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Funny story: Beavis Impersonator Tries to Score with Bristol Palin at Tea Party Rally

Beavis Impersonator Tries to Score with Bristol Palin at Tea Party Rally

Cadwalk, GA - A Beavis Impersonator is charged with making untoward remarks to Bristol Palin at a hometown Tea Party rally in Augusta, Georgia. Jason Beeber, who looks remarkably like the cartoon character Beavis, of Beavis and Butt-Head fame, says h...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He Has A Crush On Kelly Clarkson - "I Like Older Women With Meat On Their Bones"

Justin Bieber Says He Has A Crush On Kelly Clarkson - "I Like Older Women With Meat On Their Bones"

LOS ANGELES - Teen singing sensation Justin Bieber was in Los Angeles appearing on several local morning shows when he was asked if he had seen the American Idol finale show. He answered that he had. He was asked who he had picked to win. He said...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Loses Fan Base Temporarily, Manager Blames Hairstylist

Justin Bieber Loses Fan Base Temporarily, Manager Blames Hairstylist

Justin Bieber was one of the hottest singing sensations to come along in months and his meteoric rise to the top seemed to have no end in sight. That is until he got his hair cut by Mitch, the cock-eyed barber. Mitch was recommended to Bieber by h...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Head Butting Glass Doors

Justin Bieber's Head Butting Glass Doors

Justin "baby" Bieber has created a new trend, Glass Butting. It's a simple new step where you walk into a glass door believing it will just open.... then slam dunk.... right into the glass while still your in motion and the glass door refuses to open...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Performs On American Idol - Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson Says He Was A Little Pitchy

Justin Bieber Performs On American Idol - Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson Says He Was A Little Pitchy

HOLLYWOOD - The young Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber performed on the latest edition of American Idol. The popular 16-year-old who many consider to be The Prince of YouTube, sang a song that was written especially for him by Clay Aiken.

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Funny story: Now 43, Justin Bieber Reflects on Life & Career

Now 43, Justin Bieber Reflects on Life & Career

Rolling Stone, April 24, 2037 -- The spring air was crisp, but pleasant outside of Justin Bieber's unlikely summer home located out on the swamps of Louisiana. "I enjoy this time of year," the Stratford, Ontario, native says, "because the weather...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber to Star in Musical Re-make of Reefer Madness

Justin Bieber to Star in Musical Re-make of Reefer Madness

Hollywood, CA - With the extreme popularity of the hit show Glee, everyone in Hollywood is scrambling to make musicals of all the great cult classics, but none are expected to cause as big a stir as the musical re-make of the 1936 cult exploitation f...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Accepted into Three Stooges Hall of Fame

Justin Bieber Accepted into Three Stooges Hall of Fame

Recognized for its similarity to the haircut made famous by Moe Howard, Justin Bieber's hairstyle has been accepted into the Three Stooges Hall of Fame, inside the Larry, Moe and Curly Museum. Curator of the Larry, Moe and Curly Museum, Sharon S...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Buys Hairspray and Toothpaste Companies

Justin Bieber Buys Hairspray and Toothpaste Companies

Now that the financially successful, 16 year old singing sensation is on the dating trail, it only made sense to surround himself with quality personal grooming products. Given the amount of hair on Bieber and the literal vastness of his smile, he r...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber Go Out For A Bite

Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber Go Out For A Bite

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Two of the most popular teens in America were spotted having dinner together at Shanghai Sally's Sushi Diner in West Hollywood. Miley was wearing a cheerleaders outfit and Justin walked in with a hula hoop around his waist. When a...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Denies That She Is Dating Justin Bieber

Kim Kardashian Denies That She Is Dating Justin Bieber

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian has stated that she wants it known that she is not currently, nor has she ever dated Justin Bieber. Kardashian said that the rumor started when the two were at The White House Correspondent's Dinner, and someone sa...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber vs Stephen Hawking

Justin Bieber vs Stephen Hawking

A cataclysmic feud has begun this week between the biggest force in hip hop and the immovable object of physics. Justin Bieber vs Steven Hawking is a true example of an unstoppable force, meeting an immovable object. It started early this week whe...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Turns Down An Offer To Go On A Date With Kathy Griffin

Justin Bieber Turns Down An Offer To Go On A Date With Kathy Griffin

HOLLYWOOD - 16-year-old Justin Bieber (pronounced JUS-TIN BEE-Ber) has just stated that he received an email from Kathy Griffin, host of the cable reality show, My Life On The D-List. Bieber said that Ms. Griffin told him that she has completely b...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Wants Megan Fox - No Comment From Robert Pattinson

Justin Bieber Wants Megan Fox - No Comment From Robert Pattinson

We're getting reports that Justin Bieber wants Megan Fox. Which is probably true, as most other guys do, but when we looked at the small print we realised that what was actually being said was that Justin Bieber wants Megan Fox (the hottie out of Tra...

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Funny story: Jordan Announces Divorce From Alex Reid - Marrying Justin Bieber

Jordan Announces Divorce From Alex Reid - Marrying Justin Bieber

Busty Glamour-model, Jordan, has sensationally announced she is divorcing hubby, Alex Reid. Jordan, real-name Katie Price, 31, wed the cage-fighter late last year, but has revealed to me that the relationship has hit the skids. Price claims Reid...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's voice breaks

Justin Bieber's voice breaks

This is a day that many innocent people of the world have been waiting for. God has finally seen it in his heart to have mercy upon our poor souls. Justin Drew Bieber, 16, of Ontario, Canada has finally had his voice broken. His reign of terror c...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Record A Single With Amy Winehouse

Justin Bieber To Record A Single With Amy Winehouse

LONDON - Justin Bieber, the Internet sensation is excited at the prospect of recording a song with Amy Winehouse, whom he refers to as The Queen of Tits and Tats. Bieber, who is a prodigy of Usher, Bob Dylan, and Neil Young said that he is having...

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