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Funny story: Desperate Housewife Driven Into Sexual Frenzy By Burglar

Desperate Housewife Driven Into Sexual Frenzy By Burglar

A UK housewife, described by neighbours as being 'sexually frustrated' today related how she was driven into a sexual frenzy of wanton perverted lust when she was 'taken every which way and then some' by a well endowed burglar. In broad daylight.

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Funny story: Most British Women Would Pick Body Lice Before Sex According To New Survey

Most British Women Would Pick Body Lice Before Sex According To New Survey

According to a newly published survey by the Billingsgate Institute, most British women would pick body lice before sex. Although limited to women between the age of 15 to 45 polled after returning from Holiday from Italy, Spain and Greece, 76% of t...

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Funny story: The Pope is diagnosed with a sexual disorder

The Pope is diagnosed with a sexual disorder

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican insist that the Pope's commitment to truth are nothing more than "revolutionary," but others think Pope Benito Santos is nothing more than a lunatic. Just a year after he said he was a certified virgin, he confessed at...

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Funny story: Tucker Max "Assholes Finish First" Review

Tucker Max "Assholes Finish First" Review

Tucker Max, author of "Assholes Finish First," likes to write about his sexual conquest like he is the only man getting laid in America, or that he is a real genius because he discovered that people can't get enough of morons who like to drink and score lots of meaningless sex. The book does highlight the faults of narcissism in a way that might make Freud blush, because Tucker Max likes to sha...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Threatens Suit over Pix of his 2 1/2" Winkie!

Charlie Sheen Threatens Suit over Pix of his 2 1/2" Winkie!

Embattled star of TV's popular sitcom, "Two & a Half Men", Charlie Sheen, says he's been forced to sue after his hired date threatened to reveal pictures of his Teeny Weenie taken over dessert in his hotel suite. An attorney for Sheen says t...

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Funny story: More Sucksex Stories Wanted

More Sucksex Stories Wanted

Canadian Industry secretary, Tony Climbon, made a Freudian slip in an announcement to the nation. 'I want more sucksex stories' he said, then 'I mean sex stories' then 'I mean success stories.' Psychologist Dr Florence Rimmer explained this sl...

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Funny story: Vatican Possibly Changes Stance On Condom Use For People Doing Sex

Vatican Possibly Changes Stance On Condom Use For People Doing Sex

Pope Benedict XVI, Captain of all the Catholics, has sensationally revealed that the churches stance on condom use may finally be updated. Until now condoms have been viewed as the Devils sheath. A tool of the gay and promiscuous, morally unaccept...

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Funny story: Pope condones condoms for sex if removed before ejaculation

Pope condones condoms for sex if removed before ejaculation

Pope Benedict XVI has said the use of condoms during sex is acceptable if they are removed prior to male ejaculation, according to new book 'The Teet.' In a series of interviews given to a German journalist he said condoms were more versatile than...

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Funny story: Pope Reverses Stiff Stance on Condoms After Report Reveals Pleasure is Not Reduced Thanx to New Miracle Latex!

Pope Reverses Stiff Stance on Condoms After Report Reveals Pleasure is Not Reduced Thanx to New Miracle Latex!

After thousands of years of the Catholic Church preaching abstinence, Pope Benedict XVI has shocked the lay world by coming out in favour of the new, thin ribbed, ultra-sensitive, pre-lubed, and Church Blessed "Heavenly Daz" party condoms! A spo...

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Funny story: Pope lifts ban on condoms

Pope lifts ban on condoms

Pope Benedict, in his wisdom, has lifted the Catholic Church's ban on condoms. Many Catholics praise his wisdom. Many 'lapsed Catholics' are rushing back to their churches in droves. Many non-Catholics, even atheists, are converting to Catholicism...

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Funny story: 'Protracted' Spanish political orgasm video upsets politicians

'Protracted' Spanish political orgasm video upsets politicians

Spanish politicians have criticized a video by the Young Socialists in Catalonia in which a woman simulates a 'protracted' orgasm while casting her vote. Politicians from all the major parties in the country have attacked the video campaign saying...

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Funny story: Anal Sex - in Space?!

Anal Sex - in Space?!

An amateur astronomer, Jim Plug, has discovered the youngest ever black hole in space. Those interested in anal sex will be excited to learn that the black hole will help us understand how stars explode. Plug let the cat out of the bag after ex...

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Funny story: Soiled Panties Sex Scam Operation Busted

Soiled Panties Sex Scam Operation Busted

The police were reportedly jubilant today after successfully busting a sex scam operation based in an industrial unit in Acton. Officers - many in full riot gear - burst into the industrial unit at 09:28 this morning and immediately put a stop to...

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Funny story: Shock results in new sex survey

Shock results in new sex survey

A shocking new survey has lifted the lid on the sex lives of Brits. After decades of the world thinking that Brits would rather have a cup of Earl Grey than have sex, it now seems we are a race of sexual opportunists with the morals of a politician.

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Funny story: Fishy odor traced to Salmonella G

Fishy odor traced to Salmonella G

The Kabul College of Medicine has just released an incredibly important discovery that may change the way that people view sex all over the world. Dr. Hakeem Keesterami authored the paper that exposes female personal hygiene habits as being the ma...

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Funny story: Unhappy Kids Turn To Sex And Alcohol

Unhappy Kids Turn To Sex And Alcohol

A new study among 11 to 14 year olds has found that unhappiness at school can lead to an increase in sexual activity and a heavy dependence on alcohol. The survey discovered that 96% of children who described school as 'moderately tedious' went on...

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Funny story: PM Wortham, Private Dick

PM Wortham, Private Dick

It was nine P.M. on a dark and stormy Wednesday night. I remembered that because it was raining at night, in the middle of the week. I had just polished off a long neck when there came a knock on my door, or maybe there were three. It took a minute for me to wipe myself off and put the long neck back in my pants. I had lost count of the knocks. She stood in the open doorway with a couple...

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