Following Wales' incredible 3-1 victory over Belgium in the Euros, the Welsh Assembly has apparently received thousands of new passport applications from England supporters who desperately want to remain in Europe. One such fan, Brian Jones, told...
They've gone ahead and done it. After fewer and fewer examples of the ball actually being kicked up the pitch towards the opponent's goal in the latest Euro 2016 Championships, FIFA have taken the bull by the horns and banned all forward passing…
There was fury last night when it emerged that England's entire Euro 16 squad (with the exception of Jack Wilshere) have been refused Personal Independence Payment (PIP). Manager Roy Hodgson resigned in disgust, with a close friend claiming, "Roy...
Following substantial unrest in Marseille and Lille, the scourge of English football hooliganism has reared its ugly head again in the city of Arras, Pas De Calais. The unsavoury incident occurred at approximately 11:15am in the central Leader Pri...
England, a long, long time ago ruled the waves! Pillaged, raped and robbed the riches of others and built an Empire upon those riches! Only the Vikings from Northern Europe managed to withstand these attacks and after last night's invasion they prove...
Ex-UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, has been offered to take over the reigns at Arsenal FC and replace their present French manager, and perennial loser, Arsene Wenger! Arsenal, used to imploding season after season under Wenger's rule, find Came...
A number of famous footballers, including the likes of David Beckham, Michael Owen, Frank Spencer and his wife Betty Spencer, etc, etc are planning to go on strike next week, as a protest mark at the ridiculously low pay they are expected to kick bal...
England's hope of winning the Euro 2016 football championships were thrown into turmoil last night after it emerged that French and German UEFA officials were poised to file a legal petition suspending England from the competition if Britain votes to...
England manager Sir Woy of Hodgson has sprung a surprise by naming cheeky prankster and perennial drunkard Paul Gascoigne, lanky nineties no-hoper Carlton Palmer and long-dead legend of the game Sir Stanley Matthews in his final squad for Euro 2016.
The final matches of the season for the Premier League this weekend have been seen by several mystics and they have been contacting Spoof Football reporter John Westam. They forsee an astonishing end to the season with West Ham ending the season i...
Beard lovers worldwide were glued to the Atletico Madrid vs Bayern Munich Champions League semi-final this evening, where Diego Simeone went head-to-head (or chin-to-chin) with Pep Guardiola in the most anticipated beard-off since the creation of Ami...
As the Football Euro 2016 Championship in France approaches, team managers have not only been scratching their heads wondering how to win a match, but also how to intimidate the opposing team just before kick-off. Roy Hodgson, the England manager,...
To quash all rumours, tabloid garbage, and ex- United players blowing their trumpets about Louis van Gaal, probably the most hated United manager since Dave Sexton, United's board have announced their support for the rather unstable Dutch sergeant ma...
Leicester City, the team who spent almost the whole of the 2014/15 season battling against relegation from the Premier League, and who have taken the country by storm this time around, are on the verge of something spectacular. The Foxes are abou...
Louis van Gaal has set his sights on The European SuperLeague Copa America Asian Cup after their 1-0 victory over minnows Manchester City today. In a statement leaked to Sneaky Snoops, he said "we've just beaten a very crap team, who were challen...
British tabloids claim they have Louis van Gaal's scalp! The "Hexenjagd" of the disgraceful, lying, deceitful British tabloids has reached a new low! They claim to have Manchester United's manager, Louis van Gaal's scalp! As usual it's a bunch...
While Manchester United's downward spiral under Louis van Gaal's leadership persists, the Dutch General is still filing on his English skills. At a rumbustious press conference after United's recent defeat to Stoke City, van Gaal was asked why his...
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