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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Confesses Her Marriage is on The Rocks

Ivanka Trump Confesses Her Marriage is on The Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Close friends of first daughter, Ivanka Trump, have said that, lately, she has not been her normal, bubbly, blonde self. One very close friend who has known her since they were both in the second grade, said that Ivanka is alway...

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Funny story: Extraordinary measure ordered: COVID-19 patients released to curb social gatherings

Extraordinary measure ordered: COVID-19 patients released to curb social gatherings

President Trump has urged young Americans to heed the advice to socially distance and avoid large crowds, but masses have flocked to beaches for spring break. In an earlier statement about young people, Trump said that "they're feeling invincible, bu...

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Funny story: Trump’s COVID-19 Test Came Back Positive For Stupidity

Trump’s COVID-19 Test Came Back Positive For Stupidity

WASHINGTON, D.C. – An unnamed White House source who saw the test results, said that President Trump’s C-19 test came back positive for stupidity. The source said that, on a range of 1 to 90, with 90 being as stupid as a porcupine chasing its own...

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Funny story: The U.S. Airlines Are Now Asking The American Taxpayers To Give Them a C-19 Bailout Package

The U.S. Airlines Are Now Asking The American Taxpayers To Give Them a C-19 Bailout Package

CHICAGO – Every airline in America is starting to really get extremely concerned with the fact that ticket sales have dropped by 71%. And, right away, they are crying to Uncle Sam (aka Donald Trump) and asking him for a Coronavirus Aid Package Bai...

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Funny story: People Are Already Lining Up Outside The White House To Get Their $1,000 Coronavirus Checks

People Are Already Lining Up Outside The White House To Get Their $1,000 Coronavirus Checks

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The director of National Financial Subsidy Payments has said that the government is ready to start handing out the $1,000 CD-19 subsidy payments to every adult in the USA. Hank Weathermaker stressed that the money will, at first...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Can Now Mutate Into Donald Trump Lookalike

Coronavirus Can Now Mutate Into Donald Trump Lookalike

The World Health Organization, WHO, has made an alarming discovery concerning COVID 19. It appears the virus can now change the appearance of infected people, so that they mutate into Donald Trump lookalikes. Not only do they become Donald Trump cl...

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Funny story: Mexico To Close The US-Mexico Border Because of EL C-19

Mexico To Close The US-Mexico Border Because of EL C-19

MEXICO CITY – Mexico’s Health Minister, Roberto “Bobby” Uber, has informed President Trump that Mexico will be closing the US-Mexico border very soon. He said that, according to the latest health statistics, which were provided by the Health Stat...

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Funny story: A Recent California Poll Totally Infuriates President Trump

A Recent California Poll Totally Infuriates President Trump

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – The highly respected Left Coast Monumental Polling Council has just released the results of its most recent extensive state-wide poll. A total of 1,903,521 registered California voters were polled and asked if Pres...

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Funny story: Trump Bobblehead Dolls To Go On Sale Soon

Trump Bobblehead Dolls To Go On Sale Soon

NEW YORK CITY - The Trump Campaign has announced that the President Trump Bobblehead Dolls will go on sale shortly. Trump Campaign spokesperson, Tallulah Lifshitz, said that the little four-inch plastic TBD’s will sell for $67 plus tax, with all t...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Confesses That He Is Seriously Considering Cancelling The Upcoming Presidential Election

Donald Trump Confesses That He Is Seriously Considering Cancelling The Upcoming Presidential Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Trump recently met with his top adviser, Kellyanne Conway, and his daughter, Ivanka, and they have decided that it will probably be in the best interests of the country if the 2020 Presidential Election is cancelled. POTUS state...

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Funny story: AOC self-quarantined after coronavirus-induced brain farts shut down Congress

AOC self-quarantined after coronavirus-induced brain farts shut down Congress

The events unfolded quite dramatically. Here are our updates: * With the Capitol consumed by anxiety over clownvirus, Judiciary Chairman Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.) rose in a floor address Tuesday and told his Democratic colleagues they should lea...

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Funny story: Trump Dismisses Depression Epidemic as "Fake Blues"

Trump Dismisses Depression Epidemic as "Fake Blues"

A proponent of positive thinking, United States President Donald Trump dismissed the wave of depression, anxiety, and other mental illness reportedly sweeping the nation as “fake blues.” “As Abraham Lincoln said, most folks are about as happy as t...

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Funny story: Anthony Scaramucci Says He Knows Why Donald Trump Did Not Want To Get Tested For The Coronavirus

Anthony Scaramucci Says He Knows Why Donald Trump Did Not Want To Get Tested For The Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Anthony Scaramucci, who was President Trump’s Director of Directing for 11 days, has revealed that he knows exactly why Trump refused for so long to get tested for the C-19 virus. Scaramucci divulged that Trump has had contact...

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Funny story: The Dixie Chicks Are Back and They’re As Bitter As Ever

The Dixie Chicks Are Back and They’re As Bitter As Ever

NEW YORK CITY - After being out of the musical limelight for 14 years, the Dixie Chicks have returned. They were rehearsing for an appearance on The Late Night Show with Stephen Colbert. The three women sat down for an interview with Ichabod Fern...

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Funny story: Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of First Daughter Ivanka

Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of First Daughter Ivanka

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was having lunch at a District of Columbia McDonalds with Scott Baio and Tucker Carlson. A reporter with RumorLand News asked him about the gossip that he has a tattoo of his daughter, Ivanka. Trump angrily pu...

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Funny story: Michael Cohen Says That He Is Ready To Spill The Beans on President Trump

Michael Cohen Says That He Is Ready To Spill The Beans on President Trump

MADRID, New York – The man who was Donald Trump’s personal attorney and so called “Fixer” for ten years, has just commented that he is ready to sing like Celine Dion. Michael Cohen said that he has had a lot of time to think, as he sat in his tiny...

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Campaign Rally Attendance Keeps Going Down, Down, Down

Donald Trump’s Campaign Rally Attendance Keeps Going Down, Down, Down

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It is no secret that Trump has become extremely concerned at the fact that, due to the Coronavirus situation, attendance at his rallies has dropped off by as much as 65%. His campaign team is seeing more and more empty seats, an...

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