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Funny story: Obama Bin Biden Ready For New Reign Of Terror

Obama Bin Biden Ready For New Reign Of Terror

After shaving his beard, undergoing liposuction, plastic surgery and changing his first name from Osama to Obama and teaming up with some white man with a name similar to his last, Barrack Osama Bin Laden is ready to finally bring the US to its knees...

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Funny story: Jean Charles de Menezes Inquest Latest

Jean Charles de Menezes Inquest Latest

The inquest into the death of Jean Charles de Menezes, the Brazilian electrician, on the Stockwell Tube in July 2005, has finally established that it would be extremely unwise for dodgy-looking people to travel around London with bags. Mr de Menez...

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Funny story: Icelanders to British: Vikings are not Terrorists

Icelanders to British: Vikings are not Terrorists

REYKJAVIK - Relations between Iceland and Britain have chilled as British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and Chancellor Alistair Darling are accused of abusing anti-terror laws to "freeze the asses" of Icelandic refrigerators in Britain. Iceland's...

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Funny story: October Surprise: Bush Declares Obama Enemy Combatant

October Surprise: Bush Declares Obama Enemy Combatant

WASHINGTON D.C. President Bush used his Saturday morning radio address to announce his declaration of U.S. Senator and Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama as an Enemy Combatant. The President began, "My fellow Americans, yesterday morni...

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Funny story: Terrorist Filbert Fernidge, Still at Large

Terrorist Filbert Fernidge, Still at Large

The internet hacker known only by his pseudonym, Filbert Fernidge, has struck an international charitable organization, draining its financial accounts of 72% of their original value. Dubbed an internet "terrorist" by several countries around the gl...

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Funny story: Belarus Side Includes Three Terrorists

Belarus Side Includes Three Terrorists

England are expecting an explosive encounter in tomorrow afternoon's Group 6 World Cup qualifier against Belarus in Minsk, after it was revealed that three of their opponents are known terrorists. Andrei Mahmood, Karim Almunij and Tarkem Melshesh...

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Funny story: US gives N Korea a big wet kiss

US gives N Korea a big wet kiss

The United States has taken North Korea off its highly touted Terror Tally, claiming that the insular, rude, proto-nuclear country and its fanatical leader have long been misunderstood. This change coincidentally follows Kim Jong-il's $800 billi...

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Funny story: Terrorism in America

Terrorism in America

Grandmother grabs McCain's microphone during a town meeting and says, "I'm terrified. Obama's an evil Muslim, he'll kill us all." "Not true," McCain replies. "Barack Obama is a good man, and if he wins, you can be sure this country will be in good hands. All we've been saying is, it'll be in better hands if I win." "But what about what Sarah's been saying?" The woman insists. "Senator...

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Funny story: Presidential Smack-Down: Terrorist Versus Satanist

Presidential Smack-Down: Terrorist Versus Satanist

Presidential hopeful, Senator Barrack Hussein Obama has largely dodged the bullet concerning his association with early Al Qaeda operative, William Ayers. However, recent revelations concerning Obama, the Jew-hating, Muslim have called into question...

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Funny story: UN Security Council Condems US for Exporting Economic Terrorism!

UN Security Council Condems US for Exporting Economic Terrorism!

NY,NY/ Wall Street Journal - The UN Security Council has voted to censure the US for exporting toxic mortgages around the world causing life threatening financial infections now being called "The Democratic Flu." The insidious ailment reportedl...

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Funny story: Fatwas Dominate World Events: Everyone is Now at Risk Causing Massive Migration to Alaska!

Fatwas Dominate World Events: Everyone is Now at Risk Causing Massive Migration to Alaska!

Saudi Arabia/ Rag Head News - It's not just for Mullahs anymore! Extremists around the world find Fatwas effective in controlling Plain Speak and Rational Discourse in advancing their goals of World Domination. Examples of World Terrorism Proclama...

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Funny story: NATO Moves Quickly to Suppress Spread of Jet Propelled Suppositories!

NATO Moves Quickly to Suppress Spread of Jet Propelled Suppositories!

Brussels/ Reuters - NATO security and intelligence services reacted quickly today to contain the threat of a new terrorist weapon that could be launched with devastating effect on the Continent and elsewhere. Spokesman said that after the recent f...

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Funny story: Terrorist Threat declared in Africa

Terrorist Threat declared in Africa

World War Obsessives George Hedge and his aide Tony Blurt confirmed this morning that Africa was indeed the terrorist threat they have been waiting for all along. Misguided attempts at destroying Osama Been Hiding and the rest of the Arab World were...

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Funny story: Pakistan Bomb Was Result Of Dodgy Curry

Pakistan Bomb Was Result Of Dodgy Curry

The explosion that devastated the Marriott Hotel in Islamabad at the weekend, is thought not to have been the work of Islamic Fundamentalists, but the result of "a really bad curry". The hotel was badly damaged in the blast, which left a 20-foot c...

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Funny story: Stormont bomb was a spoof

Stormont bomb was a spoof

Belfast - (AssoCIAted Mess): Loyalist paranormal nutter Michael Stone has told a Belfast Crown Court today that his attempt to storm Stormont and blow it to smithereens was a spoof - "a act of performance art along traditional Northern Irish spoofing...

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Funny story: Rose McGowan may join Irish terrorists

Rose McGowan may join Irish terrorists

Poor Irish Republican Terrorists, they really aren't having much success these days so its little wonder that they welcomed the comments from American actress Rose McGowan. A leading Irish terrorist said "yes things aren't going particularly well...

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Funny story: Obama: Bottled Up Feelings Can Win the War On Terror!

Obama: Bottled Up Feelings Can Win the War On Terror!

In a breakthrough moment of clarity Barack Obama has crystalized his plan to defeat Global Terrorism. In a 9/11 Forum on Fox News Obama revealed some details of his national security program. While President Bush saw the 9/11 assault on the Tw...

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