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Funny story: DEA discovers shipment of cocaine

DEA discovers shipment of cocaine

The Drug Enforcement Agency has uncovered a cocaine smuggling ring with an ingenious twist on the transportation and distribution of the elicit drug.

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Funny story: George Michael: "Drugged up? Me? No Way"

George Michael: "Drugged up? Me? No Way"

George Michael has denied claims he was drugged up at the wheel of his car again last night.

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Funny story: Scientists find three black holes in Treasury accounts

Scientists find three black holes in Treasury accounts

London - (Ass Mess): Forensic scientists investigating a gang of former Irish pig farmers from Shergar, County Louse who have been trading under the banner of Treasury Holdings Ltd in order to purchase the fraudulently engineered deeds to Battersea P...

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Funny story: China to send protest over FDA approval of drug for obese dogs

China to send protest over FDA approval of drug for obese dogs

In what will fast become a major international incident, China's foreign Minister lashed out at the United States for approving the drug for obese dogs.

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Funny story: Democratic Congress Passes Law Requiring All Supreme Court Justices Get Drug Tested

Democratic Congress Passes Law Requiring All Supreme Court Justices Get Drug Tested

The democratic congress didn't waste any time getting started today when they passed legislation requiring all Supreme Court justices to be drug tested before taking their seats on the bench. This comes in the wake of the discovery that the late...

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Funny story: Now that's magic.....mushrooms

Now that's magic.....mushrooms

In an attempt to revitalise his flagging career, Paul Daniels and his once beautiful wife Debbie Magee have agreed to film an experiment in social drug taking for Channel 4.

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Funny story: Class A's Legalised

Class A's Legalised

In a shock statement, Home Office representative Melvin Slitherly announced that a number of Members of Parliament had requested that the Prime Minister use the Parliament Act to rapidly push through legislation to legalise being a Class A Tosser.

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Funny story: Kleer Channel To Play More Variety On Radio Stations

Kleer Channel To Play More Variety On Radio Stations

Micanopy, FL - Kleer Channel announced today that it will start playing a greater variety of music on its radio stations. Kleer Channel spokesperson Debbie Dallas admitted that things were getting rather stale and that its classic rock stations woul...

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Funny story: Drug Dealers File Lawsuit Agains USA, Cambodia, Russia, and Germany

Drug Dealers File Lawsuit Agains USA, Cambodia, Russia, and Germany

Drug dealers have filed an extraordinary slander lawsuit against the USA , Cambodia, Russia, China, Germany, and other countries. These countries have been complaining for years about the deaths caused by drug dealers and now the drug dealers want t...

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Funny story: Bush Pardons Marijuana Convicts On Chistmas Day

Bush Pardons Marijuana Convicts On Chistmas Day

George Bush has decided to pardon all prisoners convicted of marijuana crimes. He had already pardoned one meth dealer as was reported in the The Spoof recently and decided it was time to take a sensible approach to the trillion dollar war on drugs.

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Funny story: Jeb mourns return to disorganised crime

Jeb mourns return to disorganised crime

Florida - (Ass Mess): Tallahassee has-been and Presidential younger brother Jeb Bush is reportedly one big saddo tonight after leaving office for the last time to pick up the pieces of his former career of running disorganised crime cartels on behalf...

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Funny story: Bush Pardons Drug Dealer

Bush Pardons Drug Dealer

Washington D.C. - When George Bush issued 16 pardons, on Thursday, among them was a pardon for methamphetamine dealer, Phillip Anthony Emmert. Although many of the other pardons were for insignificant transgressions, Media attention is now focusing o...

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Funny story: Duracell Bunny sacked after testing positive for steroids

Duracell Bunny sacked after testing positive for steroids

A spokeswoman from Duracell, today confirmed that the company has sacked the Duracell Bunny after testing positive for steroids and other controlled substances on the film set of their latest commercial.

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Funny story: Space station extension 'is skunk factory'

Space station extension 'is skunk factory'

Outer Space - (Ass Mess): Planning inspectors from NASA's building regulations directorate have warned that a recent application to build a conservatory-style extension on the International Space Station is a cynical ploy to install a skunk facto...

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Funny story: Cops warn radioactive cocaine may have killed spook

Cops warn radioactive cocaine may have killed spook

London - (Ass Mess): Police investigating the toxic poisoning of ex-KGB spook Alex Litvinenko have issued a grim warning to partying Londoners that this year's Xmas supplies of cocaine may have been contaminated with Plutonium 210 - the lethal po...

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Funny story: Pot chocks couple were doing a public service

Pot chocks couple were doing a public service

London - (Associated Mess): A Cumbrian couple charged with selling cannabis-laced chocolates have protested at the prosecution of their entrepreneurial efforts to relieve the boredom of millions of suffering British citizens who have been fed a diet...

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Funny story: Doherty 'Genetically Resilient to Jail'

Doherty 'Genetically Resilient to Jail'

In the same way that rhino's are hunted for the mythical aphrodisiac qualities of their horns, singer Pete Doherty is currently being sought in order to examine his astounding resilience against going to jail. Interest has been brewing for somet...

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