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Funny story: Freedom Pill Announced

Freedom Pill Announced

A new pill has been rushed through F.D.A. testing and approved in record time, and is now available. The pill is rather expensive, and only for republicans. It has been dubbed "The Freedom Pill".

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Funny story: Dyslexia Linked to Poking Smot

Dyslexia Linked to Poking Smot

Wangishton - Scientists recently released documentation providing indutpisable evidence regadring Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the active and lightly hallucinogenic chemical in marijuana, and the reading disasiblity known as Dyslexia.

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Funny story: Fade-Face replaces Meth-Mouth as Drug Scourge

Fade-Face replaces Meth-Mouth as Drug Scourge

Just as the shattering effects of Meth-Mouth have been hitting cities the world over a new drug and his even worse consequence is emerging.

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Funny story: Coke to go back to original cocaine recipe

Coke to go back to original cocaine recipe

Atlanta - Coca Cola Executives and a small army of PR people today crowded a specially hired convention centre in the heart of bustling Atlanta's business district to declare before a specially invited audience of local dignitaries and press that...

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Funny story: Fat Robbie's Drugs Heartache

Fat Robbie's Drugs Heartache

Hollywood. Little known English "popstar" Robbie Williams was today sensationally admitted to the Henry Ford clinic, a Los Angeles based treatment center for bloated has beens and tattooed freaks.

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Funny story: Illicit New Drug - "Better than Crack"

Illicit New Drug - "Better than Crack"

Police have predicted an imminent drug epidemic to rival the good old heroin proliferation of the 80's made popular by Zammo. Chief Constable for Greater Manchester Police Mike Todd claimed: "It's some of the best gear I've ever had.

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Funny story: Pete Doherty to help David Cameron get clean

Pete Doherty to help David Cameron get clean

Former Libertine, Pete Doherty, and his fiancee, supermodel Kate Moss, rushed to the side of pal, David Cameron, last night as allegations of drug abuse threatened to wreck the Tory leader's career.

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Funny story: Torys Deny Pot Smoking at Eton

Torys Deny Pot Smoking at Eton

"There never was, nor, are, nor ever will be, a future Tory Pot Smoking Leader!" exclaimed shadow Chancellor George "Brownie" Osborne". "I was at Eaton with David "MJ" Cameron and a joint never touched that 15...

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Funny story: Cameron hopes to be Britain's first pot-head PM

Cameron hopes to be Britain's first pot-head PM

Conservative leader David Cameron has pledged to bridge the gap of apathy between politicians and Britain's youth as the country's first spliff toking Prime Minister.

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Funny story: Top Tory Bombed Out Of His Box At Eton

Top Tory Bombed Out Of His Box At Eton

Sensational news today as it has emerged that during his time at top peoples' school, Eton College, Tory leader David Cameron, was an evil crack dealer.

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Funny story: New drug causes heart attacks to reveal heart problems

New drug causes heart attacks to reveal heart problems

NARAGASSET, Ohio -- A new and inexpensive drug taken to ignite coronary attacks for people who may have heart disease has increased the risk of dying among those taking it, according to a few doctors who are currently playing Squash when interviewed.

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Funny story: Irish police admit they are 'losing the war against craic'

Irish police admit they are 'losing the war against craic'

Garda Chief, Paddy-Joe O'Donnell, has admitted to 'The Spoof' that they are losing the war against 'craic'.

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Funny story: Death by Everything

Death by Everything

The autopsy report for Frankie Weepspittle Barrecord Jones, former lead finger cymbal player for the Goth/Country band, Mornful Banjo was released today.

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Funny story: Wonder Drug Combats Instant Vaporisation

Wonder Drug Combats Instant Vaporisation

SCIENCE DESK - Dr. Stanford Greying-Templeton. Experts have warned that as the earth chokes in deadly greenhouse gasses, and hurtles to a painful death at the mercy of the sun, the days will get longer, and the night...

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Funny story: Drawing The Line: Doherty hopes to get into Record Books

Drawing The Line: Doherty hopes to get into Record Books

Singer Pete Doherty of pop band Babyshambles has announced he is to snort, uninterrupted - the longest line of cocaine in the world ever. Police officials have ok'd the event & it is hoped the singer will die & stop wasting Polic...

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Funny story: Secret of Blair's Smile Revealed

Secret of Blair's Smile Revealed

Only months before his enforced resignation, Tony Blair's doctor has revealed the secret behind his seemingly permanent grin: opium.

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Funny story: Top Ten Signs Your Roomate Deals Drugs

Top Ten Signs Your Roomate Deals Drugs

1. He claims to be a landscaper. It's the winter. In Maine.

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