The desires of the American people are finally being heard in Washington.After feeding the American People to a huge monster we call Big Data, and after over a decade of sending the low-income and worthy overseas to be shot at; Congress and President...
DALLAS - As if things could not get any bleaker for the Dallas Cowboys they suddenly have, with word that their field general Tony Romo is finished for the season. Tony hurt his back when he bent down to tie his shoelace. He told Coach Jason Garre...
It has become obvious that President Obama's daughters, Sasha and Malia, are taking their mother's side over the recent events at the Memorial for Mandela in Africa. According to those close enough to hear, the girls are pretty upset. "He told...
SEATTLE - The crowd at CenturyLink Field in Seattle was not a happy one as the final seconds tipped off and their Seattle Seahawks lost to the Arizona Cardinals 17-10. The Seahawks record now stands at 12-3, but as Seattle wide receiver Golden Tat...
This is a list of the things we would like to hear from our president, but will likely never. 1. Honestly, I did not realize how in the sh** we were until I swore in--and the first thing I noticed was that my wife's rack and upper arms were more famous than my record. I mean, how screwed up was THAT? 2. And speaking of rack and arms, my definition of rack and arms at the time I took offi...
Michelle Obama is not talking to the President or to us at the present. Just the same, we paid a little extra just to hear from some people who keep their eyes and pockets open at the nations capitol. "Mad? Is that woman mad? She's giving him l...
At a press conference this morning, President Obama announced that he is to be placed on Mount Rushmore. For one thing, this will create at least one thousand jobs and increase tourism in South Dakota. The White House Press Corps erupted in appla...
HOUSTON - One of the world's leading scientist Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser has just made an unbelievable discovery. Dr. Clexweiser has revealed that recent scientific studies show that the planet Saturn, which is listed as being 4.5 million years...
Although most people believe that President Obama should have gone to the Nelson Mandela Memorial, they had no idea that every time he goes overseas, even for a vacation, it costs taxpayers millions of dollars. Everyone is entitled to take vacatio...
For all his popularity with tea party conservatives and libertarians, Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky will never be able to establish enough trust with American voters to win the presidency, should he run, because of his tousled hair, psychologists and ca...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just issued an official White House message which states that pop singer Miley Cyrus will not be allowed on the White House property. Colfax informed the White House Press Corps that th...
"I wish it were true", the President told ABC and other networks this morning "but it is not true, no matter how many tabloids you read." First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she is not pregnant according to a Source at the White House. "The stor...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well it appears that the FOX News talking head, Megyn Kelly, AKA Blondie, may have stuck her size 9½ high heel in her pretty little mouth. Those comments came from Savannah Bamboo, a reporter with Political Salad Bar Magazine.
The White House has approved the redesign of U.S. currency featuring President Barack Obama who will be on the new dollar coin. "We would rather have placed Franklin on the $1 coin because Franklin had never been President of the United States. W...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House is reporting that President Obama has sent the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un a Christmas card. According to President Obama's personal assistant, Traci Dixon, who actually saw the card, the Christmas card sh...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just announced to the White House Press Corps that the first lady, Michelle Obama will be changing her hair color. Colfax remarked that after talking it over with her husband, the presi...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama is smiling from ear-to-ear as he took the New York Giants and 24 points against the Seattle Seahawks. The Seahawks defeated the Giants 23-0, but the president won the sports bet due to the point spread giving him...
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