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Funny story: Michelle Obama Responds To The Rumors About Her Husband And Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Michelle Obama Responds To The Rumors About Her Husband And Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama was shopping at a local Walmart when she was approached by a reporter with National Focus Magazine. Durango Tucker asked the first lady about the rumors that she is very upset at her husband's flirting with Helle...

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Funny story: Obama not a US citizen!

Obama not a US citizen!

Barack Obama was born August 4th, 1961 in Honolulu, Hawaii. Or was he? Obama has feverishly defended that he was born in the United States, but has failed to produce a birth certificate. We have discovered why. After a long arduous search Obama's bir...

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Funny story: President Obama Asks Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Please Stop Texting Him So Much

President Obama Asks Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Please Stop Texting Him So Much

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and the prime minister of Denmark, Helle Thorning-Schmidt made headlines all over the world when they were photographed playing footsie at the Nelson Mandela Memorial Eulogy in Johannesburg, South Africa. The att...

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Funny story: President in Hawaii Surprised By Many Gifts From Target Sent to Family There

President in Hawaii Surprised By Many Gifts From Target Sent to Family There

"This is remarkable", stated Michelle Obama and her daughters agreed. "I guess the American people appreciate us after all." The First Lady was talking about all the great gifts, over 4000 at the last count, they have received from ordinary citize...

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Funny story: U S Government Policy Shifting to Bread and Circuses

U S Government Policy Shifting to Bread and Circuses

The desires of the American people are finally being heard in Washington.After feeding the American People to a huge monster we call Big Data, and after over a decade of sending the low-income and worthy overseas to be shot at; Congress and President...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Hurts His Back - Won't Be Back Until Next Year

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Hurts His Back - Won't Be Back Until Next Year

DALLAS - As if things could not get any bleaker for the Dallas Cowboys they suddenly have, with word that their field general Tony Romo is finished for the season. Tony hurt his back when he bent down to tie his shoelace. He told Coach Jason Garre...

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Funny story: Obama Girls Upset With Dad Over Denmark P.M.

Obama Girls Upset With Dad Over Denmark P.M.

It has become obvious that President Obama's daughters, Sasha and Malia, are taking their mother's side over the recent events at the Memorial for Mandela in Africa. According to those close enough to hear, the girls are pretty upset. "He told...

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Funny story: The Arizona Cardinals Upset The Seattle Seahawks 17-10

The Arizona Cardinals Upset The Seattle Seahawks 17-10

SEATTLE - The crowd at CenturyLink Field in Seattle was not a happy one as the final seconds tipped off and their Seattle Seahawks lost to the Arizona Cardinals 17-10. The Seahawks record now stands at 12-3, but as Seattle wide receiver Golden Tat...

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Funny story: Top Ten Things You Won't Hear from Obama

Top Ten Things You Won't Hear from Obama

This is a list of the things we would like to hear from our president, but will likely never. 1. Honestly, I did not realize how in the sh** we were until I swore in--and the first thing I noticed was that my wife's rack and upper arms were more famous than my record. I mean, how screwed up was THAT? 2. And speaking of rack and arms, my definition of rack and arms at the time I took offi...

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Funny story: Michelle Not Talking To The President

Michelle Not Talking To The President

Michelle Obama is not talking to the President or to us at the present. Just the same, we paid a little extra just to hear from some people who keep their eyes and pockets open at the nations capitol. "Mad? Is that woman mad? She's giving him l...

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Funny story: Obama May Be Going On Mount Rushmore!

Obama May Be Going On Mount Rushmore!

At a press conference this morning, President Obama announced that he is to be placed on Mount Rushmore. For one thing, this will create at least one thousand jobs and increase tourism in South Dakota. The White House Press Corps erupted in appla...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover That Saturn Is Not Really 4.5 Million Years Old As Everyone Had Believed

Scientists Discover That Saturn Is Not Really 4.5 Million Years Old As Everyone Had Believed

HOUSTON - One of the world's leading scientist Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser has just made an unbelievable discovery. Dr. Clexweiser has revealed that recent scientific studies show that the planet Saturn, which is listed as being 4.5 million years...

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Funny story: Nelson Mandela Memorial Attendance Cost Nation Over $M For President To Attend

Nelson Mandela Memorial Attendance Cost Nation Over $M For President To Attend

Although most people believe that President Obama should have gone to the Nelson Mandela Memorial, they had no idea that every time he goes overseas, even for a vacation, it costs taxpayers millions of dollars. Everyone is entitled to take vacatio...

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Funny story: With His Tousled Hair, Rand Paul Can't Get Elected President

With His Tousled Hair, Rand Paul Can't Get Elected President

For all his popularity with tea party conservatives and libertarians, Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky will never be able to establish enough trust with American voters to win the presidency, should he run, because of his tousled hair, psychologists and ca...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Banned From The White House

Miley Cyrus Banned From The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just issued an official White House message which states that pop singer Miley Cyrus will not be allowed on the White House property. Colfax informed the White House Press Corps that th...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Not Pregnant! President Disappointed!

Michelle Obama Not Pregnant! President Disappointed!

"I wish it were true", the President told ABC and other networks this morning "but it is not true, no matter how many tabloids you read." First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she is not pregnant according to a Source at the White House. "The stor...

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Funny story: President Obama Wants Megyn Kelly Investigated For UnAmerican Comments

President Obama Wants Megyn Kelly Investigated For UnAmerican Comments

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well it appears that the FOX News talking head, Megyn Kelly, AKA Blondie, may have stuck her size 9½ high heel in her pretty little mouth. Those comments came from Savannah Bamboo, a reporter with Political Salad Bar Magazine.

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