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Funny story: Joke prices rise on renewed fear of shortage

Joke prices rise on renewed fear of shortage

LONDON : Joke prices were lifted by a weekend gag attack in Iraq and increasing signs that the Organisation of Joke Exporting Countries (OJEC) could hold back on a planned production hike next month.

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Funny story: Lane's gay and so what?

Lane's gay and so what?

LONDON -- Stage actor Nathan Lane came to England recently to hold a press conference revealing that he is a homosexual.

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Funny story: McCartney reveals Vinton was alter ego

McCartney reveals Vinton was alter ego

LONDON -- In a shocking revelation made here, former Beatle Paul McCartney said that he is and always has really been Bobby Vinton.

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Funny story: The real Brando, by Brit friend and author

The real Brando, by Brit friend and author

LONDON - British author Scorn St. Peters says, "Marlon Brando will go down in history as the man whose sexuality and rebellious attitude screwed up acting forever."...

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Funny story: BBC to Air Pro-Saddam Documentary

BBC to Air Pro-Saddam Documentary

London (AP) - The British Broadcasting Corporation has announced it is to air a pro-Saddam Hussein documentary. In a statement the BBC board of directors said 'the decision to make this documentary isn't expected to to be controversial'.

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Funny story: Casting Call for The Mother II Attracts Millions

Casting Call for The Mother II Attracts Millions

Today's casting call to choose an actress for the upcoming film The Mother II shut down the city of London, leaving patients without doctors and nurses, bosses without administrative assistants, stores without salespeople, restaurants with...

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Funny story: Post-Natal Abortion Legalized

Post-Natal Abortion Legalized

LONDON, England -- A new law, just approved by parliament, requires all prospective parents to sign a Declaration of Parenthood after the birth of their child and before the infant receives any official documents. Until this paper is signed, the newl...

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Funny story: MPs pledge hedges for badgers

MPs pledge hedges for badgers

LONDON(AP) -- MPs in the British House of Commons have passed a controversial measure aimed at 'halting the tide of economic badgers'. The controversial 'Badger Migration/Security Hedge Bill' was voted in by a large majority of Labor...

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Funny story: Thespoof scoops dumping of US ambassador Farish

Thespoof scoops dumping of US ambassador Farish

(From Our Man with the Crystal Balls, London; Saturday 19 June) World media attention focused once again on satirical website TheSpoof as the Murdoch publishing empire realised its top shock story about US Ambassador William "Stamps" Fari...

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Funny story: Nazi-hunter knighted and scorned for not capturing Hitler

Nazi-hunter knighted and scorned for not capturing Hitler

LONDON, England - Simon Wiesenthal, the great Nazi hunter, was knighted by Britain in honor of tracking down more than 1000 war criminals from the Third Reich. But critics said he screwed up because he didn't get Hitler alive.

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Funny story: Madonna turns into Hasidic rabbi

Madonna turns into Hasidic rabbi

London - Pop star Madonna held a press conference today in which she revealed that she is actually a Hasidic rabbi.

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Funny story: Venus flytrap lures Enron heist gang to CIA island

Venus flytrap lures Enron heist gang to CIA island

(Greenwich Royal Observatory, London) In a once in a lifetime occurrence visible only to lie-detector trained specialists, a gigantic Dionaea Muscipula this morning crossed the Earth's orbit and headed straight to an area cordoned off by the Def...

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Funny story: McCartney offers new Beatles 'facts'

McCartney offers new Beatles 'facts'

LONDON - Ex-Beatles member Paul McCartney said, "I tried heroin just once and didn't like it." McCartney repeated the statement a number of times in public before a few reporters heard him and decided to try to make some kind of news item about it.

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Funny story: ET in Arcadia Ego: Philip Green offers £9billion for MI5

ET in Arcadia Ego: Philip Green offers £9billion for MI5

(London, Friday). The UK rag trade is agog at the news that car boot sale supremo Philip Green has offered "up to £ 9 billion" in a hostile takeover bid for UK security service MI5.

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Funny story: Poodle Brothers to rally troops as top spooks quit

Poodle Brothers to rally troops as top spooks quit

(London, Friday) Following the shock departure of CIA boss George Tenet and dirty tricks chief James Pavitt, President George Bush and his alter ego in London Tony Blair are to stage their own Operation Overlord on Brighton Beach this Sunday in a mo...

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Funny story: World loses touch of time

World loses touch of time

What time is it? Sorry, nobody knows. The 'freak mishap' occurred after Swiss watchmakers went on strike. The Big Ben in London stopped working a few milliseconds later.

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Funny story: Muslim Cleric Fails in Attempt to Start Terror Training Camp in U.S., Left Eye Blamed

Muslim Cleric Fails in Attempt to Start Terror Training Camp in U.S., Left Eye Blamed

Eugene, OR - Radical Muslim Cleric Mustafa Kamel Mustafa was arrested in London Thursday for his role in trying to start a terrorist training camp on U.S. soil. Officials say Mustafa was the key figure in a small al-Qaeda group that was actively recr...

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