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Funny story: Pope Names McCain Patron Saint of Lost Causes

Pope Names McCain Patron Saint of Lost Causes

Pope Benedict XVI has named Arizona Senator John McCain the patron saint of lost causes.

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Funny story: Giuliani, McCain & Romney Endorse Pancake Strategy

Giuliani, McCain & Romney Endorse Pancake Strategy

In response to the Bush Administration's new "Waffle" strategy for Iraq, GOP candidates Rudy Giuliani, John McCain,...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Displaces John McCain

Ron Paul Displaces John McCain

2008 GOP candidate Ron Paul has surged ahead of John McCain into third place in fundraising among Republican candidates. Paul reported approximately $2.4 million in the bank, while McCain had only $2 million. The Ron...

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Funny story: McCain Introduces New Immigration Bill

McCain Introduces New Immigration Bill

Due to his rapidly deteriorating poll numbers among conservatives, John McCain introduced a new bill on the Senate floor today.

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Funny story: McCain Offers Medical Plan for the Wealthy

McCain Offers Medical Plan for the Wealthy

Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain said this weekend that he is working on a health care reform proposal that will ensure quality medical care for the rich and powerful.

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Funny story: John McCain's Plan Backfired

John McCain's Plan Backfired

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iowa - John McCain's influence in keeping Ron Paul out of the Iowa Christian Alliance Republican debate backfired when Ron Paul showed up to greet over 1000 of his supporters in his own meeting next door. There were 1000 s...

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Funny story: John McCain Terrified of Ron Paul!

John McCain Terrified of Ron Paul!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iowa - John McCain is so terrified of Ron Paul that his senior adviser on the McCain Campaign in Iowa, Ed Failor Jr, excluded Ron Paul from the Iowa debates.

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Funny story: John McCain busts Paris' balls

John McCain busts Paris' balls

Washington - In a speech triumphed by many Vietnam veterans, Sen. John McCain (R) described the recent events surrounding celebrity Paris Hilton as a "travesty."...

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Funny story: Media Conglomerates to Replace States in Electoral College

Media Conglomerates to Replace States in Electoral College

The Senate announced today that it passed a bipartisan Election Reform Bill with unanimous support. The new bill rules that the five biggest international media corporations will replace the fifty states in the electoral college which selects the Un...

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Funny story: McCain's New Voice

McCain's New Voice

Phoenix - (Roiders): John McCain's camp announced today that Mr. McCain is in negotiations with James Earl Jones to be his voice until the presidential elections in 2008.

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Funny story: Senator John McCain loses it...again!

Senator John McCain loses it...again!

An outburst on the Senate floor has led to one Senator being hospitalized, another senator's car left in ruins - and Senator John McCain's arrest.

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Spars With John McCain Over Global Warming

Mitt Romney Spars With John McCain Over Global Warming

Mitt Romney today challenged John McCain to a one-on-one debate over global warming.

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Funny story: John McCain Withdraws; Endorses Ron Paul

John McCain Withdraws; Endorses Ron Paul

John McCain today announced his withdrawal from the 2008 Presidential race, citing low poll numbers, lackluster fundraising and other campaign difficulties. "We just weren't able to pull it all together," McCain admitted, "and it&#...

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Funny story: McCain to Run Campaign From Tiger Cage

McCain to Run Campaign From Tiger Cage

Senator John McCain will make all speeches, participate in all debates and run his entire campaign from a bamboo tiger cage similar to the one in was imprisoned in during the Vietnam War. McCain aides stated that the angry, confused Senator who still...

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Funny story: Barack Responds to McCain's Poem

Barack Responds to McCain's Poem

Barack Obama today responded to a poem John McCain recited at a campaign rally last week. McCain's poem compared Obama to a terrorist and warned that "he...

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Funny story: McCain in Hot Water Over Barack Poem

McCain in Hot Water Over Barack Poem

John McCain recited a poem he wrote about Sen. Barack Obama at a campaign stop in Iowa. In it, he hinted that Barack Obama is a terrorist who will kill Americans if elected.

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Funny story: McCain Tells Horny Christians to do "The Hokey Pokey"

McCain Tells Horny Christians to do "The Hokey Pokey"

As presidential hopeful John McCain courted Christian conservatives in the Bible Belt last weekend, he encouraged about 1500 South Carolina middle and high school students to just say no to sex.

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