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Funny story: Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled

Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled

LUNDON, ENGLUND (IPU)--Cadbury, the British candy manufacturer, has announced a recall of some 30 million tons of Easter Island Statue candy not properly labeled with warnings for those with bad backs & herni...

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Funny story: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Antonella Barba, Not Naked Today. Media Forced To Report News.

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Antonella Barba, Not Naked Today. Media Forced To Report News.

In a rare, and boring, day for media and lonely internet surfers, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Antonella Barba have managed to stay completely covered up.

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Funny story: No Paris Hilton News Becomes Paris Hilton News

No Paris Hilton News Becomes Paris Hilton News

As recently reported on the Spoof the Associated Press (AP) imposed a one-week moratorium on stories relating to Paris Hilton.

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Funny story: Spears Checks Self Into Rehab - Blames Hilton For Bad Haircut

Spears Checks Self Into Rehab - Blames Hilton For Bad Haircut

(AP) Los Angeles, CA - Britney Spears, joining the ranks of gal pals Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, has checked herself into rehab. Spears could not be reached for comment this morning but her mother told reporters, "oops - sh...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton video shock! It's not actually that good.

Paris Hilton video shock! It's not actually that good.

A shocking finding was announced today by lonely internet surfer, Jack Kilby. "I was watching the Paris Hilton scene, I was a little excited, and then I suddenly realized... it isn't actually very good." Jack (34) found that it was "kinda green...

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Funny story: Bush is a 'tool' according to my grandma

Bush is a 'tool' according to my grandma

According to the highest authority in the land, my grandma, president George W. Bush is a 'tool'.

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 13: Paris Hilton Remains Celibate, Lindsay Lohan Trips Over Her Ass.

Ed-E-torial 13: Paris Hilton Remains Celibate, Lindsay Lohan Trips Over Her Ass.

It's Ed-E-torial #13. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we choose between Paris and Lindsay. And you get to see George Bush's baby picture."...

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Funny story: Associated Press Bans Paris Hilton Stories For One Week

Associated Press Bans Paris Hilton Stories For One Week

Associated Press, the world's largest news wire service, recently completed and experiment. They decided to go one week without posting any story, picture, mention, or information about socialite and gutterslut Paris Hilton. For seven days, no...

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Funny story: Sky Dishes Could Be Leading Us All To Doom Says Edinburgh Man

Sky Dishes Could Be Leading Us All To Doom Says Edinburgh Man

We walk by them every day without ever giving them a second thought but according to one man from Edinburgh, sky dishes are a sinister invention leading us all to doom.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Hands Burned Off In Benihana Accident: Now THAT'S Hot

Paris Hilton's Hands Burned Off In Benihana Accident: Now THAT'S Hot

Socialite Paris Hilton went out with friends for a peaceful dinner at an LA Benihana location Friday night, but she didn't find the peace she was looking for.

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Funny story: Izzy Wizzy lets get busy! Sooty and Sweep in Paris Hilton sex tape shame.

Izzy Wizzy lets get busy! Sooty and Sweep in Paris Hilton sex tape shame.

Sooty, the little yellow bear with the black ears so beloved by children all over Britain, was fighting for his career last night after featuring on an internet sex video.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Gets Busted After Three Day Celebration with Al Gore

Paris Hilton Gets Busted After Three Day Celebration with Al Gore

Hollywood legend was made yesterday when Paris Hilton was arrested for driving without a license by the LAPD. Her $180,000 Bentley was impounded at the scene.

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Funny story: Al Gore, goes on party rampage with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

Al Gore, goes on party rampage with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

Former Vice President, environmentalist, and most recently, documentary film maker, Al Gore has been totally swept up in the whirlwind of excitement from receiving his first Academy Award the last couple of days.

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Funny story: Barbie manufacturers Mattel to launch bald Britney Spears doll

Barbie manufacturers Mattel to launch bald Britney Spears doll

Mattel president Jill. E. Barad announced today that they would be launching a new talking Britney Spears doll without any hair. The "Bald Britney" as she is to be called will also be programmed to utter random phrases such as "Hair to...

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Funny story: First Beaver Spotted in New York River in Over 100 Years

First Beaver Spotted in New York River in Over 100 Years

The first beaver to swin in the Bronx river in over 100 years was spotted by dock workers yesterday. Beavers had not been seen in the area due to development, construction, increasing pollution and human population, and the destruction of natural fo...

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Funny story: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Open Rehab

Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Open Rehab

Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have gone into a business venture together. They're opening a rehabilitation center for out of control debutantes.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Shaved Bald Due to Head Lice

Britney Spears Shaved Bald Due to Head Lice

Britney Spears, supporting a new chrome dome, revealed today the simple and embarrasing reason for her new look: head lice. "I musta caught them fellers off of a pillow from some guy when I was out partying with Paris," said the slightly red-faced...

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