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Funny story: Hawaii beaches voted best in America

Hawaii beaches voted best in America

NEW YORK, N.Y. -- Hawaii's Kaanapali Beach was just voted this year's "America's Best Beach" by a coastal scientist who praised its white coral sand, clear emerald-green waters and starfish population. The three-mile plot of sand is on the dry and su...

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Funny story: Tony Blair admits: Jayson Blair my son

Tony Blair admits: Jayson Blair my son

British Prime Minister Tony Blair admitted that reporter Jayson Blair, who quit The New York Times after he had plagiarised and fabricated dozens of stories, is his son. Tony said he and his wife Cherie had dumped Jayson in New York when he was a...

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Funny story: GE eyes Buffett in takeover bid

GE eyes Buffett in takeover bid

(NEW YORK) General Electric has announced its bid to acquire renowned investor Warren Buffett in a deal worth $47B. Buffett, whose net worth is estimated at $30.5B, would be exchanged for $6B in cash and $41B in GE preferred stock.

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Funny story: John Kerry Sizes Up George W. Bush

John Kerry Sizes Up George W. Bush

NEW YORK AP Appearing on "60 Minutes" this Sunday, presidential hopeful Senator John Kerry was grilled by Mike Wallace in an in-depth...

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Funny story: Black Sabbath to Reunite, Osbourne Mumbles

Black Sabbath to Reunite, Osbourne Mumbles

NEW YORK - Heavy metal pioneers Black Sabbath will reunite for Ozzfest, which begins July 10 in Hartford, Conn., according to the Ozzfest Web site.

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Funny story: ABC's "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" Pens Deal with Israeli Defense Force

ABC's "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" Pens Deal with Israeli Defense Force

New York, NY--The American Broadcasting Company(ABC) today announced that it reached an agreement with the Israeli Defense Force (IDF) to shoot next season of its hit series Extreme Makeover: Home Edition in Gaza City.

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Funny story: Capitalist piggy banks

Capitalist piggy banks

NEW YORK -- Technology stocks continued their decline today as Wall Street reeled from an unprecedented surge of investment in companies that manufacture and distribute piggy banks. Leading analysts interpret this as a sign that investors have fi...

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Funny story: Hindsight 9/11 for Former WTC Director

Hindsight 9/11 for Former WTC Director

New York - Alan Reiss testified today in front of the 9/11 commission about what information he possessed about potential terrorist actions leading up to the September attacks. Pointed questions were asked about the functioning ability of escape plan...

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Funny story: Costanza Next-in-Line to Become Yankees Owner

Costanza Next-in-Line to Become Yankees Owner

George Steinbrenner has hired George Costanza back again. This time the New York Yankees owner has also thrown in an extra incentive: Costanza will take over as owner of the team.

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Funny story: Crazed Clown Car Chase (National Alliteration Championships soon)

Crazed Clown Car Chase (National Alliteration Championships soon)

A crazed clown was spotted driving down a major New York highway in an exploding stunt car at noon today. The clown later revealed to be local legend, Stinko the Clown, put his floppy shoed foot to the pedal, which in turn was put to the metal in per...

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Funny story: Amidst Flailing Economy, Heroin Market Soars

Amidst Flailing Economy, Heroin Market Soars

New York, NY-Traders on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange worked tirelessly today as the demand for heroin skyrocketed across the country, shooting up nearly two hundred percent in value while the rest of the market remained at idle or fell sl...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton finishes his memoirs

Bill Clinton finishes his memoirs

New York - Former President Bill Clinton announced today by press conference that he has finished writing the manuscript for his memoirs. The book is tentatively called "A President Exposed," which focuses on his eight years in the White Hous...

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Funny story: Insurance Company To Kill Customers

Insurance Company To Kill Customers

(New York) An internal memo at the Dome Insurance Company suggested arranging deaths of aging and failing customers to look like suicide. The suicide deaths would allow the company to refrain from paying death benefits as all Dome Life Insurance po...

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Funny story: Headhunters Travel To New York For More Roasted Rockefeller

Headhunters Travel To New York For More Roasted Rockefeller

Cannibal head-hunters from New Guinea travelled to New York this week searching for more Rockefellers to eat. Expedition leader Yakke, a tribal chieftain who was a boy when his family ate Michael Rockefeller in the 1960s said that he had not had hum...

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Funny story: Republican Convention Schedule Announced

Republican Convention Schedule Announced

The Republican National Committee today released the official schedule and agenda for the first day of the 2004 Convention to be held in New York City on August 30th.

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Funny story: Martha Stewart's Replacement Finally Found

Martha Stewart's Replacement Finally Found

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - After a six month struggle through open casting calls with stringent negative qualifications required for candidates to make it beyond the initial application phase in a search to replace the now-tainted hostess, Martha St...

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Funny story: Google IPO revealed as the Messiah

Google IPO revealed as the Messiah

New York -- Wall Street analysts conferred with Vatican See officials last week concerning the impending Google IPO. According to experts, the search engine is actually none other than the Messiah.

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