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Funny story: Republicant Right Wing Tricks McCain into Appointing Fundie Next President!

Republicant Right Wing Tricks McCain into Appointing Fundie Next President!

Republicant actuarial experts recommended to the VP vetters that their choice had a 90% chance of being one of the few VP's to take the Presidential oath of office in close proximity to a dead US Commander in chief. With that golden Chicken nugg...

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Funny story: Republicants Plead to the Fringe: "You're our only Hope... Dirty Old Man Baby!"

Republicants Plead to the Fringe: "You're our only Hope... Dirty Old Man Baby!"

As the Fringe rips from Heroes, so too the Republicants have plagiarized Democrat child messiah Obama and the great white female hope Hillary. Republicant campaign commercials have played on popular TV with slogans like: "Save the runner-up beauty qu...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Is Actually Spoof Writer Gnarly Erik

Sarah Palin Is Actually Spoof Writer Gnarly Erik

Republican nobody Sarah Palin isn't really a nobody at all, it has been revealed. For Sarah is, in real life, none other than the revered former writer from TheSpoof.com, Gnarly Erik! 'Erik', who wrote some 9081 stories for TheSpoof.com, before he...

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Funny story: Scientific Studies Show that Abandoning Your First Wife If She is in a Wheel Chair Increases your Chances of Becoming a Republicant Presidential Candidate!

Scientific Studies Show that Abandoning Your First Wife If She is in a Wheel Chair Increases your Chances of Becoming a Republicant Presidential Candidate!

Statistics seem to prove that when a person walks out on his first wife because she is in a wheel chair, that POW is more likely to become a Republicant superstar. At first glance, one might think that because Republicant Papa Bush could pass the...

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Funny story: History Channel Bids on RNC vs Christian Broadcasting Channel!

History Channel Bids on RNC vs Christian Broadcasting Channel!

A bidding war broke out over the Republican National Convention video footage between the live in the past History Channel and the look to the heavens Christian broadcasting Network. History Channel rep Neander Thralled said that the McCain Conve...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Fertility Scares Republicans

Sarah Palin's Fertility Scares Republicans

Washington - Republicans are worried that super fertile Sarah Palin may become pregnant again at the drop-of-a-hat while on the campaign trail. Body guards have been appointed to keep virile men at bay, at least six feet away, and guard against erran...

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Funny story: DNC and RNC Lairs for Liars!

DNC and RNC Lairs for Liars!

Analysts have begun scrutinizing the speechifying at both the Demo and Repub Conventions and both parties paraded a pack of Pinocchios. Biden told the world that Obama would save American families big money on healthcare...he forgot to tell the f...

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Funny story: Henry Kissinger Bids For Sarah Palin Nude Photos

Henry Kissinger Bids For Sarah Palin Nude Photos

Former US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger has admitted that he has tried to buy photos over the internet that show the Republican party's Sarah Palin in her birthday suit. Kissinger was speaking to the BBC's Emily Maitlis at the Republican conv...

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Funny story: McCain accidentally repeats Obama's acceptance speech, no one notices

McCain accidentally repeats Obama's acceptance speech, no one notices

In the balloon-filled finale of the 2008 Republican Convention, presidential candidate McCain delivered a mildly stirring acceptance speech to a mostly white, well-heeled audience while using Obama's notes and repeating many of Obama's promises, thou...

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Funny story: Loose Cannon McCain Loses Elite Republican Support Hinting: There's a Change-a-Comin'

Loose Cannon McCain Loses Elite Republican Support Hinting: There's a Change-a-Comin'

In a tit-for-tat reaction to (Re)publican presidential hopeful John McCain's blatant attempt to win over former Hillary Clinton supporters, thousands of elite party supporters are suddenly backing white-knuckled conservative Pagan Catholic Edward All...

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Funny story: RNC Slogan, Desperation First! Welcome to Sodom and Gomorrah!

RNC Slogan, Desperation First! Welcome to Sodom and Gomorrah!

The Republican National Convention put its most desperate foot forward into its mouth in the Twin Cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. For a Christian conservative based party, there were more wife abandoners on board than a booze cruise around Sin City, Ma...

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Funny story: One Black couple at RNC Collapse from Media Fatigue!

One Black couple at RNC Collapse from Media Fatigue!

A new ailment in a world of pain has reared its ugly face in the twin cities of St Paul and, er, the other one. The unlikely victims of the latest scourge of humanity is being called "Media fatigue" or MF. The victims diagnosed with the disease w...

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Funny story: Palin Children Trigger and Bullet Create Happy Trails for RNC Cult Members!

Palin Children Trigger and Bullet Create Happy Trails for RNC Cult Members!

More Republican delegates in the Twin cities RNC remembered Roy Rogers and Dale Evans as the greatest American first couple than knew the name of the last Republican in the White House. That is probably the reason why the seriously white and seni...

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Funny story: Guliani warns RNC Against "European Ideas" like Rousseau's Individualism and Montesquieu's Democracy!!

Guliani warns RNC Against "European Ideas" like Rousseau's Individualism and Montesquieu's Democracy!!

Rudy Giuliani who seems to have temporarily retired from his role as PR man for 9-11 after raking in millions has recently turned to the Real estate business where he is busy selling America to strong dollar countries first! But just for one nigh...

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Funny story: More than 4,000 US Soldiers Drop Dead without a Standing Ovation

More than 4,000 US Soldiers Drop Dead without a Standing Ovation

Millions of Americans wonder why one deceased US soldier received a 5 minute standing ovation at the RNC while thousands have died silent and invisible. "Somehow the idea that it is who you know is not an adequate explanation for this anomaly," I...

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Funny story: Iraqi War Dead Suddenly Able to be Seen at RNC!

Iraqi War Dead Suddenly Able to be Seen at RNC!

Spoofster Pointer has written about the strange inability to photograph Iraqi War dead. Even more bizarre is the development at their Republican national Convention where US war dead coffins suddenly became visible. All attempts at the depictio...

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Funny story: Jerry Lewis Telethon Allowed to Spill Over to RNC!

Jerry Lewis Telethon Allowed to Spill Over to RNC!

The multiple sob stories that demean Persons with Cerebral Palsy by Jerry Lewis' interminable Belabored Weekend Telethon has been allowed this year to spill over into the Republican National Convention. Hurricane Gustav and the impending doom of N...

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