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Funny story: Q&A: The MP expenses row

Q&A: The MP expenses row

The Daily Torygraph has published largely Labour Party ministers and MPs' expenses claims, and here are a few questions and answers about the stories: What Has Been Revealed? Nothing that the public didn't already know, which is that MPs are thieves and liars Why Was The Information Secret? If you'd been stealing taxpayers' money to buy things like toilet seats and ballpoint pens, you'...

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Funny story: Disillusioned MPs Quit In Droves

Disillusioned MPs Quit In Droves

MP's have come out fighting after being accused of being a bunch of money grubbing, corrupt, expense abusing, lying, thieving, fornicating, depraved, degenerate, hypocritical, perverted, evil bastards. In spite of concrete evidence which proves th...

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Funny story: Wharfedale Asked To Supply New Commons Speaker

Wharfedale Asked To Supply New Commons Speaker

Wharfedale, part of the International Audio Group, have been asked to supply a new Speaker for the House Of Commons. It is understood they were approached by a number of MP's who were distinctly unhappy with what they were hearing from the current m...

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Funny story: Westminster Scandal Sees Exodus Of MP's To Europe

Westminster Scandal Sees Exodus Of MP's To Europe

Following the scandalous revelations about MP's expenses, it now appears that many less-than-honourable members are foresaking the sanitised, transparent walls of the Palace of Westminister for the warmer, and certainly more lucrative, climes of Stra...

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Funny story: Parliament Fired; US Republicans Hired

Parliament Fired; US Republicans Hired

Amid a deluge of corruption charges, the British Parliament has been sacked. Every single Lord and commoner has been terminated and for a brief time John Bull's Island was without a government...and doing quite nicely Thank you. But all good thi...

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Funny story: PM Brown explains expenses rort: Gov't broke

PM Brown explains expenses rort: Gov't broke

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown today made a formal statement in parliament affirming what every pundit in the press has been saying for a fortnight: Government of the people, for the people and by the people is officially dead. Mr Brown elabo...

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Funny story: New Expenses Row

New Expenses Row

The House of Commons was gripped by a new row today as an MP tried to claim expenses on his repaid expenses. Details are sketchy at present but it seems that the MP in question had used a little used loophole known as miscellaneous expenses. Po...

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Funny story: Pig To Sue Press

Pig To Sue Press

In a test case that has serious implications for the fourth estate, a pig is to sue both local and national newspapers for defamation after unflattering comparisons to Members of Parliament were made in print. News International, Associated Newspa...

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Funny story: Government Ministers Outrageous Claims Scandal

Government Ministers Outrageous Claims Scandal

There is anger and outrage across the country over astonishing claims made by Government ministers. The finger pointing starts right at the top with Prime Minister Gordon Brown claiming not only for an end to boom and bust but also that he saved t...

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Funny story: 'Do Nothing Dave' Lost For Words Again

'Do Nothing Dave' Lost For Words Again

Whitehall - As the row over MP's expenses rumbles inexorably on, diehard Conservatives, caught like rabbits in a spotlight following damning revelations have been increasingly looking to the party leadership for, well, for leadership. It has not b...

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Funny story: MP claimed £55,000,000 golden throne on expenses

MP claimed £55,000,000 golden throne on expenses

A throne made of solid gold costing 55 MILLION was claimed on expenses by Conservative MP Douglas Hogg, it was revealed by the Telegraph last night. Angry taxpayers and members of Hogg's constituency immediately jammed the switchboard of his luxur...

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Funny story: Official: Anti Government Feeling Now At Pandemic Level

Official: Anti Government Feeling Now At Pandemic Level

Health Secretary Alan Johnson has today confirmed that anti Government feeling throughout the country has officially reached Level 6, or pandemic level. Mr Johnson, dressed in an anti-stab vest and speaking from a sealed outer annexe, told a ho...

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Funny story: MP's to be Compensated for Loss of Hearing!

MP's to be Compensated for Loss of Hearing!

Following the Daily Telegraph expenses revelation concerning MP's claims for hideously large amounts of renovation work to their properties, a Downing Street spokesperson has issued a statement. The statement reads: "The government is alarmed at t...

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Funny story: Minister's husband swaps porn for religion

Minister's husband swaps porn for religion

The husband of Home Secretary Jaquie Smith, appears to have broken his habit of watching porn at the taxpayers expense by finding God. Apparently, he turned to religion through an on-line self-help group where he was put in contact with a high...

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Funny story: Cavaliers March on Parliament

Cavaliers March on Parliament

There was growing concern in Westminster today as reports came in of large numbers of Cavaliers approaching the city. It seems that disenchanted citizens have banded together following the revelations about MPs' expenses and are marching on parliame...

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Funny story: Parliament in soap award triumph

Parliament in soap award triumph

'The House of Commons' has scooped the top honour at the British Soap Awards, receiving a Lifetime Achievement award for their classic Christmas special episode, when its leading female character, Hazel Windsor, saw her second husband hiring pornogra...

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Funny story: Spoof Expense Account Causes Uproar In Commons

Spoof Expense Account Causes Uproar In Commons

A spoof expense account caused uproar in the house in the early hours of this morning, as Jeremy Bender-Blewett, a Conservative back bencher declared the spoof contents to a somewhat sleepy house. The document, leaked by a particularly malevolent...

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