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Funny story: Putin stages fishy naval warfare exercises at Praia Da Luz

Putin stages fishy naval warfare exercises at Praia Da Luz

Praia Da Iluzion - (A Fine Mess): President Putin has ordered Russia's massive nuclear naval fleet to start emergency exercises off the Portuguese coast right on Praia Da Iluzion's doorstep.

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Funny story: Plutonium 210 row: Russians detain Neil Kinnock's son

Plutonium 210 row: Russians detain Neil Kinnock's son

Bloodyvostock - (Suspicious Mess): The Russian security service has arrested ex-UK Labour Leader Neil Kinnock's son Boris Vladimirovich Khruschev-Kinnock.

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Funny story: Yet another Russian coke sub sinks off Colombia

Yet another Russian coke sub sinks off Colombia

Bogota - (AssoCIAted Mess): Russian Secret Service cocaine smugglers scuttled yet another of their Bloodyvostock-engineered Barrakuda-class submarines off Colombia's Pacific coast today blaming uneven freight distribution that caused the...

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Funny story: UK's 1,000 ex-KGB Spooks to Spend Russian Orthodox Xmas in Slammer Say Cops

UK's 1,000 ex-KGB Spooks to Spend Russian Orthodox Xmas in Slammer Say Cops

London - (Bad Add Mess): Up to 1,000 of the UK's ex-KGB spooks 'who simply melted into the UK's New Labour Party' will spend their Russian Orthodox Xmas in the slammer according to the Met's top brass this weekend.

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Funny story: Newsreader admits making up the news

Newsreader admits making up the news

Hugely popular Russian televison newscaster, Yelena Mankchekova, has admitted that she has been making up news stories and using them in her nightly broadcasts which attract a viewership of almost 60 million of the c...

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Funny story: 9/11 was Putin revenge for Kursk fiasco says Interpol

9/11 was Putin revenge for Kursk fiasco says Interpol

Interpol HQ - (Conspiracy Mess): The head of Interpol's Foreign & Disorganised Crime division has told reporters today that all the unpublished evidence points to Russia's Vladimir Sputum being behind the 9/11 atrocity.

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Funny story: Mail Order Bride lost in Post

Mail Order Bride lost in Post

There were embarrassed faces amongst postal workers in Delaware this week when it emerged that they had "misplaced" a mail order bride ordered by local businessman Jerry Crotch.

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Funny story: Russia is Angry with USA

Russia is Angry with USA

Moscow, Russia - Russia is at angry at the USA and the USA is angry with Iraq and Iran. Iran is mad at Israel and Israel is unhappy with Syria.

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Funny story: Sputnik dog to be recovered

Sputnik dog to be recovered

On October 23, NASA plans to launch yet another shuttle mission into space. News leaked by insiders today reports of them attempting to retrieve the dead dog from Russia's 1957 Sputnik-2 experiment into space travel.

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Funny story: Russian mother gives birth to 15-stone baby which looks like Jade Goody

Russian mother gives birth to 15-stone baby which looks like Jade Goody

A mother in Siberia has given birth to a whopping baby girl who rocked the scales at just under 15 stone. To make matters worse, the baby looks just like shamed Celebrity Big Brother bully Jade Goody.

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Funny story: NATO having a right laugh at Russian Arctic claims

NATO having a right laugh at Russian Arctic claims

NATO HQ, Brussels - (Ass Mess): NATO military intelligence dismissed Russian claims to the Arctic seabed as risible hogwash today amid reports that an increasingly rabid Vladimir Sputum was determined to start drilling the area for oil.

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Funny story: Another Russian cocaine submarine seized

Another Russian cocaine submarine seized

Plettenberg, South Africa - (Pretoria Prattler): UK Royal Navy patrols have seized yet another Russian submarine carrying a vast cargo of cocaine following reports of a foreign submersible "acting erratically" before going belly-up in the b...

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Funny story: Russian Art Collection Eaten

Russian Art Collection Eaten

In order to keep the fabulous art collection of the late cellist Mstislav Rostropovich in Russia, Russian billionaire Alisher Usmanov, a mining and metals magnate and Rickmansworth Football Club investor, has eaten every single item of the collection...

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Funny story: Braindamaged Pagans encourage Valdimir Putin to shelve boogie-woogie ban

Braindamaged Pagans encourage Valdimir Putin to shelve boogie-woogie ban

Liza Lotte , the founder and patron of the Brain-dead Pagans Association, has called on peace-loving Russian premier Vladimir Putin to end his country's ban on boogie-woogie music.

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Funny story: Russia successfully tests giant fuel-air bomb; its new Heterosexual Bomb to counter the U.S. Gay Bomb

Russia successfully tests giant fuel-air bomb; its new Heterosexual Bomb to counter the U.S. Gay Bomb

Moscow, Russia - From Russia with Straight Love? After the rumored U.S. air force development of a hormone based Gay Bomb that would make enemy soldiers more interested in getting to "know" each other in the Biblical sense of the word rathe...

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Funny story: NATO steps up monitoring of Russian coke subs

NATO steps up monitoring of Russian coke subs

Mexico - (Ass Mess): NATO vessels have stepped up surveillance operations on Russian submarines following this week's seizure of five tons of cocaine aboard a Bloodyvostock-registered sub that ran aground off Guatemalan waters following Hurricane...

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Funny story: Russian Submarine Carrying 5 Tons of Coke Seized off Guatemala

Russian Submarine Carrying 5 Tons of Coke Seized off Guatemala

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): The latest victim of Hurricane Dean appears to be a Russian Navy sub carrying five tons of cocaine which became beached off the Guatemalan coast after violent tidal activity forced it off course.

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