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Funny story: Pregnant with twins? Britney Spears and new Pakistani beau caught shopping for pregnancy testing kits! Is Al-Qaeda renting Brit's womb to make more militants? I want to have 12 warrior sons says 'suicidal' Brit.

Pregnant with twins? Britney Spears and new Pakistani beau caught shopping for pregnancy testing kits! Is Al-Qaeda renting Brit's womb to make more militants? I want to have 12 warrior sons says 'suicidal' Brit.

KAH-LEE-FOR-NEE-AH, 'UNTIED' STATES OF AMERICA:...

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Funny story: Japan declares war on USA

Japan declares war on USA

Tokyo (World Confuse Bureau) - Japan today broke the bilateral non-aggression pact signed with America and declared war on its Pacific neighbour. The state television Sonytosh reported, "On this 15th day of the 1st month of 2008 A.D. at 15:15 ho...

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Funny story: U.S. Conspiracy Prompts Britons to Sue

U.S. Conspiracy Prompts Britons to Sue

The entire population of the USA is being sued by a British couple over what their lawyer Malcolm Praktiss describes as "A blatant case of knowingly concealing factual facts and not telling true truths.".

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Funny story: Canada to USA: "We want you,eh"

Canada to USA: "We want you,eh"

OTTAWA, Canada - A Government White Paper has been leaked, outlining a draft for Canada to buy the United States. The plan contends that the strength of the loonie, the country's proven oil reserves, its unlimited natural resources and strong fis...

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Funny story: UK National Poll shows that most Brit's are not the slightest bit Interested in Britney Spears, Vanessa Hudgens, Ron Paul or the US Presidential Elections

UK National Poll shows that most Brit's are not the slightest bit Interested in Britney Spears, Vanessa Hudgens, Ron Paul or the US Presidential Elections

A Poll carried out across all of the UK proved that the majority of Brits could not give a stuff about American Celebs or the forthcoming US Presidential Elections.

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Funny story: American Lawyers

American Lawyers

The following questions by lawyers were taken from actual court documents in America:...

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Funny story: What, NO Ron Paul?

What, NO Ron Paul?

As a recent Spoofist I am fed up of all the rubbish thrown at us from 'Over the Pond'. Being a quiet backwater Nation, it is not fair to write stories on people we don't even know! Most of them are not even funny to read. Come on America - you can do better than that! I know you can. Putting various names to stories is a cheap point-c...

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Funny story: Lucky Man finds hay in needle-stack - now no need to become a Hooker

Lucky Man finds hay in needle-stack - now no need to become a Hooker

Canadian farmer, Billy Rudnik, was one lucky guy yesterday after he discovered a bale of hay in a stack of needles his wife kept stored in an outhouse.

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Funny story: British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'

British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'

A British Muslim has spoken of what he calls the 'Moslemisation' of one of the greatest countries on Earth, the USA, after he was stopped and made to remove his shoes at an a...

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Funny story: CNN announces, "We are looking Ms. America as News Reader".

CNN announces, "We are looking Ms. America as News Reader".

Mr. Turner here in Atlanta announced today "we are looking for a proposal to be prepared for Ms. America inviting her into a contract to join CNN as News Reader".

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Funny story: Preparations Begin For The Most Important Holiday Of The Year: American Thanksgiving

Preparations Begin For The Most Important Holiday Of The Year: American Thanksgiving

LONDON - The fourth Thursday of November is nearly upon us and with it comes the most important holiday of the year: American Thanksgiving.

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Funny story: Musharraf Quits Pakistan, Takes Over 7-11 Chain in US

Musharraf Quits Pakistan, Takes Over 7-11 Chain in US

Former ruler Musharraf has seized power over all 7-11s in the US, claiming Pakistanis are tired of just working in the stores, and should now also have the management of the company as well. "I thought of a hotel chain, but the Indians have that...

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Funny story: China to Move Manufacturing Plants to US

China to Move Manufacturing Plants to US

Tired of public outcry about lead paint on toys, poison in other products, China has announced it is fed up with the workers and greedy plant owners inside the borders, and will instead move manufacturing plants to the US, where environmental regulat...

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Funny story: The Luxury Pay Toilet Movement In America

The Luxury Pay Toilet Movement In America

Stacy Lombard was finishing up his afternoon paper route near the colored section of Little Rock Arkansas in May 1961 when he arrived home to his excited mother exhorting him to "hurry up and get in the house". And though only 13 years old, Stacy was about to embark on an adventure that few Arkansans, few anybodies for that matter, had experienced before. Stacy's great grandfather, E...

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Funny story: British Proclaim United States a Terrorist Organization. Give Washington Stern Warning about Possible Sanctions!

British Proclaim United States a Terrorist Organization. Give Washington Stern Warning about Possible Sanctions!

London - Today the rejuvenated Tory Party, lead by retired former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher have announced a two front attack. One will be to reclaim all former British Colonies and the other will be to overthrow the current British Parliament...

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Funny story: Campaign Replaces Statue of Liberty with Disrobing Ron Paul Girl

Campaign Replaces Statue of Liberty with Disrobing Ron Paul Girl

05 Nov 07, CLUTE, TX, USNA-- At midnight Eastern Standard Time, Ron Paul's campaign unveiled its November fundraising widget, which replaces last month's graphic of Miss Liberty with new footage of Miss Liv, the "Ron Paul girl". Ins...

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Funny story: Jesuits to install glory holes in confessionals; not exactly "dick in the box"

Jesuits to install glory holes in confessionals; not exactly "dick in the box"

Jesuit leaders responsible for over 350 North America archdioceses announced today that they were taking steps to make it easier for priests to reach out to their parishioners by installing glory holes in their congregation's confessionals.

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