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Funny story: 'Guilty on All Counts' Saddam Receives 'Mega-Death' Sentence

'Guilty on All Counts' Saddam Receives 'Mega-Death' Sentence

BAGHDAD, IRAQ-Saddam Hussein, the recently deposed dictator of Iraq, hirsute hegamon, that vicious violator of human rights everyone loves to hate is about to become even more famous-or infamous, depending on how you look at it. Jurors in his ‘high c...

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Funny story: President Bush: "E Pluribus Bonham!"

President Bush: "E Pluribus Bonham!"

Washington, DC - With the 25th anniversary of the death of Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham fast approach (September 25th), President Bush has proposed legislation to modify the motto of the United States in honor of Mr. Bonham's death.

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Funny story: Drug Company Memo

Drug Company Memo

1-2-05 Dave, the USFDA is getting our bottom line down by exposing some of our meds that have serious side affects and even death. I expect that our Prendex and Gripatrate will be pulled off the market soon. Can your team invent a new disease or som...

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Funny story: Saudi Arabia Erupts Into War of Succession over Death of King Fahd, Shuts Off Oil Exports

Saudi Arabia Erupts Into War of Succession over Death of King Fahd, Shuts Off Oil Exports

RIYADH (AFP)-The price of crude oil has hit US$493 a barrel after a war of succession for the Saudi Arabian Crown quickly erupted following the death of King Fahd on August 1.

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Funny story: Diana - Could Have Been Murder or Accident Shock!

Diana - Could Have Been Murder or Accident Shock!

The Scotland Yard investigation into the death in 1997 of Princess Diana has uncovered startling new evidence which could suggest that her death could have been murder or alternatively, may have been an accident.

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Funny story: Air Force to Bush: We Want a Death Star

Air Force to Bush: We Want a Death Star

(WASHINGTON, D.C.) After attending a sneak preview of "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith", U.S. Air Force officials were more than inspired by the Lucasfilms' pioneering special effects. They were patriotically urged to revive old ties to...

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Funny story: Bolton Moves on to Bonus Round

Bolton Moves on to Bonus Round

Washington, DC - John R. Bolton, President Bush's controversial pick for U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, survived sudden death by Committee this week when his nomination was sent to the Senate floor without endorsement. Though this turn o...

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Funny story: Italian Bigotry Exposed in Checkpoint Shooting

Italian Bigotry Exposed in Checkpoint Shooting

An Italian government investigation into the shooting death of agent Nicola Calipari and the wounding of freed hostage journalist Giuliana Sgrena has sharply disagreed with an American military report regarding the same incident. While the United St...

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Funny story: New Special to Feature Celebrities Fighting to the Death

New Special to Feature Celebrities Fighting to the Death

At 5:00 PM Eastern on Saturday, NBC made a startling and slightly disturbing annoucement that plans have been made for a one-night special in which some of the most famous(and hated) people in the world fight it out in an attempt to kill or be killed...

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Funny story: NBA wipes out "Loser Teams" in front of stunned onlookers.

NBA wipes out "Loser Teams" in front of stunned onlookers.

New York -- Commissioner David Stern took his first step today to ensure the future prosperity of the league he governs. In a live press conference from New York City, Stern signed off on what for all intensive purposes was the death of three franchi...

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Funny story: Moussaoui Set to Plead Not Guilty to Terrorism but Guilty of Suspicion

Moussaoui Set to Plead Not Guilty to Terrorism but Guilty of Suspicion

WASHINGTON Apr, 2005 - Alleged Sept. 11 conspirator Zacarias Moussaoui was set to plead not guilty Friday to terrorism charges since, to do so would mean the crimes carry a possible death sentence. However, with such a high profile and delicate case,...

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Funny story: Howard Denies His Death is a Publicity Stunt

Howard Denies His Death is a Publicity Stunt

Tory leader, Michael Howard denied that the announcement of his death is a desperate attempt to boost flagging popularity.

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Funny story: Pope Selection - Games Up

Pope Selection - Games Up

VATICAN CITY, New York - The election of a new Pontiff has been thrown into disarray as no one can find the rules of Paper Stone Scissors, the method used to determine who is to head the Roman Catholic Church until the next death. As of now he...

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Funny story: Feds close in on JFK Jr's killers

Feds close in on JFK Jr's killers

(Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts; Wednesday 7 July) Just days away from the fifth anniversary of the sudden and unexpected death of John F Kennedy Jr, his wife Carolyn and sister-in-law Lauren who died when the Piper Saratoga he was piloting my...

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Funny story: And the death beat goes on: Peter Jennings

And the death beat goes on: Peter Jennings

Madison, Wisconsin - April Wright loves death. Her sunny two bedroom apartment here in Madison is a veritable shrine to life's last act. This chipper 23-year-old isn't some sort of maudlin freak, she's just one of the growing number of American...

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Funny story: President Bush Adopts Papal Doctrine

President Bush Adopts Papal Doctrine

In an effort to garner support with Catholic voters and cash in on all the free "papist hoopla" surrounding the death of Pope John Paul II, President Bush has announced that his government intends to adopt the papal doctrine, "Neca e...

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Funny story: First Terri Schiavo and Now the Pope: God Cleans House and an Anxious World Wonders, Who's Next?

First Terri Schiavo and Now the Pope: God Cleans House and an Anxious World Wonders, Who's Next?

This has been an interesting time for Conservative Christians. The death of Terri Schiavo and the passing of Pope John Paul II has left many of the theologically rigid among us wondering who's next on Gods hit list. In Evangelical Churches across t...

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