In a move that has shaken the US political system, President Barack Obama has announced this morning that he has become a Republican. In a press conference this morning, the President described the reasoning for his shock decision. "I always prom...
Washington, D.C. - President Barack Obama celebrated his one hundred days in office today by throwing a Kool-Aid party in the White House Rose garden for the remaining non-defecting members of the Republican Party. Meanwhile, recent democratic co...
Washington AC/DC - (Turncoat Ass Mess): After months of smoke 'n' mirrors obfuscation Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter has finally nailed his Primary Colors to the Republican Party mast. Capitol Hill insider sources immediately noted that the Se...
Washington D.C. - A just released national presidential preference poll of Republican voters has surprised politicians and pundits alike. The poll clearly demonstrates that conservative voters are unhappy with mainstream political candidates and are...
Republican and Democrats are actively recruiting fresh meat for their parties. Both need to beef up their numbers and make sure that no one sneaks off to join third parties. But it is not a cake walk to get into their ranks. They have certain standards that must be met. Republican grunts must be able to present a good front, pretending to have a strong interest in the common good, and then...
BallSack 2009 is the name chosen for the Republicant's protest against the Obama plan to raise taxes on the entire membership of their failing party. The Democratic plan to raise income taxes on the richest 1% of Americans to levels lower than in...
WASHINGTON, DC - Building on a program initiated by the late Sen. Jesse Helms (R-NC), the Republican Party announced today a stimulus package promoting sex orgies to save the nation's financially ailing Social Security system. Long plagued by fewe...
The Republicans, still smarting from their losses in the 2008 elections, have taken a new stance. Gone are the Bush I and II philosophies of 'Compassionate Conservatism'. The new motto is 'Cold-Blooded Conservatism'. This new attitude will focus...
Hard-core Republicans, also known in some circles as the 'Evil Empire', plan to have the Death Star fully operational by the 2024 election. The Death Star, which is believed to have the capacity to neutralize the minds of an entire planet, was ad…
US President Barack Obama has lifted restrictions on federal funding, for research on new stem cell lines in Republican Presidents. Ex-President George W Bush blocked the use of government money to fund research, saying 'Heck, I don't want no medi...
The Republicans are desperately searching for new leadership. After Bush won two elections, they thought they had the perfect leader, one who could fool all the people all the time, or at least the ones with the votes and the money that counted. But towards the end he not only rocked the boat but managed to sink it. "What about McCain?" mused Pate Riat, chairman for the Republican Search...
The Party of "Personal Responsibility" has finally decided to accept personal responsibility for the global financial collapse which took place during the last year of George Bush's term in office. A somber and reflective group of Republican leade...
Republicans, upset over their loss of power in the last election, have decided upon some new political tactics. Tactics that anyone who went through Kindergarden should recognize. Right wingers are ganging together and going against everything...
Multiple rival gangs of Taliban, al Quaida and US Republican tribes have united to defeat any chance that the Democrats and their uppity brown president will even have a small measure of success helping improve the lives of common non fanatical peopl...
After eight years of Republican and cannot do rule, the US of A finds itself with a horrific deficit and unprecedented economic crisis. Add to that two unwinnable wars, crumbling infrastructure and tens of millions without health insurance and yo...
Since the Republicans unanimously voted against the bailout package, Republican districts will receive zero dollars from the recovery package signed by President Obama. Running up and down the steps of Air Force One, in Denver, Colorado, the zer...
Since the loss of the Presidency and seriously reduced representation in the Senate and the House, the Republican Party has been fixing for a fight. Minority Whip Cantor has been singing Mammy to former Republican Civil War General Newt Gingrich...
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