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Funny story: England Cricket Team Will Try To End Indian Tests Quickly

England Cricket Team Will Try To End Indian Tests Quickly

The England cricket team will honour its agreement to play the two-Test series in India, but players have said they hope the matches will be over as soon as is humanly possible. It's thought that this will entail England allowing themselves to be...

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Funny story: Bush Admits Error: Tourism, Not Terrorism

Bush Admits Error: Tourism, Not Terrorism

President George W. Bush acknowledged today that he made a critical error in late 2001. He had been planning an effort to crack down on tourists. In the frenzy following the 9/11 attacks, he was announcing the plan but misspoke, saying terrorism inst...

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Funny story: BA To Merge With Qatada

BA To Merge With Qatada

British Airlines, the world's least favourite airline, is exploring the possibility of a merger with the Arab terrorist, Abu 'Curfew' Qatada, TheSpoof.com misunderstands. BA, who had earlier rejected an approach for a similar arrangement from Anti...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda 'Mothman' Prophecies and the Official State Opening of the Can of Worms

Al Qaeda 'Mothman' Prophecies and the Official State Opening of the Can of Worms

London - (9/11 Mess): Osama bin Laden's right hand-job man, Omar Mahmoud Othman, - also known by aliases as 'Omar the Mothman' and Abu Qatada, has been caught in a plot to nuke the Palace of Westmonster on Wednesday's Official State Opening of Parlia...

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Funny story: Deccan Mujahadeen Solve Mumbai Traffic Problems

Deccan Mujahadeen Solve Mumbai Traffic Problems

The terrorist atrocities perpetrated by the Islamic Fundamentalist group, Deccan Mujahadeen, in Mumbai this week were the worst India has seen in recent times, but the authorities say that, the city's traffic problems have been miraculously solved.

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Funny story: Mumbai Terrorist Plotter: "We Just Wanted A Hamburger!"

Mumbai Terrorist Plotter: "We Just Wanted A Hamburger!"

INDIA - After a 3-day standoff with a tactical terrorist group that left hundreds dead, Military officials discovered a man hiding in the basement of the Taj Mahal Hotel. Abnach Dulaur-Huladen was hiding in a boiler room of the massive structuce when...

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Funny story: World Leaders Unite Against Root Cause of Terror

World Leaders Unite Against Root Cause of Terror

Testosterone, Italy - At a hastily arranged global summit in the wake of mounting terrorist activities, world leaders today announced a unified plan of action to combat the root cause of terrorism. Barack Obama, the American President-elect, s...

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Funny story: Terrorist Big Brother Sure To Be 'Big Hit'

Terrorist Big Brother Sure To Be 'Big Hit'

After declining viewing figures of the big brother franchise, and with the spin off fiction mini series called 'Dead Set' where the occupant's house is taken over by zombies, series planners have brain stormed a new format for the next series. Due to...

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Funny story: UK Islamic Militant Snuffed in Pakistan

UK Islamic Militant Snuffed in Pakistan

A fugitive British militant linked to an alleged UK plot to use liquid explosives for blowing up transatlantic airliners has been killed in Pakistan, according to an International Herald Shitraker report. Pakistani authorities believe Rashid Rauf,...

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Funny story: Suicide Virgins not what they seem

Suicide Virgins not what they seem

In Israel today Ahmed Al Mahed was resuscitated after a suicide bomb attack in Jerusalem and questioned by police. He had some dramatic news for other would-be suicide bombers. After the bombing, Al Mahed was clinically dead for ten minutes before...

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Funny story: Dictionaries to redefine the word 'terrorist'

Dictionaries to redefine the word 'terrorist'

The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) & Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary jointly announced today that the word 'terrorist' and its derivative 'terrorism' would be redefined to make it more narrower in its scope in view of general public sentiment...

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Funny story: Bang! and the dirt is gone, along with the infidels!

Bang! and the dirt is gone, along with the infidels!

An anonymous source, who cannot be named, has revealed to our anonymous contact, who cannot be named, at the Daily Fascist, that good ol' Bazza Scott, the loud, obnoxious spokesperson for potentially environment damaging cleaning agent 'Cilla Bang' i...

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Funny story: Terrorist Organisation Splinters

Terrorist Organisation Splinters

Information is emerging from Interpol that the terrorist threat in Europe is increasing as Al Qaeda has fractured, with splinter organisations appearing. The reason for the split is due to an apparent argument over the spelling of Al Qaeda. The or...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Plot Foiled

Al Qaeda Plot Foiled

An Al Qaeda Terrorist plot has been foiled by the humble British Rail Transport platform attendant, claimed the British Rail Transport Authority (RTA). Earlier this year it was made illegal to stand on a platform and look shifty, which the RTA cla...

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Funny story: Robbie Savage Denies Terrorism Link

Robbie Savage Denies Terrorism Link

Robbie Savage, the Derby County veteran, has spoken out to defend himself after it was alleged that the Welshman is a terrorist. Savage has been under police surveillance since officers from the Derbyshire Police Force received a tip-off from a po...

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Funny story: Terrorist found lurking under Capitol

Terrorist found lurking under Capitol

In sensational news, authorities have arrested a foreign national who was in possession of numerous sticks of gelignite acting suspiciously in the basement of the Capitol building in Washington. The arrest occurred just as Barack Obama was claimi...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Ladin Gator Aid Convicted at Gitmo

Osama Bin Ladin Gator Aid Convicted at Gitmo

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba (IPP) - Osama Bin Ladin's bottle of gator aid was convicted on all counts today of aiding and abetting terrorism. It is reported that the bottle is no ordinary run-of-the-mill bottle and it is perfectly or almost perfectly cap...

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