WASHINGTON - Ticketmaster reports "there isn't a seat left anywhere" on the seven-stop Condoleezza Rice "You're Not Gonna Believe This" tour, which opens in London's Royal Albert Hall tonight. The tour-sponsored by Haliburton, Wal-Mart, the Southern...
LONDON --- Lord Alfred N. Ospin, Royal Administrator of Public Dispatches, denied rumors that Prince Harry's Nazi-hijinks have earned him a dark cell in the notorious London Tower. Neither is the young prince facing execution by beheading. Instead, t...
LONDON (Rotters) -- Only a week after a Royal Parks spokesman's announcement that the costly (£3.6m) trouble-plagued Hyde Park fountain dedicated to Princess Diana was being demolished for another, more cost-effective model, delighted visitor...
LONDON (Rotters) - It was a bloodless affair, as revolutions go. Shortly before dawn a small crowd in London's East End spontaneously began what is being called an historic march toward Buckingham Palace.
LONDON (Rotters) - London's social season opened with a palpable bang at the Queen's First Annual Nazi Youth League Ball. The affair, held at Buckingham Palace, drew senior royals and sycophants alike and lasted until dawn.
LONDON -- According to recent polls taken in Great Britain, Jesus is not as well known as would be expected, especially during the Christmas holiday.
London - Embattled Home Secretary David 'see no evil' Blunkett today did not vehemently deny rumours that he fast-tracked a veterinary appointment for his guide dog Lucky. The allegation was made by a random passer-by in an amazing outburst o...
Buckingham Palace, London - (Rioters) Sources close to the HM The Queen today confirmed that Her Majesty is planning a Bonfire Night special treat for Prime Minister Tony Blair and his wife Cherry Bush, in a fitting tribute to whatever the outcome o...
James Bond's next adventure has been delayed by the search for an actor to play Bond. In light of the difficulties in casting 007, the Producers recently decided to have a look at English footballers. Auditions were held in London and casting dir...
With the demise of the Silverstone Grand Prix and the fear that Britain was losing it's Formula 1 race, we are thrilled to be able to cross to Sky's correspondent John James for a report on today's inaugeral London Grand Prix.
London, Wednesday (Rioters) - Police acting on "first rate intelligence" have begun excavating a back garden on the notorious Broadwater Farm estate in Tottenham, North London where Gary Linneker and Ken Noye are believed to have buried mo...
Ishmael and Alia Kahn celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary, purchased a weekend package at a top London Hotel. It was their way of reaffirming their vows, as well as getting away from the hustle and bustle of modern day Saudia Arabia. It was al...
LONDON. Over 600 baggage handlers and maintenance staff went on strike at Gatwick Airport.
London - Credit the newest retro fashion wave to one of the most established families in the western hemisphere. In April the photogenic Prince William was spotted at a polo match sporting a colorful ascot, the rest is quickly turning into fas...
There were angry violent scenes today when witch burners from all over the country descended on London to protest against parliaments unanimous vote to abolish witch burning in England and Wales.
London, Friday (Associated Mess) - UK Prime Minister Tony Blair and his wife Cherry Bush were unavailable for comment at their Italian holiday villa this morning as the news broke that their eldest son Euan, 20, had been arrested in London by off...
London, Saturday (Associated Mess) - A fleet of Royal Parks Agency turbo-powered bulldozers is reported to be heading towards Hyde Park this evening following reports that Her Majesty has ordered the razing to the ground of the disastrous Diana, Pri...
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