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Funny story: Pot Plants, the Coalition Capers, Mrs Missmiggins and Edmund Slackbladder

Pot Plants, the Coalition Capers, Mrs Missmiggins and Edmund Slackbladder

The ex Chief Secretary to the Treasury and reported to soon be ex MP for Yeovil is alleged to have refused the offer of a pot plant for his now old new office. In fact, he abolished the purchase of pot plants at the Treasury. Treasury officials m...

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Funny story: Cameron witnesses the return of Mr Spock the Vulcan and friends

Cameron witnesses the return of Mr Spock the Vulcan and friends

David Cameron, the Prime Minister, mentions in a speech in Shipley, Yorkshire today that the country needs to return to the values of Margaret Thatcher. Alarm bells are ringing among the millions of ordinary citizens who voted for the Liberal Demo...

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Funny story: Cameron and Osborne to star in remake of The Tich And Quackers Show

Cameron and Osborne to star in remake of The Tich And Quackers Show

London - (Puppet On A String): The charity fundraiser will also see Prince Charles offered the chance to play drunken sot Lord Charles in a movie sequel to the 1966 children's smash-hit TV show. The role of ventriloquist Ray Alan, the show's creat...

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Funny story: George Osborne lip-synchs during Cameron's Queen's Speech rant

George Osborne lip-synchs during Cameron's Queen's Speech rant

London - (Tossers): "Can't decide if they're Noddy and Big Ears or Tich and Quackers," My Noble Lord chuckled today at TV footage of George Osborne lip-synching his way through David Cameron's Queen's Speech rant. The Chancellor of the Exchequer,...

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Funny story: Paris Art Theft - David Cameron Didn't Do It

Paris Art Theft - David Cameron Didn't Do It

Paris, France - The office of the Prime Minister today hotly denied that David Cameron was in any way involved in the theft of five old masters from a Paris museum overnight. The raid was captured on CCTV and clearly showed a masked intruder who stol...

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Funny story: Cameron and Clegg To Share Same Suit

Cameron and Clegg To Share Same Suit

New UK Tory Prime Minister David 'Dave' Cameron is likely to share the same suit on a daily basis with his Deputy Lib-Dem Prime Minister Nick 'Nick' Clegg, in a radical cost-cutting plan announced at Westminster yesterday, writes Justin Sycophant for...

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Funny story: Lady George Osborne Has a Fit

Lady George Osborne Has a Fit

Chancellor of the Exchequer Lady George Osborne, known in the coffee houses as The Ghost of Bonnie Prince Charlie, suffered an attack of the vapours yesterday when alighting from his sedan chair. Lady George stepped lightly out of the lightweight...

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Funny story: Good Lord almighty, LibCon Lords go large

Good Lord almighty, LibCon Lords go large

The House of Lords has 707 eligible perrs of which 211 take the Labour whip. Despite the fact that these 211 suffered 350 defeats in the last session of Parliament, CamClegg Incorporated need to make another couple of hundred ConDem peers to address...

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Funny story: Left-wing Brits "growing impatient" while waiting for Cameron to be massively evil

Left-wing Brits "growing impatient" while waiting for Cameron to be massively evil

Britain's left-leaning population is "fed up" with David Cameron's refusal to commit any significantly nasty acts, according to a report released today. With the BBC still intact, the NHS not yet reduced to an ineffective shell of its former self...

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Funny story: Leaked transcript of Cameron interview released

Leaked transcript of Cameron interview released

An shocking untransmitted interview between David Cameron and Andrew Marr has been leaked to the press. The full transcript can be seen below. BBC 16/5/10: CAMERON/MARR INTERVIEW TRANSCRIPT (UNAIRED) DC: Hello there, hi, nice to see you again. AM: Hello. DC: It's good that you're talking to me now, actually. Better than if you were talking to me earlier. We were very busy ea...

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Funny story: Cameron's Lib-Con 5% Pay Cut Welcomed by Oliver Letwin

Cameron's Lib-Con 5% Pay Cut Welcomed by Oliver Letwin

Oliver Letwin - the Minister of State at Cabinet Office, Policy, in David Cameron's new Con-Lib Coalition Cabinet, is quite happy to take the 5% pay cut imposed on the Cabinet by the new Prime Minister, writes Westminster Editor James Ivory Merchant.

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Funny story: David Cameron leads by example, slashing his own salary by 5 %

David Cameron leads by example, slashing his own salary by 5 %

David Cameron is leading the nation by example. He has cut his own pay by 5%. Well, that's TODAY. Next week he'll probably be giving himself a 10% raise. The 'real' workers across the country, are hoping he doesn't expect THEM to volunteer to t...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love Cameron and Clegg

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love Cameron and Clegg

Fey, faery teenage vampyres Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are revelling in the UK's new Cam-Clegg-Lib-Dem-Con-Dem Coalition, a source close to a tissue of falsehoods told The Daily Sphincter yesterday, writes Political Editor Carrie Onlying...

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Funny story: Cameron and Clegg form their cabinet

Cameron and Clegg form their cabinet

There has been much jostling and re-organising going on at Number Ten Downing Street over the past twenty-four hours, but Clegg and Cameron have emerged with their new Cabinet. "We decided to appoint people based on their surnames," joked Cameron,...

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Funny story: Mick And Dave Take Show On The Road

Mick And Dave Take Show On The Road

The hilarious new Mick & Dave show has opened to rave reviews in the West End of London and they plan to take it on a nationwide tour this summer. The pair teamed up at the last minute after the two major shows they'd been tirelessly working o...

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Funny story: C Nick Legg - a warning from history

C Nick Legg - a warning from history

How many of us were observant enough to C Nick Legg's star rising? Keen observers would C that Nick Legg joined the Tories at uni even though he can't remember doing that. Moving forward a few years did Charles Kennedy MP and former Leader of...

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Funny story: Thank God For The Conservatives!

Thank God For The Conservatives!

Middle Englanders everywhere were falling to their knees giving thanks this morning as they awoke to find David Cameron firmly ensconced in the hallowed halls of Downing Street. For, as we can exclusively reveal - The coming to power of the Conser...

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