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Funny story: Vincenzo Fosterini 'suicide' note judge is Obama Supreme Court pick

Vincenzo Fosterini 'suicide' note judge is Obama Supreme Court pick

Washington AC/DC - (White Water-Boarding Ass Mess): A US District Court Judge who gave the Off-the-Wall Street Journal permission to publish Hillary Clinton's former lover's entirely spoof 'suicide' note is Barack Obama's latest Supreme Court pick.

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Funny story: Mass suicides when Hillary Clinton visited Iraq

Mass suicides when Hillary Clinton visited Iraq

When US Secretary of State Hillary 'Sherpa' Clinton arrived in Iraq last week, hundreds of people there committed suicide rather than having to hear, let alone see, the former President's baggage. As the baggage passed through customs in Baghdad, thr...

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Funny story: Hillary Still Having Nightmares About Made-Up Bosnian Story

Hillary Still Having Nightmares About Made-Up Bosnian Story

Secretary of State, Hillary Rodham Clinton says she still has nightmares about the awesome event that she made up happening to her in Bosnia in 1995. "It seems just like it was yesterday", says Clinton, her voice a little shaky. "I can still hear...

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Funny story: Hilary Clinton attacks foreign dignitary

Hilary Clinton attacks foreign dignitary

Recent efforts to rebuild the reputation of the United States abroad took a significant step backwards today, as Hilary Clinton attacked a foreign dignitary. The US Secretary of State gave the Russian ambassador what the media are referring to a...

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Funny story: Did Hillary Inhale?

Did Hillary Inhale?

Evidence is mounting that the tentacles of the Mexican drug cartels have infiltrated the highest echelons of the American political establishment. On May 1st, the American State Department, fresh from sponsoring a massacre of 600 odd women and ch...

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Funny story: Doctors Discover Original Source of Swine Flu

Doctors Discover Original Source of Swine Flu

Medical Researchers at Johns Hopkins University, in conjunction with the Mayo Clinic, have discovered the source of Swine Flu. The outbreak did not originate in Mexico as was previously thought. In fact, the disease begin in Hollywood. The outbr...

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Funny story: Clinton and Obama World Tour Dates

Clinton and Obama World Tour Dates

Come and see the legendary Clinton and Obama, as they embark on their record-breaking 'Why Don't We Stay In America Where We're Wanted, And Stop Pretending We're Important Across The World, We're About As Important As Donald Duck!' tour at: 30 April Basra 1 May Beirut 2 May Athens 3 May Berlin 4 May Dusseldorf 5 May Kiev 6 May Stockholm 7 May Toulouse 8 May Lyon 9 May...

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Funny story: NYC awaits confirmation of hypochondria and panic cases

NYC awaits confirmation of hypochondria and panic cases

New York City was today holding its breath - literally in some cases - as possible hypochondria broke out in schools and colleges there, and there were also signs of hysterical panic in some areas. The hypochondria - technically called mediae obse...

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Funny story: Clinton renews support for killing Iraqis

Clinton renews support for killing Iraqis

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has said the USA 'will stand and watch the people of Iraq die for our oil', during a difficult period of transition in the supposedly-colonialised country. She was speaking during her first visit to Iraq as Ameri...

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Funny story: Hillary's Baghdad lunch menu

Hillary's Baghdad lunch menu

Here is the menu from Hillary Clinton's lunch in Baghdad: Entree Sheep's eyeballs roasted with parsley, thyme and rosemary's chopped-off hand Cockroach falafel Pureed goat's droppings in a dressing of balsamic vinegar, wrapped in poison ivy leaves Main course Frog's spare ribs wrapped in a deep-fried empty Red Crescent food parcel Bits of sheep, peppered with shrapnel Bits of Iraqi...

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Funny story: Ancestor of T rex found in China

Ancestor of T rex found in China

Fossils found in China may give a clue to the origins of tyrannosaurus rex. Uncovered near the city of Xhichaigo, the fossils come from a new form of tyrannosaurus, dubbed the hzillarao qlintovirus. The remains are similar to the earlier finds of...

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Funny story: Obama unveils his new tricycle

Obama unveils his new tricycle

President Barack Obama today grabbed headlines across the world, as once again he showed that America leads the world economically and politically - by unveiling his new toy tricycle. 'Yippee!' he said to journalists, 'thanks Michelle! Now I can p...

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Funny story: Hillary pimps The Comeback Kid

Hillary pimps The Comeback Kid

Santa Monica Lewinsky, Ca - (Reuterus & Horny Ass Mess): For a very reasonable $5 a pop Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is offering supporters the chance to enter a draw where the first prize is a whole day (and night?) with Bill Clinton. S...

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Funny story: New 'Bonnie and Clyde' movie opens

New 'Bonnie and Clyde' movie opens

'Bonnie and Clyde:Yes We Can' opened today in Los Angeles, to rave reviews from critics and audiences alike. In the movie the two gangsters dress up in smart clothes, and then go on a robbing and killing spree right across the United States of America. Bonnie Clinton and Clyde Obama get together a gang of crazy misfits, including 'Baby Face' Bill Clinton, Edward 'Machine Drink' Kennedy, Nancy '...

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Funny story: Obama speaks out on toenails

Obama speaks out on toenails

US President Barack Obama today gave firm support to cutting your toenails regularly, as well as brushing your teeth at least twice a day. 'Let us not sound like Kennedy', he said, not sounding like Kennedy, 'let us not sound like Martin Luther Ki...

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Funny story: Obama stars in 'Gone With The Wind' remake

Obama stars in 'Gone With The Wind' remake

US President Barack Obama's latest movie 'Gone With The Wind' opened today, to rave reviews by critics. The Prez plays an illegal immigrant that somehow manages to get into America despite not being American, and then he meets Michelle O'Hara.

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Funny story: Surrender Dorothy! Hillary Clinton's vicious vendetta against a young Kansas girl and her dog

Surrender Dorothy! Hillary Clinton's vicious vendetta against a young Kansas girl and her dog

Eureka, Kansas - A young girl named Dorothy trembles with fear every time she leaves the relative safety of her farm home not far from here. Hers is no normal agoraphobia, but the uneasy feeling that she is being stalked by one of the most influentia...

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