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Funny story: Republicans set to make history

Republicans set to make history

In an effort to make election history much like the democrats did in 2008, the Republican party is prepared to go in their party what the Democrats accomplished by getting Barack Obama president. They're going to nominate Juan Carlos Jose Manueal...

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Funny story: Republicans Vow to Rescue Economy from Themselves

Republicans Vow to Rescue Economy from Themselves

The current new great depression 2 is by all accounts the making of six years of Republican rule. The triumphalist trumpeters of trickle down economics have free marketed their and our way to the worst economic crisis since Republican Herbert Hoover...

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Funny story: US Repubs Vanish; Could it Be the Rapture?

US Repubs Vanish; Could it Be the Rapture?

Gallop polls report that only five states' citizens identify as Republicans. Four are Mormon strongholds and the fifth favors hometown queen Sarah Palin. The poll, which featured a gigantic sample, seems to suggest that the solid south has evapor...

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Funny story: House Republicans to Receive Mouth Transplants

House Republicans to Receive Mouth Transplants

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following the House of Representatives' passage of an $819 billion economic stimulus bill without the benefit of one single Republican vote, President Obama has proposed a revolutionary new bill providing augmentative surgery for H...

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Funny story: New Israeli Nazi Party formed

New Israeli Nazi Party formed

Today, in Tel-Aviv, a new Israeli Nazi Party was formed. It's leader, Shimon Peron, said: 'Our country has been riddled by Palestinians, so now we will deal with the vermin. First, we'll put them all in a huge ghetto - OK, we already did that - t...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Born In Bethlehem

Barack Obama Born In Bethlehem

After much speculation in the US about the actual birthplace of President-elect, Barack Obama, it has been revealed that he was, in fact, born thousands of miles from the White House, both in distance, and in stature - he was born in a stable in Beth...

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Funny story: Steamy Centerfold Calendar, "Sexy Sirens of the GOP" Will Top All Holiday Wishlists

Steamy Centerfold Calendar, "Sexy Sirens of the GOP" Will Top All Holiday Wishlists

Wahington DC- Still not sure what to get your husband for Christmas? How about a calender featuring a few of the hottest, sexiest ladies...of the Republican Party! The steamy and controversial 2009 calender, "Sexy Sirens of the GOP" will be on sto...

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Funny story: The difference between Republicans & Democrats

The difference between Republicans & Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and...

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Funny story: Republican Voters Denounce 'Black Friday' After Obama Win

Republican Voters Denounce 'Black Friday' After Obama Win

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Friggemall Wire Services) -- Thousands of the nation's Republican voters have announced that they will not support "Black Friday" in a bold show of partisan consumerism following Barack Obama's landslide victory over John McCain.

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Funny story: Republicant Politicians: America's new Hardcore Unemployed!

Republicant Politicians: America's new Hardcore Unemployed!

US Republicant politicians have been dropping like autumn's leaves this year, falling all across the country. At the same time American workers lie in jobless devastation in every state of the union. Statistics speak for themselves: 1.2 million...

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Funny story: Palin Calls McCain and GOP 'A Bunch of Jerks'

Palin Calls McCain and GOP 'A Bunch of Jerks'

ANCHORAGE (FMLiveWire) -- Alaska Governor Sarah Palin said Friday John McCain and the GOP were "a bunch of jerks" who pushed negative stories about her blaming her for the failed Republican election. Newsweek, Fox News and many other media report...

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Funny story: GOP - Spot Therapy Offered at Crucial Polling places: Make it GO OFF Like a Roman Candle!

GOP - Spot Therapy Offered at Crucial Polling places: Make it GO OFF Like a Roman Candle!

No one was surprised that Republican Party organizers were giving out Viagra at polling places since they had done that since Bob Dole. When your party has an ageing membership a chicken in every pot just don't cut it anymore. But when a new th...

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Funny story: Republicans Buy Out Democrats

Republicans Buy Out Democrats

The Republican Party took over the Democratic Party today through a hostile takeover. Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid will all retire from their positions and receive "golden parachute" payoffs of $100 million each, with other Democratic of...

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Funny story: Republicans Proclaim Nov 4th Dia de los Muertos Republicanos

Republicans Proclaim Nov 4th Dia de los Muertos Republicanos

Arlington National Cemetery, Arlington, VA - The Republican Party has decided to celebrate in anticipation of a massive defeat at the polls on November 4th by proclaiming Election Day 'Day of the Dead Republicans'. "We Republicans don't like...

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Funny story: Republicans Lay Off Sarah Palin!

Republicans Lay Off Sarah Palin!

With job losses topping the headlines from the Wall Street Journal to the Main Street Gazette, a lay off of a different color has hit the party of the red states. The Republicans have managed to run the table by convincing Main street that Wall stree...

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Funny story: Report: Republicans Trying to Distance Themselves From Themselves

Report: Republicans Trying to Distance Themselves From Themselves

Washington, D.C. Republicans trying to run for re-election on the basis of having trashed the entire US and global economy, are now saying they were never strong supporters of George Bush....A party of "Mavericks" who never agreed with the president...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Buys $92,000 Handbag

Sarah Palin Buys $92,000 Handbag

Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin has angered some sections of US society after it was revealed that, in the two months since August, she has spent an astronomical amount of Party money on her image upgrade - including $92,000 on a handbag and matc...

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