In an operation code named "Seven Across," police made an early morning swoop on the London home of Professor Peter Glossop, the UKs number one authority on English literature. At a secret location in London, Police now have 36 hours to question Professor Glossop over the crossword clues that they are stumped with. A Police spokesman made the following statement earlier today from the puzzle...
A freak shopping accident which killed 92 year old pensioner and father of twenty-three Wilbert Wheatchaffer has left a London branch of British supermarket chain Sainsbury's no option but closure.
London, UK (Rioters) - A furious row over the disastrous Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountian fiasco has escalated to a public slanging match as Royal Parks Agency plumbers admitted last night that there is little chance of the doomed water...
The next episode of the hit reality TV show "Survivor" will be shot in England and styled 'Survivor Premiership". 16 contestants from the USA will congregate in London for what promises to be their toughest test by far.
London, UK (Associated Mess) - Hydrologists advising the Royal Parks Agency, which is responsible for the overall running of the recently opened and closed Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain, have issued a statement blaming the water for a se...
Buckingham Palace, London SW1 (Rioters) - Howls of laughter were heard in the corridors of the nation's top Royal Residence last night following the news that the recently opened Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain in London's Hyde Pa...
London, England, A spokesperson for Oxford English Dictionary has allegedly announced that it is to update the word ‘whitewash' to that of a more contemporary meaning.
London (Rioters) - TV chiefs reacted with dismay today at the news that ex-Blair spin doctor Alistair Campbell has dropped his forthcoming interview with Bill Clinton on live UK prime time following dismal British sales of his memoir "Mi Lai&quo...
London (Rioters) - Speculation is reaching fever pitch in the corridors of power at Whitehall that Buckingham Palace will announce tomorrow that President George Bush Jr has been created a Knight of the Order of the Garter, the world's oldest or...
London (Loiters) - The much awaited report on Iraqi WMD intelligence, due to be published on Bastille Day by Lord Butler, will slate MI6's newly elevated chief John "Captain" Scartlett as being incapable of knowing the difference betwe...
LONDON - A senior member of Prime Minister Tony Blair's Cabinet said it is "nonsense" that Blair was close to quitting last month because of his lack of popularity due to his connection to President Bush and the war in Iraq.
London, UK, and New York, NY--There is no more water in the Atlantic Ocean, and scientists are calling this spontaneous example of draining "the Bathtub Syndrome."...
(New Scotland Yard, SW1) London is reeling tonight at the news that Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir John Stevens has quit over allegations that he has pro-actively covered up the 35 year long IRA career of Cherie Booth QC and that he is persona...
LONDON : Joke prices were lifted by a weekend gag attack in Iraq and increasing signs that the Organisation of Joke Exporting Countries (OJEC) could hold back on a planned production hike next month.
LONDON -- Stage actor Nathan Lane came to England recently to hold a press conference revealing that he is a homosexual.
LONDON -- In a shocking revelation made here, former Beatle Paul McCartney said that he is and always has really been Bobby Vinton.
LONDON - British author Scorn St. Peters says, "Marlon Brando will go down in history as the man whose sexuality and rebellious attitude screwed up acting forever."...
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