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Funny story: Einstein's Theory Disproven

Einstein's Theory Disproven

Scientists at the NASA Space Centre For Calculations And That today revealed that Einstein's Theory Of Relativity has, in fact, no basis in reality, and that the 'Theory' was conceived by no less than the World-Renowned Crystallographist...

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Funny story: Martians Forge Ahead with Nuclear Cold Fusion

Martians Forge Ahead with Nuclear Cold Fusion

Martians have formally complained to the United Nations Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty Conference regarding the noise levels they are having to endure whilst the European Space Agency (ESA) has been drilling for oil and water on the surface of their...

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Funny story: Chinese Dragons Escape from Shenzhou VI and Attack the International Space Station Eating Astronauts

Chinese Dragons Escape from Shenzhou VI and Attack the International Space Station Eating Astronauts

The larger Shenzhou VI was equipped with a secondary orbital module expected to be used to understand more about the endurance of Chinese dragons in space but in a freak accident involving flatulence, the secondary orbital module broke up allowing th...

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Funny story: Bush Nominates Big Bird to Head NASA

Bush Nominates Big Bird to Head NASA

Big Bird, also know as Caroll Spinney, was nominated to be head of the U.S. space agency on Friday by President Bush.

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Funny story: Congress Introduces Federal Office Space Rental Program

Congress Introduces Federal Office Space Rental Program

CAPITOL HILL-Location, location, location are the three most important words in real estate. And members of Congress have come up with an innovative way to use those three words to increase their income without actually giving themselves an of...

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Funny story: Space Kiddies Beware! Michael Jackson Has Designs on YOU!

Space Kiddies Beware! Michael Jackson Has Designs on YOU!

NEVERLAND-Recently acquitted of child molestation charges, pop icon and maximum weirdo Michael Jackson has set his sexual sights on outer space, hoping to lure alien kiddies to his ‘just for fun' den of iniquity, i.e. his space age ‘sleepover stopove...

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Funny story: NASA delays next launch to April, 2586

NASA delays next launch to April, 2586

(HOUSTON) -- NASA, convinced that they can eventually resolve the Space Shuttle's "foam" problem officially announced the next launch date of their totally redesigned space vehicle. NASA administrator Michael Griffin assured reporters t...

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Funny story: British Airways pilot flippantly tells passengers they'll probably die

British Airways pilot flippantly tells passengers they'll probably die

London. England. A BA pilot was at the centre of yet another scandal yesterday after his terrifying message to the passengers was recorded and leaked to the press. The scandal comes in the wake of two plane crashes in the space of three days - o...

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Funny story: Mission Control: Shuttle Repairs Likely to Go Over Written Estimate

Mission Control: Shuttle Repairs Likely to Go Over Written Estimate

SPACE CENTER, Houston - Discovery astronaut and mobile mechanic Stephen Robinson disappointed Mission Control last week by announcing that the damage to the ship's thermal tile belly was more extensive than first thought and immediately re...

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Funny story: Paramount Unveils Ideas for the Newest Star Trek Series

Paramount Unveils Ideas for the Newest Star Trek Series

The creative department at Paramount studios is desperate for a new series set in the Star Trek universe. Programming executive Rob Swordfish said Monday "Since the 80's, we have had The Next Generation, Deep Space 9, Voyager, and Enterprise on the...

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Funny story: Houston, No Problem

Houston, No Problem

That was some flying. Two week road trip, 219 laps around the planet, six passengers in the back seat, drop off 15 tons of supplies at the International Space Station, three space walks, patch a flat, clean the windshield, check the water and oil, an...

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Funny story: Shuttle crew Mutinies, headed for Mars

Shuttle crew Mutinies, headed for Mars

HOUSTON -- Mission Control guidance computers are attempting to regain control of space shuttle Discovery after the shuttle's commander ignited on-board boosters, broke earth orbit and radioed Mission Control that they were .. "Head'n...

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Funny story: Gremlins Plague Space Shuttle Discovery

Gremlins Plague Space Shuttle Discovery

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. -- NASA has once again delayed its long-awaited launch of the space shuttle Discovery until at least next week, now stating that Gremlins are causing the problems. The space agency is no closer to finding the Gremlins which recen...

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Funny story: Jets Are Lost For Space

Jets Are Lost For Space

New York Jets Now Homeless, Are Worried About Their Future!!...

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Funny story: International Space Station Downgraded to Junk Status

International Space Station Downgraded to Junk Status

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (AP) The space shuttle Discovery reluctantly returned to the launch pad for its first mission since the Columbia disaster, shooting for a July 13 lift-off date. But in an ominous foreshadowing, the journey from the assembly bu...

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Funny story: Voyager spacecraft could be on verge of mission's end

Voyager spacecraft could be on verge of mission's end

HOUSTON, Texas - The Voyager 1 spacecraft is on the verge of entering interstellar space, or as space officials call it, "Way, way, way out there land."...

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Funny story: Suppository Explodes!

Suppository Explodes!

Breaking news out of Cape Canaveral today as Space Shuttle Suppository blew up while sitting on the run way this afternoon.

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