Medical experts are flabbergasted that a new strain of flu virus has suddenly appeared in London. Authorities have isolated a young Canadian man with long sideboards and equally bizarre fingernails who appears to suffer from what physicians are calli...
The American Medical Association has officially deemed left-handedness the newest disability in the US. In spite of their best efforts to be accepted, lefties are being lumped in with sex addicts and lupus sufferers in a category called 'mockable han...
New York City was today holding its breath - literally in some cases - as possible hypochondria broke out in schools and colleges there, and there were also signs of hysterical panic in some areas. The hypochondria - technically called mediae obse...
There was good news for fans of the 1970s today, when world leaders announced that, due to real concerns over environmental issues, the decade that spawned environmentalism, the acceleration of Civil Rights and Feminism, the emergence of Gays from th...
Medical researchers at Cambridge University have published a report in this month's Lancet Magazine, highlighting the dangers of living in quaint villages in the UK. Professor Abdulla Kallifi Bin Obama - Who is an expert in quintessential Englishn...
In the latest in a string of newly-discovered carcinogens, it has been discovered that oral sex can cause throat cancer. American researchers have found that the HPV virus - the cause of the majority of cervical cancers - can be transmitted via cu...
It was revealed earlier today that the NHS has spent over £27million on research into OMD. Unfortunately, an overpaid non-medical management consultant, of which there are thousands in the NHS, thought the research was into the 1980's group Orchestra...
The Food and Drug Administration has declared that food manufacturering and packaging companies will now be required to use truth in advertising to label more of their products. "This should make it easier for consumers to tell what kind and typ...
A new exercise initiative has been announced today by a group called WellFit4Work which is designed to reduce the sedentary aspect of many people's jobs. WellFit4Work is a joint venture between the Government and industry to combat obesity and lack...
Health Ministers have been advising pensioners to Save having to get a flu jab each year by not queuing outside the Post Office every Tuesday morning in the pouring rain an hour before it opens. "They won't run out of money. It's not like the queue o...
Mr. Brian Brain a Government scientist speaking on condition of anonymity today informed me that water was to be banned with immediate effect after traces of Hydrogen had been found in it during a routine test. The anonymous source advised us that...
Boffins at Edinburgh University have discovered, after doing years of extensive experimentation and guinea pig trials (at taxpayers expense), that everything once thought bad for you is in fact not only very good for you but it can also cure things l...
Epidemiologists have identified a new persistent strain of pertussis that they have named the Holyland Whooping Cough. The HWC renders the victim nearly incapable of a cough free minute. Companions of the constantly coughing inflicted have been k...
Washington DC: President Obama's latest press conference did not address reductions in Federal entitlement programs such as Social Security and Medicare. This omission was rectified a few hours later when the president's press secretary issued a stat...
A survey has discovered that maggots are not more effective at cleaning wounds than scientifically produced cleaning materials. Dr Andi Medix, of St Judas' Trust said "We took a sample of patients. 50% were treated with cleaning treatments we pro...
Edith "Grammas" Snotgrass makes a Booger County Catfish Festival-award winning vanilla custard pie, but she won't be receiving any awards for kitchen sanitation. The 72-year-old grandmother of twelve cooked a birthday brunch on Sunday for her thr...
The Government and patient care groups have called for an immediate public enquiry into failings at the flagship Mid-Stafford NHS Trust, following the revelation that up to 400 patients may have actually survived a stay at the hospital. According...
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