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Funny story: Eagles Pick Giant Corpse Clean; Plexico Wins Jail Yard Game for the Greenhaven Giants

Eagles Pick Giant Corpse Clean; Plexico Wins Jail Yard Game for the Greenhaven Giants

The Plexico B-less Giants froze up in the frigid winds of Giant Stadium and got picked to the bone by the scavengers from Philly. Meanwhile Prisoner # 171717 caught ten touchdown passes from inmate # 11111 and won the biggest game in the Greenhaven M...

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Funny story: Buffalo Bills Ask For OJ Simpson To Be Removed From Pro Football Hall Of Fame

Buffalo Bills Ask For OJ Simpson To Be Removed From Pro Football Hall Of Fame

There was more bad news for OJ Simpson last night as, after having been sentenced to 15 years in prison for kidnap and armed robbery, it was announced that the team he once played for, the Buffalo Bills, had asked for his great name to be de-inductif...

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Funny story: BCS Software Revises Alabama Football History

BCS Software Revises Alabama Football History

In an unexpected revision of the past 6 years of BCS history, the recent routing by number one rated Alabama of their arch-rival, Auburn by a score of 36-0, resulted in more than just one win in Tuscaloosa. The BCS program distributed the excess p...

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Funny story: Two Bored Football Fans Playing Different Game

Two Bored Football Fans Playing Different Game

In Minneapolis, Minnesota last weekend while the Iowa Hawkeyes were whipping Golden Gopher tails on the football field, police officers said two Iowa fans were whipping tail of a different type by having sex in a stadium restroom. "Both games ha...

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Funny story: Juan For The Money

Juan For The Money

South African blindside flanker Juan Smith is reportedly on the verge of signing the biggest deal in Springbok history. The player, currently bumming around with the Cheetahs, has opened talks with Italian side Viadana about a possible move that w...

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Funny story: Mike Singletary (actually) wears pants on team

Mike Singletary (actually) wears pants on team

Asked why his team has played increasingly well the past 2 weeks, San Francisco running back Frank Gore said that it's the image of Coach Mike Singletary dropping his pants that keeps everyone motivated. "That really woke us up," Gore said of the...

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Funny story: The Detroit Lions Are Leaving

The Detroit Lions Are Leaving

DETROIT, Michigan - Detroit Lions owner William Clay Ford, Jr. thoroughly disgusted with his teams (38-14) loss to the Jacksonville Jaguars and (0-9) season record has decided to move his team. Ford told a sports reporter for The Detroit Light-Pos...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Sign Troy Aikman

Dallas Cowboys Sign Troy Aikman

IRVING, Texas - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has just signed ex-Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman to a one year contract. Jones sat and disappointedly watched his 'America's Team' lose to the New York Giants 35-14 up in the Meadowlands. The...

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Funny story: Bye Bye, Arrivederci, and Adios Redskins

Bye Bye, Arrivederci, and Adios Redskins

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Earlier this year the United States senate overwhelmingly approved The Zuccarelli-Powdermaker Be Nice To Indians Bill which mandates that every professional sports team that currently uses a Native-American mascot name must change...

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Funny story: "Balls, Balls, & Pucks"

"Balls, Balls, & Pucks"

PARAMUS, New Jersey - The bad state of the United States economy is causing many companies and corporations to relocate overseas. Even the world of sports has now been affected. The weekly sports publication 'Balls, Balls, & Pucks' is reporting t...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cancel Game Against St. Louis Rams

Dallas Cowboys Cancel Game Against St. Louis Rams

FORTH WORTH, Texas - Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Wade Phillips told ESPN that he has talked to Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and that they have decided that it would be best to cancel next Sunday's game against the St. Louis Rams. Phillips said that th...

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Funny story: OJ Simpson convicted, vows to write 'If I did it this time' tell-all while in prison

OJ Simpson convicted, vows to write 'If I did it this time' tell-all while in prison

OJ Simpson has been found guilty of 169 charges of armed robbery, conspiracy to kidnap and assault with a deadly badger by a court in the US city of Las Vegas. The armed robbery charges carry a mandatory jail sentence and kidnapping carries a pos...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Report: 'Pacman' Brawls With His Own Bodyguard

The Dallas Cowboys Report: 'Pacman' Brawls With His Own Bodyguard

DALLAS, Texas - Adam 'Pacman' Jones of the Dallas Cowboys was involved in an altercation with Tommy Jones, (no relation) his own bodyguard, yes, his own bodyguard. The incident took place in Dallas in the bathroom of the swank Joule Hotel. Coach...

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Funny story: NFL Announces All Prison Team - Video Game to Follow!

NFL Announces All Prison Team - Video Game to Follow!

Canton,Ohio / Sports Illustrated - The NFL announced today it's All Prison Team after a nation wide poll of the nation's top law enforcement officers , prosecutors, and federal judges. There were few surprises. At stake, residuals from a new vide...

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Funny story: NFL Replaces Ed Hochuli

NFL Replaces Ed Hochuli

New York, New York (IPP) - The NFL has replaced Ed Hochuli effective immediately. NFL officials decided to replace the errant football referee after getting permission to do so from Las Vegas points spread directors. NFL president, Dempsey Dumpst...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Dream - To Move The Washington Redskins To Alaska

Sarah Palin's Dream - To Move The Washington Redskins To Alaska

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has told her husband Todd that when Johnny (McCain) wins the election that she will do her very best to convince him to move the White House from Washington D.C. to Anchorage, Alaska. She said that it would cut down...

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Funny story: Chertoff reaches out to disaster victims

Chertoff reaches out to disaster victims

Yesterday, Michael Chertoff authorized a major military air-lift to evacuate victims of this weekend's disaster. He said, "These poor people are in such sorry states that it would be criminal if no one helped them. It is the only humane thing to do...

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