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Funny story: Al Gore, goes on party rampage with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

Al Gore, goes on party rampage with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

Former Vice President, environmentalist, and most recently, documentary film maker, Al Gore has been totally swept up in the whirlwind of excitement from receiving his first Academy Award the last couple of days.

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Funny story: Barbie manufacturers Mattel to launch bald Britney Spears doll

Barbie manufacturers Mattel to launch bald Britney Spears doll

Mattel president Jill. E. Barad announced today that they would be launching a new talking Britney Spears doll without any hair. The "Bald Britney" as she is to be called will also be programmed to utter random phrases such as "Hair to...

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Funny story: Midget immigrant stowaways found in Lindsay Lohan's gaping vagina

Midget immigrant stowaways found in Lindsay Lohan's gaping vagina

Seven Canadian midgets have been discovered attempting to smuggle themselves into the USA. They were found inside Lindsay Lohan as she walked through a dwarf scanner at the airport, on her way back from a week's holiday in Vancouver.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan & Britney Spears In Lesbo Sex-romp During Terrifying Alien Abduction

Lindsay Lohan & Britney Spears In Lesbo Sex-romp During Terrifying Alien Abduction

Spoof writer, Duff, has today claimed that he hasn't a Scooby-doo, who the feck Lindsay Lohan is but has vowed that if she puts bums on seats, then she's the gal for him.

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Funny story: Fears for Lindsay Lohan's sanity as she shaves off her pubic hair

Fears for Lindsay Lohan's sanity as she shaves off her pubic hair

There were fears over the sanity of actress, Lindsay Lohan, last night after it was revealed that she had shaved off her pubic hair.

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Funny story: Britney Spears will play a mutant in a new movie

Britney Spears will play a mutant in a new movie

Britney Spears is to star in X-Celebrities, a new movie based on the X-Men franchise. A Twentieth Century Fox spokesman was very excited with Ms Spears' new bald-head look, which was the reason that made her a natural contender to play the part of Pr...

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Funny story: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Open Rehab

Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Open Rehab

Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have gone into a business venture together. They're opening a rehabilitation center for out of control debutantes.

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Funny story: Lynsey Lohan admits, 'I played with Britney Spears' pussy during 3-in-a-bed Lesbo romp'

Lynsey Lohan admits, 'I played with Britney Spears' pussy during 3-in-a-bed Lesbo romp'

Hollywood actress, Lyndsey Lohan, has broken her silence over the recent 'Three in a bed lesbo romp' scandal which threatens to destroy the career of former virginal, pop princess, Britney Spears.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Breasts Admit to Having Nipple Job Done

Lindsay Lohan's Breasts Admit to Having Nipple Job Done

In a shocking tell all body-part expose with Mike Wallace's nose, Lindsay Lohan's left and right breasts admitted yesterday to having their nipples enhanced by a controversial new surgical procedure.

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Funny story: Lesbian Lohan

Lesbian Lohan

Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan has been reportedly dating fellow actress Hilary Duff.

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Funny story: Jealous Britney Spears Checks Into Rehab Too

Jealous Britney Spears Checks Into Rehab Too

Partying around town without underwear is not the only thing Britney Spears will do to get attention. Britney is angry that actress Lindsay Lohan has knocked her off the headlines with drunken escapades which were then followed by checking into a sw...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Goes Into Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Goes Into Rehab

Los Angeles (QWERTY NEWS) - Lindsay Lohan has finally gone into rehab for porn addiction. "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my deviant addiction," said the 20-year-old actress, according to her publicist.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Checks Herself Into Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Checks Herself Into Rehab

Actress and media personality Lindsay Lohan checked herself into a rehab program for alcohol abuse Wednesday afternoon. Lohan will be a new patient at the Wonderland Center in the Los Angeles, California area.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, beaten by Scores whores

Lindsay Lohan, beaten by Scores whores

Lindsay Lohan was recently quoted as calling strippers tough whores when practicing pole dancing for her latest movie role. She'll be portraying a sexy exotic dancer when shooting begins.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Pole Dances at New York Strip Club

Lindsay Lohan Pole Dances at New York Strip Club

Hollywood Party Girl Lindsay Lohan was seen pole dancing last night at Scores, a New York City strip club. Witnesses say that the young woman came up out of the audience, grabbed onto the pole, and gave it a whirl. This was apparently prompted by...

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Funny story: Naked Orlando Bloom, Nude Lindsay Lohan Mum On US Victory Plan : Implode Iraq and Bring American Troops Home By Christmas

Naked Orlando Bloom, Nude Lindsay Lohan Mum On US Victory Plan : Implode Iraq and Bring American Troops Home By Christmas

WASHINGTON, Reuters - The United States has come up with a war-winning strategy in Iraq that goes by the name "100 Percent Solution," according to White House and Pentagon sources.

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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

JUAN DE BUTTOFUCCO, WA - Celebrity socialite Naked Paris Hilton opened ESPN's first season of live, televised seal clubbing today, taking a sea lion pup by the flipper and dragging it onto the dance floor of "Thunder Clap," the most &qu...

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