In an unexpected but welcome development, Queen Elizabeth II has called the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, to Buckingham Palace and told him to "Piss Orf". Her Majesty has decided that, as an 105-year-old veteran of a large number of Prime Minister...
Following British political parties' and Parliamentary committees' successful and ruthless investigation and punishment of many of their MPs for defrauding taxpayers, and for lying and cheating and stealing, it was announced today that Parliament wou...
The MP's ship Parliament was steaming, all-expenses-paid at full speed towards the sunlit uplands of inflation-proof, reality proof prosperity at taxpayers expense. Reportedly, the Parliament's course would have taken it out of danger since a cloa...
A fleet of trucks has delivered a huge number of portable toilets to Parliament Square. They have been lined up in ranks close the the Members Exit. It is suspected that the breaking news of criminal investigations of Peers and MP's may precip...
The ......... Party today announced new initiatives to ........ ........ in the British political ......... Prime Minister ......... ....... stated that the ........ scandal was not his ....... and should not be ...... against his ........ L...
In an unsurprising leak from number 10 today the Prime Minister has affirmed his fervent belief in the basic democratic idea of "One Man, One Vote". Unfortunately he has misconstrued this idea in that he believes he is that man and he has that vote.
Hungarian legend and wedding cake-makers' favourite, actress and good-time-had-by-all girl Zsa Zsa Gabor, was today made the UK's official Tsar Tsar. 'There where so many Tsars being created', Prime Minister Gordon Brown said, 'that we needed to c...
Shadik Nomar Malik may have used British taxpayers' money to have multiple offices, surgeries, hairdresser salons and suspicious massage parlors across the United Kingdom and around the world. Shady Malik's name has appeared on more leases across...
London, UK - As the result of a failed cooking show outside parliament featuring chef Jamie Oliver and vegetarian advocate Heather Mills-McCartney, BNP leader Nick Griffin pelted with eggs outside Parliament, having been caught in the crossfire betwe...
I have obtained a secretive shortlist of people & Ministerial positions offered in Mr.Brown's Cabinet. The list only includes those that have turned down this wonderful opportunity to serve their country in a variety of positions. Mr.David Carradine - Minister for Justice (left a note explaining) Mr.Nick Griffin - Minister for Racial Harmony & Inclusiveness. (Injured whilst fallin...
As Cabinet Ministers resigned one after the other, in a remarkable impersonation of rats leaving a sinking ship, the new Home Secretary Peter Saintson denied he wanted his boss's job. 'No, no, not me', he said, 'absolutely not, perish the thought!...
Alan Sugar will be standing in as Prime Minister and has vowed to 'hire and fire' where necessary. The Hackney born and bread selling barrow boy was first asked by Gordon Brown to be the enterprise tsar in the cabinet reshuffle but has now changed si...
Stories are emerging of a fierce debate raging amongst a colony of rats aboard the HMS Britain, a ship recently stricken by storms and now badly keeling to one side. The key concern centres upon the position of the King Rat, known to many simply as...
The UK is preparing for the most astonishing non-political revolution, which will change the face of Britain forever. Some Spoof writers are totally fucked off with corrupt politicians, weak policing, crime, gays, Iraq, Afghanistan, poverty, the r...
Communist secretary Hazel Blears woke up bleary eyed to find Londoners at her door with torches and crosses chanting, "burn her, she's a witch". Blears has insisted that all she has done was charge the taxpayers of John Bull's impoverished Island...
WHY DOES PARLIAMENT EXIST? It's a building crammed full of around 600 slimy horse thieves, who would steal your horse if you had one, and spend all day, every day, half-inching everything they can get their hands on ARE LABOUR MPs THE WORST CULPRITS? They're all at it WHAT ELSE DO MPs DO TO JUSTIFY THEIR HUGE SALARIES AND EXPENSES CLAIMS? Absolutely nothing. If Parliament had closed...
As the farce of seemingly endless MPs - who never seem to do anything except steal and make loud noises on a Wednesday - being suspended and downgraded from Ministerial posts, but basically keeping their jobs after been caught thieving and lying, Her...
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