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Funny story: Cameron launches Big Bollox Building Society

Cameron launches Big Bollox Building Society

Liverpool - (Northern Crock Bank 2 Mess): A raid on dormant UK bank accounts is to feed the Prime Monster's passion for a new Big Bollox Building Society. Announcing the move in the country's scrounger capital of Liverpool Mr Cameron vowed to carr...

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Funny story: Brave Cameron dispenses with Foreign Orifice translators for Tuesday's White House summit

Brave Cameron dispenses with Foreign Orifice translators for Tuesday's White House summit

Washington AC/DC - (Specious Relationship News): The move flies in the face of official government guidelines insisting that interpreters are always present at top level state summits. New UK Prime Monster David Cameron has demanded the right to t...

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Funny story: Cameron flies SqueeziJet to see Obama

Cameron flies SqueeziJet to see Obama

London - (BP Mess): You can blame the austerity-driven mothballing of the Queen's Fright - er...Flight! - for the humiliation. On Monday UK Prime Monster David Cameron takes the redeye to Washington on British budget carrier SqueeziJet. That me...

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Funny story: Michael Savage To David Cameron: "Go (Sexual Congress) Yourself."

Michael Savage To David Cameron: "Go (Sexual Congress) Yourself."

Dr. Michael Savage, the conservative American talk-show host who was inexplicably banned from entering the United Kingdom last year by Home Office Secretary Jacqui Smith, of whom Savage spoke quite fondly, takes aim at Prime Minister David Cameron.

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Funny story: PM in projectile storm

PM in projectile storm

Prime Minister David Cameron projectile vomited on a group of ladies yesterday while doing an unscheduled walkabout around the houses of parliament. Keen to promote the new budget, Mr.Cameron exited his bicycle under the shadow of Big Ben and approac...

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Funny story: David Cameron Invites Charles Bronson To Join Coalition

David Cameron Invites Charles Bronson To Join Coalition

In what's probably the most surprising move so far in David Cameron's fledgling coalition government, the Conservative leader has extended an invitation to renowned criminal and long-term inmate at Her Majesty's Pleasure, Charles Bronson, to become a...

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Funny story: Cameron Predicts British Economy to Rise

Cameron Predicts British Economy to Rise

London - A beaming David Cameron was proud to announce today "The British economy is poised to rebound from it's current dip by a steady rise in the near future." Using a graph to prove his point Cameron explained "This graph shows a low spot that...

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Funny story: Cameron Urges US Wildlife To Do More To Help Itself in Gulf

Cameron Urges US Wildlife To Do More To Help Itself in Gulf

The UK Prime Minister David Cameron condemned the nanny state of America and called for an end to intrusive CCTV cameras showing BP's pipe appearing to leak oil. BP, like BA, has never ever been a British company in a British sense since Britain had...

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Funny story: Big Brother, Condemned Cameron, tests LibDem trio with a secret task

Big Brother, Condemned Cameron, tests LibDem trio with a secret task

The UK's favourite home for psychological wannabees and weirdos has opened it's doors for the 11th and last time. Yes, Big Brother is back for a summer of fun and frolics. Who will be the first housemate, I wonder, to mention the England v USA gam...

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Funny story: Cameron invites the Daleks to join the coalition

Cameron invites the Daleks to join the coalition

Prime Minister David Cameron has extended an invitation to the Daleks to join the UK's coalition government (but not the gay or Pakistani ones). Phoenix Joe asked Mr Cameron to explain what was behind this latest rather perplexing move. "Well Pho...

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Funny story: David Cameron invites Sir Terry Leahy to Join Coalition

David Cameron invites Sir Terry Leahy to Join Coalition

Our nice new PM has been reported to have invited Sir Terry Leahy the retiring CEO of Tesco to join the coalition government. "Let's face it Tesco has more money than the government - so we would be pretty stupid to not ask him for help" said Da...

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Funny story: BP Awarded UK Oil Slick Contract

BP Awarded UK Oil Slick Contract

Phoenix Joe has just been informed that BP has been awarded a lucrative contact by the UK coalition government following their "impressive efforts" to contain the small leak (caused by faulty American equipment and faulty American workers) in the Gul...

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Funny story: David Cameron to put UK on Ebay

David Cameron to put UK on Ebay

In a private conversation with Phoenix Joe at a House of Commons bar, Prime Minister David Cameron revealed that the economic plight of the UK is actually far worse than he had dared to think. Dave finished his large G&T, stared into the empty...

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Funny story: David Cameron has taken to 'self harming' - he has taken to 'cutting'

David Cameron has taken to 'self harming' - he has taken to 'cutting'

David Cameron is, at present, residing in a psychiatric unit in a very well know London Health Facility. He was sectioned after he was found on his bathroom floor, by his wife, with a razor in one hand and blood dripping from self-inflicted cuts on...

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Funny story: Cameron calls snap election

Cameron calls snap election

David Cameron has put his position as Prime Minister at risk by calling a snap general election for late July. His thinking is to capitalise on England's expected World Cup victory. Important in his calculations was 'getting rid of the wet blanket...

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Funny story: Cameron to ban 'boy bands'

Cameron to ban 'boy bands'

British PM, David 'very nice' Cameron has announced that the coalition government is to outlaw Boy Bands in the UK. The welcome news was announced at a press conference inside 10 Downing Street early today - Phoenix Joe, truth hound and man on the...

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Funny story: Cameron Honours Cornish Genius

Cameron Honours Cornish Genius

Tavistock - David Cameron made his first public appearance outside of London as prime minister here today to honour Tavistock's most famous son, Jonas Falmouth, a wheelwright who invented the paint-stirring stick in 1342. Cameron spoke at the dedica...

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