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Funny story: Scott Baio is Making A Documentary on President Trump Titled The Man Who Really Should Be King

Scott Baio is Making A Documentary on President Trump Titled The Man Who Really Should Be King

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that Scott Baio, one of Trump’s biggest little ass-kissers, is making a documentary on the 45th president. Baio was interviewed by LaTuna LaTundra at his Hollywood Hills home,…

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Funny story: President Trump is Negotiating to Buy Fox News

President Trump is Negotiating to Buy Fox News

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – GOPicky Magazine is reporting that President Trump, who has contracted the Coronavirus due to stubbornly refusing to wear a mask, is still wheeling and dealing, but now from his hospital bed. His doctors report t…

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Funny story: President Trump is Now Being Given The Experimental Drug Hydrixafibalosis

President Trump is Now Being Given The Experimental Drug Hydrixafibalosis

BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – President Trump's personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has just informed the news media that the President has been given a brand new experimental drug that was recently developed high in the Andes mountains of Bol…

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Funny story: President Trump To Take Part In Second Presidential Debate From His Sick Bed

President Trump To Take Part In Second Presidential Debate From His Sick Bed

After the high drama and the low intellect of the first presidential debate between Donald Trump and his rival, Joe Biden, and the President's subsequent Coronavirus diagnosis, it's been decided that, for the second debate, Trump will take part from…

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Funny story: Air from studio of presidential debate captured and studied by special team from California

Air from studio of presidential debate captured and studied by special team from California

It is now thought feasible that air quality in the FOX News studio accounts for low performance in the recent presidential debate. Polling indicates it is being seen as a bickering match in an off-odor marriage versus a sober exchange of views.

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Funny story: President Trump Coronavirus Misdiagnosed

President Trump Coronavirus Misdiagnosed

In the aftermath of the news that the most powerful man in the world, President Donald Trump, has tested positive for the deadly Coronavirus, COVID-19, words are coming from the man, himself, that it is yet another case of fake news, and that he's ne…

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Funny story: Trump Was Intentionally Infected with the Virus

Trump Was Intentionally Infected with the Virus

President Donald Trump’s enemies are certainly gloating with news of his recent diagnosis. In their view, he is getting what he deserves for his personal carelessness and mismanagement of the pandemic. There is, however, good reason to believe that…

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Funny story: Political Pundits Claim That Donald Trump’s Chances of Getting Re-Elected Are Now Slim to None

Political Pundits Claim That Donald Trump’s Chances of Getting Re-Elected Are Now Slim to None

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News). Most of the nation’s political pundits agree that Trump’s chances of getting re-elected are now slim to none. One pundit with Tittle Tattle Tonight said that he believes that 93-year-old Betty White has a better chan…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He's Feeling a Bit Better After His Doctor Put Him on a Strict Anti-Coronavirus McDonald’s Food Regimen

President Trump Says He's Feeling a Bit Better After His Doctor Put Him on a Strict Anti-Coronavirus McDonald’s Food Regimen

BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – President Trump was flown to the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in a U.S. Army Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter. Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said that they had to use a military helicopte…

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Funny story: President Trump Is Cured!

President Trump Is Cured!

In a somewhat astonishing and confusing announcement made just minutes ago, it has been revealed that President Donald Trump, diagnosed with the Coronavirus, COVID-19, just days ago, is already feeling much better, and is set to be given the 'all-cle…

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Funny story: Trump Demands Biden Infect Himself!

Trump Demands Biden Infect Himself!

President Trump is furious over his having tested positive for Covid-19. During a phone interview, he said, “Biden, yes that one is a no-brainer. But I want his puppeteer, Jill Biden, infected too. By the way, I’m doing great, never better. Kungflu h…

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Funny story: President Trump Still Lying, Says He Caught The Coronavirus From The Portland Protesters

President Trump Still Lying, Says He Caught The Coronavirus From The Portland Protesters

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many news agencies are reporting that President Trump knew he had the Coronavirus three days ago, and hid it from the American people, and the world. A source inside the White House said that they were all sworn…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr. Has Been Told By His Daddy To Break Up with Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle or He’s Out of The Will

Donald Trump Jr. Has Been Told By His Daddy To Break Up with Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle or He’s Out of The Will

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily is reporting that Kimberly Guilfoyle is in tears after learning that her boo’s daddy has told him to dump her ass. It appears that the President has told Junior that he better dump that big-haired…

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson’s Reality Show Wins An Award For Best New Reality Comedy Show

Jessica Simpson’s Reality Show Wins An Award For Best New Reality Comedy Show

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) – Jessica Simpson was thrilled at receiving the coveted Emmy Award for “Best New Comedy Reality Show”. Simpson stars in the Epitome Network’s “Mama Daisy Duke and Her Redneck Boys”. Simpson says she recently took some…

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Funny story: President Donald Trump’s Closest Adviser Hope Hicks Is Taking a Break

President Donald Trump’s Closest Adviser Hope Hicks Is Taking a Break

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - A White House staff member, who spoke to iRumors, on condition of anonymity, said that Trump’s closest adviser, Hope Hicks, has tested positive for the Trumpapalooza virus. The staff member said that, lately, the…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Secretly Agrees To An Out-of-Court Settlement With The Rolling Stones

Donald Trump Secretly Agrees To An Out-of-Court Settlement With The Rolling Stones

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – President Trump was told repeatedly by the Rolling Stones to stop using one of their songs during his campaign pep rallies. Mick Jagger flat-out told Trump, “Look, you orange-complected bloke, stop using our song ‘You Can…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Will Announce The Results of His Coronavirus Test After He Releases His Tax Returns

President Trump Says He Will Announce The Results of His Coronavirus Test After He Releases His Tax Returns

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Baltimore Implier Journal is reporting that President Trump is now in quarantine because of the Coronavirus. Trump told the news media that he has just been tested, and he will release the results of the Covi…

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