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Funny story: Many Republicans injured in Hypocrisy vortex

Many Republicans injured in Hypocrisy vortex

The Republican party is in a state of shock today as many of its members suffered severe whiplash injuries in the recently discovered Hypocrisy vortex. "We had to change direction so quickly, it caused some of our party to sustain permanent injuri...

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Funny story: Gustav Spares NOLA! Oh No! Now Republicans have to Present Ideas and Policies!

Gustav Spares NOLA! Oh No! Now Republicans have to Present Ideas and Policies!

Symbol rich and idea poor, the Republican party has the war time POW, the unHillary and they thought they had the distraction from hell to disguise the fact that they are clean out of ideas and policy proposals. Imagine our good luck, they told TheSp...

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Funny story: Republican Platform Calls for Fetal Right to Vote

Republican Platform Calls for Fetal Right to Vote

In a brilliant political maneuver, the GOP has found a clever way to empower one of their largest constituencies and gain more votes. Fetuses prefer the Party of No Choice 10 to 1. Ultra-sound studies from the labs of mad scientist Dr James Dobso...

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Funny story: Republican Platform Committee Replaces "Fiscal Responsibility" With "Fiscal Insanity"

Republican Platform Committee Replaces "Fiscal Responsibility" With "Fiscal Insanity"

St Paul, Minnesota After a heated floor-fight between supporters of Ron Paul and other "Traditional" fiscally Conservative Republicans ... on the one hand ... and the followers of John McCain, and the other Neo-Con proponents of the New World Order...

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Funny story: McCain picks Glen Campbell as VP candidate

McCain picks Glen Campbell as VP candidate

71-year-old Sen. John McCain has picked singer-songwriter Glen Travis Campbell to be his running mate, a controversial choice but one the former naval aviator feels comfortable with, remarking "Hey, I couldn't pick anyone younger than me or I'd look...

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Funny story: Many Voters Insist on Identifying as Republicants!

Many Voters Insist on Identifying as Republicants!

Major news sources across the country are reporting that voter registration since 2005 has been dominated by the democrats and the Independents (Independents are defined in TheSpoof.com as people who can't seem to make their member...ship stand). But...

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Funny story: Republicans Claim Obama is a Cannibal

Republicans Claim Obama is a Cannibal

Washington DC (IPP) - The investigative arm of the Republican Party has issued a new set of talking points to its members via email that claims that Obama is a cannibal. The cannibalism assertion is based on the discovery of a book written by Oba...

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Funny story: New Republican Candidate

New Republican Candidate

July 4, 2008 - The GOP has introduced a new man for Republican presidential candidate, Mr. Robert Gabriel Mugabe of Zimbabwe.

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Funny story: NEO Takes Control Of Every Political Party

NEO Takes Control Of Every Political Party

After the great success of the neo-cons (neo conservatives) within the Republican party in the US, and the neo-labs (neo Labour or 'new' Labour as some called them) in the UK, in getting us all to believe we are fighting a none existent enemy...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover Dinosaur Republicans!

Scientists Discover Dinosaur Republicans!

A newly discovered batch of well-preserved dinosaur bones, buzzwords, petrified position papers, and even candidates could provide new clues about life in the Republican Party some 150 million years ago.

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Funny story: Senator Clinton Becomes a Republican

Senator Clinton Becomes a Republican

Washington DC: Senator Hillary Clinton (D) NY announced today that she was becoming a Republican.

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Funny story: McCain Considers Martin Sheen for V.P. Slot

McCain Considers Martin Sheen for V.P. Slot

(Geezer, AZ) - The John McCain campaign today released the initial list of Vice Presidential candidates they are considering, and along with the usual suspects you might expect came a few names you might not, including actor Martin Sheen (The...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama To Unite As Unique Double Act

Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama To Unite As Unique Double Act

Bitter Democratic Party rivals Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are to join forces and fight the Republican Party in next year's Presidential campaign as a unique double act, says a leaked memo.

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Funny story: Anti-Franken Republicans sharpen the points on their heads

Anti-Franken Republicans sharpen the points on their heads

Two Republican Minnesota legislators demonstrated top-notch reading and comprehension skills by sending an affectionate love letter desperately in need of a good spell-check to Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Al Franken yesterday.

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Funny story: John McCain 'Feeling Left Out'

John McCain 'Feeling Left Out'

John McCain, the current presidential candidate for the Republican party in the US elections, is rumoured to be considering a transfer to the Democratic Party. One of McCain's closest aides revealed that the party leader has been feeling "re...

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Funny story: Nation Shocked! Mississippi Republicans Play Race Card!

Nation Shocked! Mississippi Republicans Play Race Card!

As the Republican house of cards comes tumbling down in the wake of innumerable Bush fiascos, many political observers expected a bare knuckle struggle from the party of Lincoln, Nixon the Thief and Liar and Reagan the Senile. But all of America are...

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Funny story: GOP Unveils DirtMaster 3000 (tm)

GOP Unveils DirtMaster 3000 (tm)

DC - The Republican National Committee proudly announced an immense new technological advance in political campaigning: the DirtMaster 3000 (tm).

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