Showing:

Funny satire stories about Football (Soccer)

Try another search?

Funny story: Hope Solo, US Women's Soccer Goalie, Can't Stop Slapping Things Down

Hope Solo, US Women's Soccer Goalie, Can't Stop Slapping Things Down

Seattle - Hope Solo, the hot goalie and star of the Team USA Soccer team, is used to swatting things away. Everything from soccer balls to guys constantly hitting on her. But now it looks like the beauty might be taking her work home with her...

Read full story
Funny story: FIFA Conquers Brazil, Establishes Autocratic "FIFdom"

FIFA Conquers Brazil, Establishes Autocratic "FIFdom"

BRASILIA, BRAZIL - According to recent reports, the Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) has taken control of key cities in Brazil, toppled the Brazilian government, and changed the name of the South American country to "Goooo...

Read full story
Funny story: England's Great Sacrifice

England's Great Sacrifice

Speaking exclusively to Spoof's Joe West, England captain Steven Gerrard gave the astonishing news about England's 2-1 defeat by Uruguay. 'We knew if we won the World Cup' he said 'the Government would take all the credit. Their popularity would h...

Read full story
Funny story: Footballers 'Outed' In Controversial Online Game

Footballers 'Outed' In Controversial Online Game

The latest online gaming sensation, Private Ball Skills, is causing controversy worldwide as the game features current footballers under obvious pseudonyms carrying out homosexual acts without being noticed. The game is a mix between the 1990s pla...

Read full story
Funny story: The FA set for a massive bill

The FA set for a massive bill

The FA, the English branch line of FIFA, is set for a bill running into millions of pounds when the England team head home, thanks to the tens of millions of England flags that are expected to litter the floor. "We're seeing it already after the I...

Read full story
Funny story: No Wonderland in Brazil for England

No Wonderland in Brazil for England

England lost 2-1 to Italy in our first World Cup game in Brazil because we had no one to match the Italian centre forward Bartendi. England Manager, Roy Stodgeson, complained that England had no one with Bartendi's height to score a vital equalisi...

Read full story
Funny story: England win World cup!

England win World cup!

After 48 years of misery, upsets, lousy performances and overpaid Rooney, England have just finished first in the World Cup! The news has just seeped through after a donkey ridden by a Himalayan Sherpa, his five children and wife rode into Kathman...

Read full story
Funny story: American Football Seeks to Learn from Soccer

American Football Seeks to Learn from Soccer

As the World Cup begins in Brazil, violent protests have spread far and wide across the nation. News and images of clashes have shocked the world but mostly in the US where the sport labeled as 'football' rarely sees such displays of affection. Ma...

Read full story
Funny story: Roy and Raheem: A Lovers Tale

Roy and Raheem: A Lovers Tale

Nobody knows who should play in the England team better than millions of unqualified (sometimes drunk) coaches up and down the country. The world cup and the England team unites the country in a way only declaring war on the Germans used to. Back and...

Read full story
Funny story: Hoping For The Best in Brazil

Hoping For The Best in Brazil

Everyone is anticipating the excitement of the World Cup in Brazil. The England team are hoping for a major shock with Demonstrations expected for their style of football. The local Brazilians fancy a carnival is a good way of showing satisfaction...

Read full story
Funny story: Scotland's Impact on England's World Cup Attempt

Scotland's Impact on England's World Cup Attempt

Today the BBC reported on England's accommodation in Brazil. The rooms that the players will be staying in feature couches and mattresses that are HIV positive, Behind the hotel is a favella that resonates enough gunfire to ensure that none of the p...

Read full story
Funny story: UKIP at World Cup as Hoddle Signs For ITV

UKIP at World Cup as Hoddle Signs For ITV

UKIP have walked ably into the World Cup coverage team on ITV this summer as Glenn Hoddle has been employed to cover the gap left by Roy "insert insult about someone else" Keane. Little known to the general public, most UKIP politicians regularly...

Read full story
Funny story: Football chiefs unveil bold new plans

Football chiefs unveil bold new plans

Chiefs unveiled their bold new plans for the football organization's future today at their official headquarters in Switzerland. Sepp Splatter, part-time Jabba the Hut impersonator and full time politician, announced to an astonished media that plans...

Read full story
Funny story: Tevez Missing World Cup: His Choice!

Tevez Missing World Cup: His Choice!

Paper bag supermodel Carlos Tevez is missing the World Cup Finals, not because Argentina Coach Alejandro Sabella didn't choose him, but because he has decided to quit football and return to his first love of acting. Carlos Tevez, best known in the...

Read full story
Funny story: Wenger Says Some Sing

Wenger Says Some Sing

Arsenal may have to replay their narrow FA Cup win after an investigation into the game found the pink ball used was stupid. It stopped short of concluding the entire football industry was corrupt, tiresome and overpriced as that would have been too...

Read full story
Funny story: Particular Crimes To Be Ignored By Police During World Cup

Particular Crimes To Be Ignored By Police During World Cup

Millions of English football fans are predicted to be brutally attacked in a sexual manner this summer by an elderly owl in a poor physical condition and its players, but the Police Force have already stated that they will not investigate a single fo...

Read full story
Funny story: The Secret England Footballer's Countdown to Brazil 2014, Part 5: The Squad

The Secret England Footballer's Countdown to Brazil 2014, Part 5: The Squad

Yesssssssssss! I'm on my way to Brazil, wohoooo! Good old Roy, he knows a quality player when he sees one, which isn't very often in my case having been on the bench due to my managerial faux pas this season. Now I suppose you'll want to know how...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more