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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Sucks His Friends' Pricks

Daniel Radcliffe Sucks His Friends' Pricks

Harry Potter plank of wood, Daniel Radcliffe (or Pinnochio to his boyfriends) has told interviewers that he has a fondness for blood and often will suck on the pricked fingers of gardener friends whi...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Engaged To His Stalker AKA Me!

Daniel Radcliffe Engaged To His Stalker AKA Me!

Daniel Radcliffe is a gorgeous, well spoken, charming, rich sex god so I guess it was only a matter of time before I allowed him to make an honest woman of me. Yes that is right, Radders has popped the question to me and I said yes and I am now repor...

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Funny story: The 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People opens in Bangkok

The 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People opens in Bangkok

Yesterday at the 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People being held at the Plaza Hotel in Bangkok, the past President 5ft 2inch Yuri Gagarin handed over the reins to the incoming President 5ft 1inch Danny DeVito.

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Funny story: Big Papa's Holy Roman Catholic Church's Vestment Buried at Yankee Stadium

Big Papa's Holy Roman Catholic Church's Vestment Buried at Yankee Stadium

Rumor has it that the papal vestment, bejeweled tiara and crosier and all have been buried in the walls of Yankee Stadium. The suspected culprits are legion, including the radical right-wing traditionalist Catholic Legionnaires of Mary.

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe a Spoof Writer

Daniel Radcliffe a Spoof Writer

It was a shock throughout the world when "Harry Potter" star Daniel Radcliffe has been a writer for TheSpoof.com for quite some time. It was even more stunning when he confessed to having a number of pseudonyms on the site and he got arous...

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Funny story: Radders To Sell Knock Off Perfume

Radders To Sell Knock Off Perfume

Daniel Radcliffe the ever so famous actor, some of you may know as Harry Potter has come up with yet another money making scheme. He will follow in the footsteps of other A-list Celebes should as Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and the Beckhams as he la...

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Funny story: Celebs plan a 'concert for evil'

Celebs plan a 'concert for evil'

A free "concert for evil" to be broadcast worldwide is being planned to counteract negative stereotypes of Satanism, Hell, and eternal torment, it has been revealed.

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Funny story: 12 Twits Tweak Nokia

12 Twits Tweak Nokia

Analysts video-conferenced in December 2007 to predict 1st quarter financials for Nokia. Using the WAG & Delphi methods, an odd dozen of post-grad business twits convened the night before Christmas.

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Funny story: Texas Polygamists Headed to Utah

Texas Polygamists Headed to Utah

ELDORADO, TX - Members of an embattled polygamist sect began loading horse trailers with their few meager possessions, including wives and children, as preparations for a permanent relocation got underway Thursday.

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Funny story: Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Senator Barack Obama found himself consistently on the defensive as he and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton met Wednesday night for tense debate and furious swordplay that left him parrying questions and criticism on issues including patriotism...

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Funny story: Director David Yates Resigns From The Harry Potter Films. Prince Harry To Direct The Last Two.

Director David Yates Resigns From The Harry Potter Films. Prince Harry To Direct The Last Two.

The director of the increasingly popular Harry Potter films has resigned, saying that he will not work on any of the further movies and will only work with actor Daniel Radcliffe when hell freezes over AKA it ain't going to happen.

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Funny story: McCain - Democrat Candidates Too Similar

McCain - Democrat Candidates Too Similar

After the final debate of a gruelling democrat primary campaign, presumptive republican nominee Sen. John McCain has been quick to label both candidates as too similar.

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Funny story: Serial Killer Arrested At General Mills Plant

Serial Killer Arrested At General Mills Plant

A serial killer, responsible for the deaths of at least twelve, was arrested near the offices General Mills Cereal Company outside of Battle Creek, Michigan. The man, identified only as "Jean" is being held without bond while the investiga...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton v Rupert Grint Cat Fight

Paris Hilton v Rupert Grint Cat Fight

Earlier today Paris Hilton was seen barging past security at the Harry Potter Farnham set as she hunted down ginger actor Rupert Grint.

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Funny story: Vague Story Leads Nowhere

Vague Story Leads Nowhere

Groups of people who do things were investigating a woman over an incident that may or may not have happened somewhere- possibly sometime last week or at some other time.

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Funny story: Karen Matthews hires spokeswoman

Karen Matthews hires spokeswoman

Karen Matthews, mother of Shannon Matthews, is following in the footsteps of the McCanns and hiring a former newsreader to be her family's spokesperson.

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden finally found, in George Bush's Bed.

Osama Bin Laden finally found, in George Bush's Bed.

After years of searching, Osama has finally been located, and in one of the most unlikely places, the president's bed.

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