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Funny story: Environmentally friendly ballots will disappear within four days of use

Environmentally friendly ballots will disappear within four days of use

Researchers at the Iowa University of Science and Corn are working to develop environmentally friendly ballots, which can literally disappear within four days of use, and expect them to be available in time for the November presidential elections.

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Funny story: April 20, USA goes to pot

April 20, USA goes to pot

What an incredible 5-fold cornucopia of blessings descended upon the United States of America this propitious day. Pope Benedict XVI continues a historic visit & offers mass at Yankee Stadium. The Dalai Lama XIV arrived a few days ago and toured se...

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Funny story: Kebab Wars On Britain's Streets

Kebab Wars On Britain's Streets

Ruthless Kebab Shop owner Stavros Hovapopathapoulis recruited delivery drivers from Rally and Racing tracks to get the edge over all the other shops on his patch.

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Funny story: Doctors' strike forces woman to deliver in taxi

Doctors' strike forces woman to deliver in taxi

The on-going doctors' strike in Maharashtra forced a woman to deliver in a cab late Saturday evening.

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Funny story: If You Wanted To Take A Pic Of Radders Nude - Think Again!

If You Wanted To Take A Pic Of Radders Nude - Think Again!

Americans flocking to see boy wizard Daniel Radcliffe disrobed in his play Equus on Broadway, you have been warned that there is no way in a million years that you will be able to take a picture of him naked. That is right, special procautions have b...

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Funny story: Archaeologists uncover remains of Camelot

Archaeologists uncover remains of Camelot

A team of unbiased UK archaeologists has uncovered what seem to be the remains of a medieval castle they believe was once known as 'Camelot'.

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Funny story: Danny Boy Radder's Hunt For The Girl That Stole His Heart

Danny Boy Radder's Hunt For The Girl That Stole His Heart

It is almost good enough for a Hollywood script. Famous rich boy sees not-so-famous girl across a room, their eyes lock but circumstance sees girl whisked away.

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Funny story: Turtles are excellent indicators of the effects of financial climate change

Turtles are excellent indicators of the effects of financial climate change

The fact that marine turtles are emerging healthy and buying stock is an excellent indicator of how the effects of the credit and subprime mortgage crises might ultimately effect people, especially those living in the coastline tourist and travel des...

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Funny story: "Straight" Men Protest Prostate Progress

"Straight" Men Protest Prostate Progress

A San Francisco court is today expecting to hear opening arguments in a class action against numerous medical companies to ban the new blood and urine tests developed to detect prostate cancer.

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Funny story: Y2K a Hoax

Y2K a Hoax

European Union (EU) prosecutors investigating Microsoft's compliance with a 2004 anti-trust judgement have stumbled upon documents indicating the Y2K threat was an elaborate hoax.

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Funny story: Liverpool Man Attacked By Plastic Bags

Liverpool Man Attacked By Plastic Bags

A man in Liverpool is recovering in hospital this morning, after suffering what is thought to be Great Britain's first recorded incidence of a sustained and unprovoked attack by plastic b...

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Funny story: Beckham to Outsource Footballing Services

Beckham to Outsource Footballing Services

Due to ever increasing off-field demands such as shopping, personal grooming and generally looking pretty for personal endorsement appearances, occasional footballer David Beckham has decided to outsource his football services.

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Funny story: Bank to panhandle for cash

Bank to panhandle for cash

Britain's second largest bank, Royal Thistle Bank of Scotland, is to ask passerby for about £10bn of extra cash to improve its financial position and meet its quarterly shortfall.

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Funny story: First Victim in Midwest Earthquake

First Victim in Midwest Earthquake

The 5.2 Midwest earthquake that struck in the wee hours of Friday morning claimed its first victim when 96-year-old Maude Frickert-Smith of Paducah, KY died from an epidural hematoma.

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Funny story: Bush Adopts Texting

Bush Adopts Texting

The White House will support a new standard for abbreviations to fit with modern text messaging. President George W. Bush reminisced about his experiences with acronyms in his youth while talking with journalists on Thursday.

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Funny story: McCain: Ron Paul For Fed Chair

McCain: Ron Paul For Fed Chair

GOP presidential candidate John McCain said today that he thinks Ron Paul would make a good chairman of the Federal Reserve. McCain was speaking to a group of young Republicans in Texas Friday when he was asked about a role for Paul in a McCain admin...

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Funny story: Emma Watson Forcefully Denies Claims That She And Dan Radcliffe Are An Item

Emma Watson Forcefully Denies Claims That She And Dan Radcliffe Are An Item

Popular actress Emma Watson, who plays Harry Potter's sidekick, Hermione Granger, in the film franchise is sick to death of fans asking if she and Daniel Radcliffe are dating/having sex/getting married/starting a family. So much so that today she...

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