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Funny story: Lohan Arrested on Suspicion of Being Suspicious

Lohan Arrested on Suspicion of Being Suspicious

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Beverly Hills - Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of being suspicious after her convertible struck a curb, and investigators found what they believe is cocaine at the scene, police said.

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Funny story: Britney Spears' New Hair Extensions Are Lindsay Lohan's Pubes

Britney Spears' New Hair Extensions Are Lindsay Lohan's Pubes

Britney Spears revealed her new controversial hairstyle today as it emerged that Britney's pals have all donated their pubic hair to make enough hair extensions to cover her recently shaved bonce.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Drops Appeal on Prison Sentence

Paris Hilton Drops Appeal on Prison Sentence

Paris Hilton has dropped her appeal and appears resigned to serve out her forty five day prison sentence for D.W.I. and driving with a suspended license. She admitted to her publicist today that she hopes she is such a good girl that she does get ha...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Voted World's Hottest Chick - beats Britney and Paris

Lindsay Lohan Voted World's Hottest Chick - beats Britney and Paris

Hollywood, California - The 20-year-old former child star turn serious adult actress has recently completed rehab, survived a video released to the media of her snorting cocaine and rumors of lesbianism only to re-merge as the most hottest chick of t...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Rages on Arianna Huffington, not Paris Hilton

Lindsay Lohan Rages on Arianna Huffington, not Paris Hilton

(Los Angeles--CA) Linsday Lohan will be turning 21 this year, and the former "teen queen" wants everyone to know that as an adult she plans on doing more than visiting LA clubs and drinking, most of the time. It seems the child star is an a...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan to Play Hanoi Jane Fonda in Movie

Lindsay Lohan to Play Hanoi Jane Fonda in Movie

seLindsay Lohan, tired of the verbal abuse she received from co-star Jane Fonda during the filming of Georgia Rule, has agreed to play the actress in an unauthorized film biography. The movie, "Hanoi Jane in Vietnam", will follow the daugh...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Girl Gone Wild Video released to media just days after Paris invited Lohan to share accommodations at Gray Bars Hotel

Lindsay Lohan's Girl Gone Wild Video released to media just days after Paris invited Lohan to share accommodations at Gray Bars Hotel

Los Angeles, California - A videotape of Lindsay Lohan snorting 20 lines of cocaine with friends off a toilet seat in a bathroom stall of a nightclub surfaced this week in what some are saying is under usual circumstances.

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Funny story: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan - Vaginas are Drying Up

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan - Vaginas are Drying Up

Paparazzi all over the world today claimed that crotch-shots are drying up in every country. One hack photographer commented, "A couple of months ago you couldn't take a picture without snapping something inadvertently flapping in the breeze...

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Funny story: Bruce Willis vows to Go Commando in bare ass Lohan/Hilton/Spears jealousy bid

Bruce Willis vows to Go Commando in bare ass Lohan/Hilton/Spears jealousy bid

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Official: Pantyless party girls have got right up Bruce Willis's nose. But the Die Hard star is fighting back and vowing to Go Commando to redeem those PR ratings that he says he's been robbed of by 'foxy little c...

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Funny story: "Hanoi Jane" Chides Lindsay Lohan for Bad Behavior

"Hanoi Jane" Chides Lindsay Lohan for Bad Behavior

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Jane Fonda, or Hanoi Jane as many call her, chided Lindsay Lohan in a note today for her bad behavior on the set of their upcoming movie, Georgia Rule.

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Funny story: Britney, Paris, Lindsay Jealous of Success of Antonella, Alaina, and Shyamali

Britney, Paris, Lindsay Jealous of Success of Antonella, Alaina, and Shyamali

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan are not happy. Lindsay, famous for her multiple nip-slips, is furious. Paris, famous for her sex tapes and wild lifestyle, is angry. Britney, famous for pictures of her exiting a limo without panties...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley to Lock Lips in Lesbian Film

Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley to Lock Lips in Lesbian Film

Lindsay Lohan and Kiera Knightley are set to play lesbian lovers in a 2008 film. Filmmakers are attempting to raise money to increase the salaries for the two lead actresses. Both stars have demanded $25 million each to do full frontal nudity and l...

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Funny story: Britney, Paris and Lindsay's "No panties law"

Britney, Paris and Lindsay's "No panties law"

Due to public demand, George Bush (With Bill Clinton's permission and blessing) has now insisted that the "no panties" bill be passed for actresses (and some actors) in order to keep their celebrity status.

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Funny story: Spears Checks Self Into Rehab - Blames Hilton For Bad Haircut

Spears Checks Self Into Rehab - Blames Hilton For Bad Haircut

(AP) Los Angeles, CA - Britney Spears, joining the ranks of gal pals Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, has checked herself into rehab. Spears could not be reached for comment this morning but her mother told reporters, "oops - sh...

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 13: Paris Hilton Remains Celibate, Lindsay Lohan Trips Over Her Ass.

Ed-E-torial 13: Paris Hilton Remains Celibate, Lindsay Lohan Trips Over Her Ass.

It's Ed-E-torial #13. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we choose between Paris and Lindsay. And you get to see George Bush's baby picture."...

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Funny story: Syrian Cartoon Claims Lindsay Lohan Muslim; U.S. Six-Year Olds Riot!

Syrian Cartoon Claims Lindsay Lohan Muslim; U.S. Six-Year Olds Riot!

(New York, NY) Syrian United Nations Ambassador Imad Moustapha was quick to say "how does it feel when the Persian slipper is on the other foot" after a group of twenty-five six-year olds overturned five Hasbro electric cars and set fire to...

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