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Funny story: Prince William Single-Handedly Brings Back Ascot

Prince William Single-Handedly Brings Back Ascot

London - Credit the newest retro fashion wave to one of the most established families in the western hemisphere. In April the photogenic Prince William was spotted at a polo match sporting a colorful ascot, the rest is quickly turning into fas...

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Funny story: Violence Flares as Witch Hunting is Banned

Violence Flares as Witch Hunting is Banned

There were angry violent scenes today when witch burners from all over the country descended on London to protest against parliaments unanimous vote to abolish witch burning in England and Wales.

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Funny story: Blair Lies Low as Eldest Son is Busted for New Coup

Blair Lies Low as Eldest Son is Busted for New Coup

London, Friday (Associated Mess) - UK Prime Minister Tony Blair and his wife Cherry Bush were unavailable for comment at their Italian holiday villa this morning as the news broke that their eldest son Euan, 20, had been arrested in London by off...

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Funny story: Queen sends in the bulldozers

Queen sends in the bulldozers

London, Saturday (Associated Mess) - A fleet of Royal Parks Agency turbo-powered bulldozers is reported to be heading towards Hyde Park this evening following reports that Her Majesty has ordered the razing to the ground of the disastrous Diana, Pri...

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Funny story: Police Swoop on Home of English Literature Professor

Police Swoop on Home of English Literature Professor

In an operation code named "Seven Across," police made an early morning swoop on the London home of Professor Peter Glossop, the UKs number one authority on English literature. At a secret location in London, Police now have 36 hours to question Professor Glossop over the crossword clues that they are stumped with. A Police spokesman made the following statement earlier today from the puzzle...

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Funny story: Shopping Fatality Comes Back to Haunt Sainsbury's

Shopping Fatality Comes Back to Haunt Sainsbury's

A freak shopping accident which killed 92 year old pensioner and father of twenty-three Wilbert Wheatchaffer has left a London branch of British supermarket chain Sainsbury's no option but closure.

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Funny story: Diseased Dodgy Di Fountain Designers' Disasters

Diseased Dodgy Di Fountain Designers' Disasters

London, UK (Rioters) - A furious row over the disastrous Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountian fiasco has escalated to a public slanging match as Royal Parks Agency plumbers admitted last night that there is little chance of the doomed water...

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Funny story: Survivor Premiership

Survivor Premiership

The next episode of the hit reality TV show "Survivor" will be shot in England and styled 'Survivor Premiership". 16 contestants from the USA will congregate in London for what promises to be their toughest test by far.

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Funny story: Diana Fountain Fiasco: now "wrong water" blamed

Diana Fountain Fiasco: now "wrong water" blamed

London, UK (Associated Mess) - Hydrologists advising the Royal Parks Agency, which is responsible for the overall running of the recently opened and closed Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain, have issued a statement blaming the water for a se...

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Funny story: "Told you so" says Queen as Diana Memorial Fountain Flops

"Told you so" says Queen as Diana Memorial Fountain Flops

Buckingham Palace, London SW1 (Rioters) - Howls of laughter were heard in the corridors of the nation's top Royal Residence last night following the news that the recently opened Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain in London's Hyde Pa...

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Funny story: Oxford English Dictionary To Update The Word 'Whitewash'

Oxford English Dictionary To Update The Word 'Whitewash'

London, England, A spokesperson for Oxford English Dictionary has allegedly announced that it is to update the word ‘whitewash' to that of a more contemporary meaning.

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Funny story: Alistair Campbell dumps Clinton UK TV interview

Alistair Campbell dumps Clinton UK TV interview

London (Rioters) - TV chiefs reacted with dismay today at the news that ex-Blair spin doctor Alistair Campbell has dropped his forthcoming interview with Bill Clinton on live UK prime time following dismal British sales of his memoir "Mi Lai&quo...

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Funny story: Bastille Day honor for Bush: Queen to bestow Order of the Garter?

Bastille Day honor for Bush: Queen to bestow Order of the Garter?

London (Rioters) - Speculation is reaching fever pitch in the corridors of power at Whitehall that Buckingham Palace will announce tomorrow that President George Bush Jr has been created a Knight of the Order of the Garter, the world's oldest or...

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Funny story: 45 minute warning was Mossad counter-intelligence: report

45 minute warning was Mossad counter-intelligence: report

London (Loiters) - The much awaited report on Iraqi WMD intelligence, due to be published on Bastille Day by Lord Butler, will slate MI6's newly elevated chief John "Captain" Scartlett as being incapable of knowing the difference betwe...

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Funny story: Blair supporters defy BBC report

Blair supporters defy BBC report

LONDON - A senior member of Prime Minister Tony Blair's Cabinet said it is "nonsense" that Blair was close to quitting last month because of his lack of popularity due to his connection to President Bush and the war in Iraq.

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Funny story: Atlantic Ocean Vanishes; Americans Prepare to Drive to Europe

Atlantic Ocean Vanishes; Americans Prepare to Drive to Europe

London, UK, and New York, NY--There is no more water in the Atlantic Ocean, and scientists are calling this spontaneous example of draining "the Bathtub Syndrome."...

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Funny story: Metropolitan Police Chief quits over Cherie shockhorror

Metropolitan Police Chief quits over Cherie shockhorror

(New Scotland Yard, SW1) London is reeling tonight at the news that Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir John Stevens has quit over allegations that he has pro-actively covered up the 35 year long IRA career of Cherie Booth QC and that he is persona...

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