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Funny story: Jesus H. Christ's Estate Grosses $30 Million

Jesus H. Christ's Estate Grosses $30 Million

HOLLYWOOD- The Estate of Jesus H. Christ has just earned a stunning $30 Million in one day.

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Funny story: Where Has J. Lo Gone?

Where Has J. Lo Gone?

Hollywood, Ca --Tabloid journalists all over the globe are still lamenting the breakup of Bennifer. It seems that J. Lo has become quiet, even shunning the press, or so it would seem, since the disastrous relationship finally ended.

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Funny story: Gibson's 'Passion' Subliminal Nazi Propaganda

Gibson's 'Passion' Subliminal Nazi Propaganda

Hollywood, CA -- Critical analysis of Mel Gibson's new controversial movie has revealed subliminal images and messages peppered throughout the flick. And they're not designed to influence your snack purchase or next movie choice, they're...

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Funny story: Gibson Denies Jesus was Fetishist

Gibson Denies Jesus was Fetishist

Hollywood, CA, U.S.A. - Mel Gibson, controversial Director of the film The Passion of Christ has issued a statement regarding the film denouncing those who have accused him of portraying the Lord as an S&M fetishist.

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Funny story: George not A-W-O-L After All!

George not A-W-O-L After All!

Hollywood, CA. U.S.A. - In a surprising turn of events following the release of George W. Bush's pay stubs, a newly released document reveals that the "President" was not A.W.O.L. after all - he was on duty serving Disney Corporation...

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Funny story: Tammy Faye Bakker and Ron Jeremy to Wed

Tammy Faye Bakker and Ron Jeremy to Wed

Hollywood, CA- Surprising Christians and pornography viewers alike, porn star Ron "Hedgehog" Jeremy and televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker Messner announced plans to wed.

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Funny story: Jackson Sues Doctor

Jackson Sues Doctor

Well just when you thought it was over...Janet Jackson is suing her plastic surgeon, Dr. Steven M. Hoefflin. Dr. Hoefflin is the original "Doc Hollywood", the cosmetic surgeon to the stars.

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Funny story: Whoopi Exposed as Fraud

Whoopi Exposed as Fraud

Hollywood, CA-- Slim-fast president Ted McNeeley released an official statement detailing the dissolution of contract with former spokesperson Whoopi Goldberg.

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Funny story: New George Lucas Trilogy: Will it Fall Short?

New George Lucas Trilogy: Will it Fall Short?

Hollywood, CA- In an unparalleled move, director George Lucas has decided to refilm the original Star Wars trilogy, recasting the movies completely with midgets.

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Funny story: "Bennifer" Breakup a Vicious Hoax Designed to Sidetrack "Gigli 2"

"Bennifer" Breakup a Vicious Hoax Designed to Sidetrack "Gigli 2"

The Hollywood power couple Jennifer Lopez (aka J. Lo) and Ben Affleck (aka B. Aff), collectively known as "Bennifer", has not called it quits as reported earlier.  According to their spokesman Matt Damon (no relation to B Aff's "Good Will H...

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Funny story: Ben and Jen Split Over WMD

Ben and Jen Split Over WMD

Hollywood's famous former couple Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have split up, citing "moral and ideological differences, sparked by the political catalyst that is the search for weapons of mass destruction". The press had reported that Be...

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Funny story: Leno Admits He Was Once Gay

Leno Admits He Was Once Gay

Hollywood, CA-Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless,&qu...

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Funny story: Celebrities Jump on Homosexual Band Wagon En Masse

Celebrities Jump on Homosexual Band Wagon En Masse

Hundreds of Film, TV and Music celebrities world-wide have admitted their persuasions and joined the gay community.

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Funny story: Keanu Reeves Home Raided For Animal Endangerment

Keanu Reeves Home Raided For Animal Endangerment

Early Tuesday morning the Los Angeles County sheriffs department raided actor Keanu Reeves' Hollywood estate. The raid took place after an anonymous tip made the week before. Reeves was taken out in hand cuffs and animal control officers carted off d...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood to Play Batman, Really

Clint Eastwood to Play Batman, Really

Hollywood, CA- Warner Bros. has just announced the long-awaited cast of the new Batman movie, with a stunning coup d'etat in the lead role: Clint Eastwood.

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Funny story: Kurt Russell & Crowe: Ending a Road

Kurt Russell & Crowe: Ending a Road

HOLLYWOOD - These two superstars have made a public pact: to stop making films and start exploiting them. After realizing how many more millions they would never receive in distribution costs, they vowed never to create, and to only distort, terroriz...

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Funny story: Bringing Home The Bacon

Bringing Home The Bacon

Miss Piggy is set to give birth to triplets in the new year, our story comes straight from Hollywood.

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