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Funny story: God Withholds Support from George Bush

God Withholds Support from George Bush

Evangelical Christians, who had been jubilant over GOP victories, in recent years, and had proclaimed that it was God's will that George Bush be annointed president, have recently been looking inward, and pondering the meaning of the Lord unleash...

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Funny story: Ratzinger tax records 'were spied on'

Ratzinger tax records 'were spied on'

Rome, Italy - (AssoCIAted Messerschmitts): Italian prosecutors have confirmed that Pope Joseph Ratzinger has been spied on for the last twenty years by Interpol tax experts looking for the Nazi-stolen gold ingot bars that have suddenly turned up in...

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Funny story: 'Cruise defects' as Scientology unveils new £24m London temple

'Cruise defects' as Scientology unveils new £24m London temple

Old Queen Street, City of London - (Associated Mess): The Vicar at St Andrew's-by-the-Wardrobe church, the Rev Alan Griffin, is staying tight-lipped following UK press reports that a famous Holywood celebrity film actor has defected to his parish...

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Funny story: Veil debate: Queen insists Philip takes cover

Veil debate: Queen insists Philip takes cover

London - (Associated Mess): The Queen has joined the controversial debate about veil wearing in the UK by insisting that Prince Philip sets an example under the Equal Opportunities Act by donning the hijab.

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Funny story: George Bush Repents and Admits He Has Been "Very Bad and Dishonest" About the Iraq War

George Bush Repents and Admits He Has Been "Very Bad and Dishonest" About the Iraq War

WASHINGTON (AP)-- Just two weeks before the Congressional elections on November 7 which are expected to hand Congress over to the Democrats, President George Bush suddenly developed a conscience and admitted that he has been "very bad and dishon...

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Funny story: Cherie Lifts The Veil and serves Bush some Turkish delight

Cherie Lifts The Veil and serves Bush some Turkish delight

Cherie Blair, the British Prime Minister's wife, shocked an audience of VIPS last night when she performed the erotic dance of the seven veils at a reception held to welcome the American President to Britain. The event, which was held at Buckingh...

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Funny story: NBC in Compromise Between Catholic Church and Madonna to Broadcast Actual Crucifixion

NBC in Compromise Between Catholic Church and Madonna to Broadcast Actual Crucifixion

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- NBC said today that it has come to a compromise between Madonna and religious leaders offended by her "climbing on a cross" during the scheduled broadcast of a concert from her "Confessions" tour. Rather th...

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Funny story: Psychiatry Deemed a Religion in New Study

Psychiatry Deemed a Religion in New Study

Researchers at Jakarta's renowned Hebrew University recently published a study conclusively proving that Psychiatry should be classified as a religion. The study consisted of a study of Psychiatric textbooks and journals (which will now be known as s...

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Funny story: Jesus' Great Escape

Jesus' Great Escape

An ancient parchment, recently discovered near Nazareth has been condemned by church leaders as a hoax. Carbon dating proves the document to be approximately 2000 years old. If proved beyond a doubt to be genuine, the whole Christian religion faces ruin. The document takes the form of a letter and although the signature (which has yet to be verified by experts) reads "Big J", som...

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Funny story: Somebody reportedly knew the trouble 'I've seen,' professor says

Somebody reportedly knew the trouble 'I've seen,' professor says

MOBILE, Ala. - In a remarkable development concerning religion, civil rights and blues music, a renowned researcher of suppression in the U.S. has announced that somebody did know the trouble that was seen by the millions who have sung Nobody Know...

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Funny story: Democrats Hellbent on Evicting God

Democrats Hellbent on Evicting God

SALEM, MA-Not satisfied with routing religion from America's public schoolrooms, liberal Democrats and Godless infidels (or is that being superfluous?) have set their sights on the next-and last-frontier. With Satan on their side, there's a grassroot...

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Funny story: Robertson's 'Killing For Christ' Nets KFC Lawsuit

Robertson's 'Killing For Christ' Nets KFC Lawsuit

MEMPHIS, TN-America's values have been cast into turmoil. Religion and nutrition are locked in moral and mortal combat, with the country's favorite fast food pitted against one of the nation's foremost evangelists.

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Funny story: U.S. Steals Lake - Mocks Russian Village

U.S. Steals Lake - Mocks Russian Village

The Russian village of Bolotnikovo, where Stalinist Brainwashing remains the religion of choice, is renowned as a peaceful place. Just east of Moscow, it has always been a place where children roam the streets unafraid of kidnappers or bullies; a pla...

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Funny story: Supreme Court to Accept Case Concerning Religion

Supreme Court to Accept Case Concerning Religion

Wendesday- The Supreme Court took on a case concerning religion today. This is surprising after the refusal of the intresting case last year concerning atheist vs. pledge of allegiances "under god."...

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Funny story: Jesus Christ Returns to Earth; As Second Coming Actually Occurs, TV Evangelists Offer Insight

Jesus Christ Returns to Earth; As Second Coming Actually Occurs, TV Evangelists Offer Insight

Jesus Christ, founder of the Christian religion and son of the monotheistic deity Yahweh, returned to Earth as promised last Tuesday morning. He quickly held a press conference which was broadcast live from New York City to "set the record strai...

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Funny story: Rolling Stone: No Qualms With Bible, But Zondervan Translation Boring

Rolling Stone: No Qualms With Bible, But Zondervan Translation Boring

NEW YORK --- Fed up with the recent neo-con talk radio rants regarding its refusal to sell advertising space to Zondervan's latest translation of the Bible, the TNIV Bible, RollingStone magazine issued a statement explaining that religion was...

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Funny story: The Gospel According To Bob, the Sacred Shoulder Pad

The Gospel According To Bob, the Sacred Shoulder Pad

Bob-ism is the newest religion to take the world by storm. It was started by the UPA, the United Perverts of America, a Catholic-girl group that hated theology classes in High School. Their motto was, "A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste," which is only a few words different than the Catholic Church's motto, "A dirty mind is a terrible thing."...

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