Hollywood - If you've been waiting for a good science fiction movie to come out on DVD, you will need to wait a bit longer. "District 9" is painful. It's done in a half ass style known as "cinema verite" to those who reside in their mom's basements, and "the camcorder is shaking too much" by the rest of us. The premise is that a million or so aliens came here in a ship that they decided to...
Hollywood - WARNING! SPOILER! While the movie was originally spoiled by the producers, directors and cast, this article will additionally spoil it, by revealing the trite ending to this piece of Catholic bashing crap. As some fans of seventies c...
This week Channel 11 will show a documentary listing Britain's favourite ever Christmas films, as voted for by the public. Here exclusively in TheSpoof we reveal the top 5. In 5th place was "Oh no, my sister is Santa!", a hilarious Hollywood comed...
In a blow to the box-office blockbuster movie 'Avatar', computer hackers have discovered individual X-rated 'frames' showing golf billionaire Tiger Woods engaging in a variety of sex acts with a blue alien. As a result, the R-rated movie might be...
"If you only see one movie in 2010, made by a couple of crazy twins, make that movie this one!" John and Edward Grimes are already at work as the Jedword twins go from the reality show fandom to star in their first movie, "Fast Times At Wedgemont...
After watching the Film ELF schoolboy Tony Green of Greenhill Road in Glasgow has painted himself green which does not go down to well in some areas of Glasgow where they would rather be painted Orange. Tony watched the film Elf over and over aga...
With 'Avatar' appearing in cinemas on the 17th December, we thought we'd catch up with James Cameron, the director - or producer - we're not too sure (or bothered). Cameron is previously known for 'Titanic', the biggest grossing film to date, with a brilliant Kate Winslet and a suspiciously hunky Leo DiCaprio as the main roles. However, 'Avatar' is animation, and "nothing we have ever seen bef...
Surprised during the London premiere of James Cameron's "Avatar", Queen Mudder, Lynton, Lowton and other London Spoof residents attending the red carpet event, were shocked to see major animated characters in the film literally based on Spoof avatars...
BROOKLYN - The ex-husband of diva, prima donna, samba dancer J.Lo, Ojani Noa (pronounced OH JOHNNY Go) has said that he has decided to make a full length non-nude film about his 11 month marriage to Jennifer Lopez (pronounced J-LO). Noa (pronounce...
Academy Award winning actor Robert DeNiro is upset at the editing and changes to Everybody's Fine, his new holiday film being released this week. The actor, from his California home, vented his rage and anger at the director and editor for changes t...
Tom Cruise, the man who believes that everything he touches turns to gold, will star in a remake of the 80's bomb Ishtar. The film is generall considered one of the worst ever made and starred generally bankable Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty.
Hollywood is completely wild about the release of rights from the former Vice President, Dick Cheney, or "The Dickster" to make a movie about his life! Among those offering to try out for the role is George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio and Cheney's...
Having extended their search beyond U.S. borders, 18th Century Wolf is still having difficulty filling the shoes of Tom's next co-star. Short on options within actor's guilds in California and New York, Foxx producer Hyrum Smallton is now holding ca...
Due to the great financial and critical success of 2009's 2012, in 2010, director Roland Emmerich's dream movie is going to be released, with a spatula and a tinted pickle jar as the main characters. "I wrote the screenplay when I was 9, and I've...
Obama: "It's because we truly care about the American people that the State must properly exercise control over healthcare." "So, we have decided to set up Health America as the vehicle to deliver this goal." "We came across this great idea fro...
Danny Dyer has announced that he is to be given his own East End Postcode. The 32-year-old actor admitted that he no longer considers himself an actor and is now officially a London Postal District. Dyer, who previously had his own Deadliest M...
A new movie depicting the teenage angst of a young John Lennon has wowed audiences and critics alike at The Times Film Festival here in London, prompting comparisons with the runaway success of Slumdog Millionaire. 'Nowhere Boy' depicts Lennon's r...
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