WASHINGTON -- President George Bush today announced he had signed the McCarthy Patriot Act to honor whom he terms "a true American hero."...
WASHINGTON - Doctors attending Attorney General John Ashcroft found a troublesome fact after they ordered surgical removal of the Cabinet officer's heart to prevent a recurrence of bile buildup.
Supreme Court Justice David Souter was attacked while jogging in Washington DC, but not seriously injured. A group of men accosted the Justice, who is considered to be, along with Ruth Bader Ginsberg among the more liberal of the Supreme Judiciary. O...
Washington, D.C. - Colin Powell, in an interview set up by the Secretary of State to refute allegations in Bob Woodward's latest book "Plan of Attack," stated that United States foreign policy is far more complex than given credit for and is in fac...
Washington, DC Ted Koppel has decided, because Nightline isn't boring enough, that he would read Ernest Hemingway's For Whom...
WASHINGTON -- Federal authorities say they have finally infiltrated the dark underworld of spam, filing the first criminal charges under the government's new "can spam" legislation.
Washington - According to sources speaking to The Spoof on condition of anonymity, President Bush is totally freaked out.
Washington -- In an early afternoon press conference, President Bush defended his administration's stance on education cuts, citing executive duty to curtail "all that fancy book learnin'."...
(WASHINGTON, D.C.) Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry today announced his selection of U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan as his running mate. Annan, 66, has occupied the U.N. post since June of 2001.
Washington - President Bush unveiled a new plan today for bringing stability to Iraq. The plan, which the President has named "Operation Kill Everybody", would call for an additional 9 million troops, several million tons of napalm, and a number of...
Washington-A new threat to the solidarity of the Bush inner-circle arose this morning in a closed-door foreign policy meeting. This new hazard is said to have polarized the room entirely and might have short-term lingering effects. At some point dur...
Organizers of The March for Women's Rights estimate that Sundays pro abortion rally in Washington drew a crowd of at least one million people, possibly more. In a statement issued from in hiding at Camp David, President Bush called on the nation to "...
WASHINGTON - College science lectures are too boring and need to be replaced with fun stuff where students can be lulled into believing that people working with dangerous chemicals and radioactive materials don't actually need to know any theory befo...
Providing few other details concerning the matter, President George W. Bush announced that, once Osama Bin Laden is finally captured, the President along with Vice President Dick Cheney, UK Prime Minister Tony Blair and others within the US led coali...
Washington, D.C. - C.I.A. Director George Tenet told the commission investigating the Sept. 11, 2001 terror attacks that it will take 5 years for the Office of Homeland Security to put every person in America under surveillance.
Washington, DC -- President Bush announced at a press conference last night, that he supports Sharon Osborne's desire to withdraw from the...
WASHINGTON - At a campaign stop at Georgetown University, President Bush outlined his specific plans on foreign policy with the Third World.
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