning when ALL OF HIS GNASHERS FELL OUT! Eric Dribble,...

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Funny story: Norovirus Makes Us Sick! - Doctors

Norovirus Makes Us Sick! - Doctors

The winter vomiting bug, Norovirus, could spread rapidly across England unless people are sensible and stay at home when they have the virus, according to a leading GP. Doctor Gerald Wheeze, an expert on winter vomiting bugs, told a news conferenc...

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Funny story: Dutch Heavy Ankles Disease Strikes Brits

Dutch Heavy Ankles Disease Strikes Brits

Ever experience a couple of cold winter, or pollen-strewn summer, days of coughing and wheezing, taking yourself off to the doctor and telling him you feel like sh*t? In Holland you'd probably be diagnosed with a severe respiratory infection and...

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Funny story: Cure found for Insomnia: Gordon Brown

Cure found for Insomnia: Gordon Brown

Scientists have discovered a credible cure for insomnia or sleep deprivation. Its called Gordon Brown, UK Prime Minister. Acording to scientific experts, just listening to Mr Brown's sonorious speeches will induce deep sleep in a matter of second...

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Funny story: Alarming Thumb Growth Study

Alarming Thumb Growth Study

In a fascinating, multi-million dollar government grant study, scientists discovered children's thumbs have grown inversely proportional to the evolutionary curve. Apparently, some accelerating factor is extending and most times exceeding the length...

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Funny story: FDA Finds Fast Food, MSG and Aspartame Cause Alzheimer's

FDA Finds Fast Food, MSG and Aspartame Cause Alzheimer's

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- People fed junk food which included MSG and Aspartame for nine months developed the abnormal brain tangles typical of Alzheimer's disease, just released FDA research indicated on Friday. The findings show how the typical...

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Funny story: Medical blunders

Medical blunders

Musical instruments and car parts were among those left inside four patients after surgery, the Hospital Authority has revealed in the latest issue of its ''Be Careful Alert.'' Musical instruments and car parts including a violin, trombone and a s...

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Funny story: Doctors transplant Vagina

Doctors transplant Vagina

LONDON - Doctors have given a woman a new vagina with tissue grown from her own cat. "This technique has great promise we can make a new vagina from a pussy," said Dr. Eric Genital, who did a similar transplant in 2005 on a monkey at Mount Behind...

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Funny story: Food and Drink To Have Health Warnings

Food and Drink To Have Health Warnings

The World Health Organisation has announced plans to have health warnings placed on the packaging of 'high risk' foods. The move comes in an effort to combat the worldwide 'Epidemics' of Diabetes and Heart disease. The campaign will be similar...

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Funny story: Have a heart

Have a heart

A system of presumed consent for organ donation was rejected today after a panel of experts investigated organ donation across the world. Spain has the highest rate of organ donation in the world, and has been running a presumed consent system for...

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Funny story: Study: Pills do not prevent premature ejaculation

Study: Pills do not prevent premature ejaculation

Vitamin K or Y pills do not help prevent premature ejaculation in men, concludes the same big study that last week found these supplements ineffective for warding off piles. The public has been cheated by good and bad news about vitamins, much of...

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Funny story: Flu Season Is Here. Follow These Helpful Doctor Tips

Flu Season Is Here. Follow These Helpful Doctor Tips

Since the flu season is almost here, a survey of general practitioners have been consulted and the following recommendations are highly recommended for everyone, especially for the now older, softer candy-ass Baby Boomers: 1. If your child comes home from school all coughing, sweating and wheezing, immediately lock him in the attic or in the basement and feed him his food and pills through a...

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Funny story: Hand Sanitizer Proven No Better than Mother's Spit

Hand Sanitizer Proven No Better than Mother's Spit

After a year of research into the antiseptic qualities of the typical over-the-counter, alcohol based hand sanitizer, researchers now admit that the ingredients in the sanitizer are no more effective than the spit from any mother's mouth. Side by...

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Funny story: Fight the Flab, Keep the Cash

Fight the Flab, Keep the Cash

In an effort to combat the obesity epidemic running rife through Britain £30million has been earmarked to five towns and cities across the UK to allow the to fight the flab. Manchester Council leader Pat Carnivore is to receive £10million of the p...

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Funny story: Bush Stands in the Doorway of Hospitals for the Poor, Axe Handle Aready!

Bush Stands in the Doorway of Hospitals for the Poor, Axe Handle Aready!

Worst President Ever GWB has begun his eleventh hour executive post election initiatives with an attack on the healthcare of the poorest Americans. As in the days of segregation when now infamous elected racists stood in the portals of institutions o...

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