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Funny story: New No Calorie Diet Promises Extreme Weight Loss

New No Calorie Diet Promises Extreme Weight Loss

First there was No-Carb then Some-Carb then Low-Fat then No-Fat until finally along came the All-The-Cabbage-You-Can-Eat-Without-Barfing diet. Now, thanks to the miracle of the late night Infomercial you too for only 4 easy payments of blah blah blah...

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Funny story: Use Lemon Grass, George

Use Lemon Grass, George

December 29, Taxes - Bush said that he needs more time for consultation before he finalizes and announces the new Iraqi policy.

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Funny story: FDA Approves Eating Cloned Humans

FDA Approves Eating Cloned Humans

(Washington, DC) Following up its announcement that there is no difference in eating food made from cloned animals, the FDA today announced that there is no difference in eating food made from cloned humans.

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Funny story: FDA: Cloned animals "safe-ish" to eat

FDA: Cloned animals "safe-ish" to eat

Washington, DC - The Food and Drug Administration today declared that cloned and other genetically modified livestock are "probably" fit for human consumption.

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Funny story: Restaurant Chain, Dairy Queen Comes Out of Closet With New Menu

Restaurant Chain, Dairy Queen Comes Out of Closet With New Menu

In the inaugurate climate that now is beginning to pervade in Washington since the president admitted being gay to the American public, international restaurant chain, Dairy Queen has a little secret to reveal.

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Funny story: Oliver Gets Some More

Oliver Gets Some More

Cheeky chappie cock-en-ee chef, Jamie Oliver, is reported to be loosing his battle against his expanding waist line.

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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton Endorses "Tongue Condom" For Weight Loss

Naked Paris Hilton Endorses "Tongue Condom" For Weight Loss

PARIS - Celebrity socialite Paris Hilton is to appear naked in a series of ads promoting the "Tongue Condom" (TC) as an effective weight loss tool.

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Funny story: Baked Beans off The Menu As Brown Unveils Flatulence Tax

Baked Beans off The Menu As Brown Unveils Flatulence Tax

The chancellor today unveiled a raft of new taxation to deal with the growing threat from greenhouse gases and global warming.

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Funny story: Food Celeb Rachael Ray to Feed Discovery Shuttle Crew

Food Celeb Rachael Ray to Feed Discovery Shuttle Crew

NASA has announced that food celeb and talk show host Rachael Ray has done some catering for the next trip into space.

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Funny story: Moonie pastor's shark racket

Moonie pastor's shark racket

London - (Associated Mess): Was shark on the menu at the ill-fated Itsu Nuke Bar and Sushi Diner on Halloween night when hapless ex-KGB colonel Alexander Litvinenko had his date with destiny?...

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Funny story: McDonald's New McRibbit Sandwich Raises Brows

McDonald's New McRibbit Sandwich Raises Brows

Animal rights activists are in an uproar after McDonald's began serving a live frog on a bun. McDonald's countered charges of animal cruelty by pointing out that the frog is first stunned with a McTaser then forced to listen to Barry Manilow...

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Funny story: Survey Reveals Britain's Budget Supermarket Produce is 'Crap'

Survey Reveals Britain's Budget Supermarket Produce is 'Crap'

A shocking new survey has revealed that Britain's budget supermarkets sell nothing but cack, by and large. This will come as a shock to poor people in particular, who for years now, have been buying shoddy produce from these shysters and kidding...

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Funny story: Fish and Chips Madness

Fish and Chips Madness

A man from Padstow in Cornwall was last night counting the cost of afternoon binge that's left him counting the cost.

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Funny story: Area Restaurant Cashing in on Wait Staff With PhDs

Area Restaurant Cashing in on Wait Staff With PhDs

DURHAM NC- Anothermind restaurant in Durham has an innovative solution for over qualified wait staff that is keeping both customers and employees happy. The triangle area restaurant is cashing in on the high number of waiters with their PhDs...

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Funny story: Peanut Butter and Jelly - No More

Peanut Butter and Jelly - No More

Boston MA - What has now become a precedent landmark case regarding the dangerous proprietary blend of two commercial products from two independent manufacturers - peanut butter and jelly, the multibillion-dollar suit feud between Skippy and Welches...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Disconsolate over Divorce Holds Hollywood Celebrity Christmas Food & Fun Event

Britney Spears Disconsolate over Divorce Holds Hollywood Celebrity Christmas Food & Fun Event

HOLLYWOOD -- Britney Spears, still disconsolate over the dissolution of her marriage to Kevin Federline, has decided not to wallow in her sorrow but to go to work for the betterment of the world, especially its lesser beings, says Lynne Spears, Britn...

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Funny story: Burger King Seeks to Add Pot Burgers to Menu

Burger King Seeks to Add Pot Burgers to Menu

Due to the increased business of the Burger King location that served marijuana laced whoppers to two policemen, Burger King Corporation has announced plans to make this a regular menu item.

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