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Funny story: Fox Presents Palin and Coulter - The Gun Chick & The Swizzle Stick

Fox Presents Palin and Coulter - The Gun Chick & The Swizzle Stick

NEW YORK CITY - One of the top executives at Fox News has already stated that they will be building a political confrontational show around Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter. Ezekiel Vittleziggle, Fox vice-president of program developing and implementin...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to join TheSpoof.com

Sarah Palin to join TheSpoof.com

Cyberspace - (Frozen Ass Mess): Nearly two years after writer queen mudder was the first to break the news that Sarah Palin would be on the McCain 2008 Dream Ticket the temptation to join the eclectic world of cyberparody has been too much to resist.

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Funny story: Fox News Hires Sarah Palin To Be A Political News Commentator

Fox News Hires Sarah Palin To Be A Political News Commentator

NEW YORK CITY - Sarah Palin has been offered a job with Fox News and the ex-governor of Alaska has taken it. Palin, who ran as Senator John McCain's vice-presidential candidate in the 2008 election, stated that she has been practicing being 'fair...

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Funny story: Palin to Join the Liberal Media!

Palin to Join the Liberal Media!

In breaking news today, Fox News announced that it has signed former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin to a multiyear deal. According to sources at FOX, Palin will be a frequently featured commentator. Additionally, she is expected to take on...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Claims NASA Prediction of Supernova Explosion a Socialist Plot.

Sarah Palin Claims NASA Prediction of Supernova Explosion a Socialist Plot.

Cornstalk, Nebraska - Cornered yesterday afternoon in the Fashion section of the Mystic County Book Store, Sarah Palin flew into a frenzy when a science writer for the Mystic Weekly Magazine asked for her opinion regarding a NASA report of an looming...

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Funny story: Palin to Become Rhodes Scholar

Palin to Become Rhodes Scholar

In a surprising development, Sarah Palin's decision to quit the governorship of Alaska has been tied to her acceptance of a Rhodes scholarship to Oxford University. The Right Honorable Lord Patten of Barnes, chancellor of Oxford, released a prepared...

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Funny story: Mama, Daddy, Grandma - whose baby is it anyway?

Mama, Daddy, Grandma - whose baby is it anyway?

A fierce custody battle over the Palin/Johnston baby is now in full force. The mother and the grandmother are pulling on one side and the biological father is pulling for his side to gain full custody of the child. Some people will side with the Mother/Grandmother team being that the father figure is a busy man these days what with posing for photo shoots in his underwear and nuts. This bein...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Refuses to Just Go Away

Sarah Palin Refuses to Just Go Away

Moosecock, AK - Despite losing the presidential election, resigning as governor of Alaska, and being roundly criticized for her cheerfully ignorant demeanor, Sarah Palin refuses to do the one thing everybody wants her to do: just GO AWAY. When ask...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin To Star With Leslie Nielsen In "The Naked Gun - Please Pass The Baked Alaska"

Sarah Palin To Star With Leslie Nielsen In "The Naked Gun - Please Pass The Baked Alaska"

HOLLYWOOD - Sarah Palin trying to do her best to get herself out in the public eye has just agreed to star with the hilarious Leslie Nielsen in the McZuckerwitz Cousins film, The Naked Gun - Please Pass The Baked Alaska. In the film set in the bea...

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Funny story: Sarah Jessica Parker bares her nipples (.) (.) in wintry New York. Pam Anderson calls them 'totally fake paste-ons'

Sarah Jessica Parker bares her nipples (.) (.) in wintry New York. Pam Anderson calls them 'totally fake paste-ons'

NEW YORK: Although the weather outside was frightful the media found it absolutely delightful when there was nothing stopping actress Sarah Jessica Parker from baring her frozen nipples to the world. According to SJP's PR team, the ubiquitous war...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Pussy Doesn't Like Snow in Copenhagen!

Sarah Palin's Pussy Doesn't Like Snow in Copenhagen!

Copenhagen, Denmark - On a day when world leaders and tens-of-thousands of protestors descended on Copenhagen, Denmark for the world Climate Change Summit, former illiterate Alaskan Governor, Sarah Palin, turned author for midwest Republican cadavers...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: "Santa Claus or Comrade Claus?"

Sarah Palin: "Santa Claus or Comrade Claus?"

(New York-NY) Sarah Palin took time off from a book signing for "Going Rogue" to make a comment on Santa Clause and Barack Obama. "I wouldn't be surprised if Santa starts chanting "Ho-Ho-Obama. I mean they're both socialists." The comment came las...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin and Arnold Schwarzenegger Get Into An Ass Kicking Contest

Sarah Palin and Arnold Schwarzenegger Get Into An Ass Kicking Contest

SACRAMENTO, California - The ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin was accused by California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger of only talking about climate change because she wants to be the GOP nominee in 2012. Palin fired back that he does not have hi...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Strikes Back At Schwarzenegger!

Sarah Palin Strikes Back At Schwarzenegger!

"Why is that big overgrown ass of a governor giving me grief over this?" asked former Alaskan Governor after fellow Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger accused her of being more interested in running for president than saving the planet from global warm...

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Funny story: Gore: I will speak in Pig Latin If Palin Speaks In Tongues At Climate Debate

Gore: I will speak in Pig Latin If Palin Speaks In Tongues At Climate Debate

As Al Gore was preparing to board a commercial fight from Memphis to Washington, DC yesterday a reporter caught up with him to ask about his reaction to Sarah Palin saying she would debate him on climate change but would speak in tongues. Accordi...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: William Shatner Full Of Shat!

Sarah Palin: William Shatner Full Of Shat!

After William Shatner did his little thing about Sarah Palin's new book, "Going Rogue" on the Tonight Show, Sarah Palin herself showed up and read parts of Shatner's books in a similar vein, Friday night. Shatner, full of himself as usual, then be...

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Funny story: Palin Agrees to Debate Al Gore On Climate Change: Will Speak In Tongues

Palin Agrees to Debate Al Gore On Climate Change: Will Speak In Tongues

Sarah Palin has announced after days of excuses and complaints that she would not be treated fairly in a debate with Al Gore has decided that she would, indeed, debate him on climate change. Said Palin, "I know what their plans are and that is to...

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