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Funny story: Bush Admits Having a "Bad Week," Knocks Back a Few

Bush Admits Having a "Bad Week," Knocks Back a Few

Washington -- His favorite Scooter broke a bone in his foot after putting it in his mouth, big-time. Then his brown-nosing lawyer bailed when he tried to do "something nice" for her. The death toll in Iraq topped 2000, with "Complet...

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Funny story: Catastrophic End to World Signaled by Parrot's Death

Catastrophic End to World Signaled by Parrot's Death

London, England It was reported today that a 3-month-old parrot has succumbed to the deadly HHRN strain of avian flu, thus signaling the apocalypse...

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Funny story: Governor Schwarzenegger Debates Liberals Beatty and Reiner

Governor Schwarzenegger Debates Liberals Beatty and Reiner

Death Valley, California---Liberal Warren Beatty has decided to debate Gubernator Arnold Schwarzenegger in an effort to enlighten the California and, by extension, national electorates on the special issues this country faces.

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Funny story: Tweety Dead of Bird Flu

Tweety Dead of Bird Flu

Warner Brothers' cartoon character Tweety Bird has been the latest death from the mysterious bird flu. Tweety was one of the first Americans and the biggest name star to contact and die due to the illness.

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Funny story: World Mourns the Passing of Nipsey Russell

World Mourns the Passing of Nipsey Russell

New York - As the world struggles to deal with the losses to two great 1960s funnymen - Bob Denver and Don Adams - death has mercilessly struck again, this time claiming Nipsey Russell at age 80. Perhaps best known for his versified responses on pop...

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Funny story: The King is dead long live the King

The King is dead long live the King

Elvis Presley's death is well documented he stayed up all night on the 16th august 1977. He had entertained friends, played the piano and sang, and even played racquetball in the early morning, just before retiring around 8am. His fiancée, Ging...

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Funny story: Ethiopia Blames High Infant Mortality rate on Dying Babies

Ethiopia Blames High Infant Mortality rate on Dying Babies

Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. Ethiopian Government officials explained to the international press earlier this week that the principle cause of the country's highest infant death rate in twenty years is due to ‘poor, sick and helpless babies'.

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Funny story: Late Maxwell Smart's Memoirs Show He Reported Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq

Late Maxwell Smart's Memoirs Show He Reported Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq

Secret Agent Maxwell Smart of CONTROL passed away quietly this week. Upon his death, his personnal journals and memoirs were made public. Several startling revelations were contained within, including the fact that it was Smart who first reported t...

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Funny story: Cuban Death Ray Threat

Cuban Death Ray Threat

Crawford, Texas - According to an unnamed guest at George Bush's Texas White House barbecue this weekend, Bush stated that Cuba has a death ray and derided Cuba's Fidel Castro for developing the weapon of mass destruction.

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Funny story: Rehnquist Dies, New Orleans Court to decide Roe v. Wade

Rehnquist Dies, New Orleans Court to decide Roe v. Wade

Washington -- The death of Supreme Court Chief Justice William Rehnquist will likely force the nation's most divisive issue, Roe. v. Wade into the 6th Federal Court, in New Orleans. "The "Row versus Wade" decision is of life-or-de...

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Funny story: Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro Plot A Response To Pat Roberts

Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro Plot A Response To Pat Roberts

Iran, Cuba and Venezuela---Annoyed and perhaps a bit jealous that Evangelist Pat Roberts has been making death threats, Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has issued a fatwa against the life of the politically active televangelical former Presidential Cand...

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Funny story: Pulped Campers - Victims of Cow Revenge Attack?

Pulped Campers - Victims of Cow Revenge Attack?

The horrific death earlier this month of two campers who were crushed to a pulp by rampaging cattle may have been caused by their cooking.

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Funny story: Madonna's Done It All and Wants to Try Death

Madonna's Done It All and Wants to Try Death

Pop idol, rock star, dancer, fashion maven, sex goddess, alternative lifestyle queen, movie actress, fitness enthusiast, mom, spiritual seeker, and equestrienne, Madonna has been through every phase. Now that she's bored again, Madonna wants to try...

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Funny story: BTK Killer Introduces Exercise Video

BTK Killer Introduces Exercise Video

El Dorado Correctional Facility -- Dennis Rader, a.k.a. "The BTK Killer" today announced a line of fitness videos intended to develop hand and wrist strength. Said Rader, from his prison cell, "Choking a person to death requires a l...

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Funny story: 'Guilty on All Counts' Saddam Receives 'Mega-Death' Sentence

'Guilty on All Counts' Saddam Receives 'Mega-Death' Sentence

BAGHDAD, IRAQ-Saddam Hussein, the recently deposed dictator of Iraq, hirsute hegamon, that vicious violator of human rights everyone loves to hate is about to become even more famous-or infamous, depending on how you look at it. Jurors in his ‘high c...

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Funny story: President Bush: "E Pluribus Bonham!"

President Bush: "E Pluribus Bonham!"

Washington, DC - With the 25th anniversary of the death of Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham fast approach (September 25th), President Bush has proposed legislation to modify the motto of the United States in honor of Mr. Bonham's death.

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Funny story: Drug Company Memo

Drug Company Memo

1-2-05 Dave, the USFDA is getting our bottom line down by exposing some of our meds that have serious side affects and even death. I expect that our Prendex and Gripatrate will be pulled off the market soon. Can your team invent a new disease or som...

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