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Funny story: McCain's campaign in the red

McCain's campaign in the red

John McCain's campaign was officially in the red at the start of the New Year. Senator McCain proudly stated that he has no problem operating his campaign or the country, for that matter, in the red.

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Funny story: Gooks For Ron Paul

Gooks For Ron Paul

Dr. Chung Ming, a Maryland physician has formed a new political action committee called Gooks For Ron Paul. The group was formed when the controversy over John McCain's repeated use of the term resurfaced.

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Funny story: McCain Picks Guliani for Running Mate, Vows to Make Youngsters Pay for More Debt

McCain Picks Guliani for Running Mate, Vows to Make Youngsters Pay for More Debt

Vowing to put even more debt on the backs of the country's future generations, McCain and Guliani held hands clasps together as Guliani held McCain up to keep him from falling down.

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Funny story: Bob Dole Caught in Florida, He is John McCain in Disguise!

Bob Dole Caught in Florida, He is John McCain in Disguise!

Bob Dole was caught in Florida this evening with the head of his John McCain costume off, exposing the fact that he was the real John McCain all along. He was seen crying after the reporters caught him.

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Funny story: Political Candidates To Attend Funeral In Utah

Political Candidates To Attend Funeral In Utah

On Sunday, 97 year old Gordon B. Hinckley, President and Prophet of the 13 million member Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (known more commonly as The Mormon Church) passed away due to complications from old age. His funeral will be held...

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Funny story: John McCain Vows to Be a "Brainless Bush Monkey"

John McCain Vows to Be a "Brainless Bush Monkey"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- John McCain, the Republican presidential candidate who sang "Bomb bomb Iran" has vowed to be "a brainless Bush monkey" in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire. Like a good neoconservative, he is plann...

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Funny story: John McCain is the Democrats Worst Nightmare

John McCain is the Democrats Worst Nightmare

John McCain has a new add depicting himself as the Democrats worst nightmare. The ad proclaims that the Democrats fear facing him in the general election if he gets the nomination.

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Funny story: Political Candidates Sue For Equal Time

Political Candidates Sue For Equal Time

During a political campaign, television and other forms of media must legally make sure that they offer the opportunity for equal time to all viable candidates. In light of that low, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, Hillary Clinton, and Bara...

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Funny story: McCain's New Campaign Motto: "Young People Turn Down Your Music"

McCain's New Campaign Motto: "Young People Turn Down Your Music"

71 year old presidential candidate John McCain, recently won the New Hampshire Primary. Insiders with McCain's campaign say his success has to do with his new "turn down your music, young people" strategy.

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Funny story: With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

New Mexico Governor and former U.N Ambassador and Energy Secretary Bill Richardson has withdrawn his name from the Presidential race. The Democrat was the only prominent candidate from either party that had a Hispanic background. Now, others seekin...

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Funny story: Illegal Aliens put McCain on Top in New Hampshire

Illegal Aliens put McCain on Top in New Hampshire

John McCain successfully bused in enough illegal aliens from neighboring states to win the New Hampshire primary. He has already sent them down the road to Michigan for a second round. "Romney hasn't seen anything yet, we got a convoy going!...

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Funny story: Presidential Candidates Keeping Fit on the Campaign Trail

Presidential Candidates Keeping Fit on the Campaign Trail

IOWA - Tough guy Dennis Kucinich competes every Friday night in local kickboxing matches. "I use my yoga martial arts training to beat the snot out of my opponent." His...

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Funny story: Brother Can You Spare A Dime: McCain Wants Arrange Loan From Ron Paul

Brother Can You Spare A Dime: McCain Wants Arrange Loan From Ron Paul

Republican John McCain, climbing in polls but lagging in money, wants to negotiate a $3 million loan from the Ron Paul Campaign while some of his backers launch an independent advertising effort seemingly at odds with his years of fighting outside in...

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Funny story: John McCain Enjoys Being A Prop

John McCain Enjoys Being A Prop

It's 9:45 and the Debate hosted by Fox News in now over. People are moving to the cell phone lines to vote for their favorite candidate. Before people have made up their mind Fox news moves to a restaurant where some people who supposedly did not believe that John McCain was presidential enough then all of the sudden think John McCain is the new hope for America. Everyone knows John McCains po...

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Funny story: More GOP hooker woes as McCain aide busted for soliciting cop

More GOP hooker woes as McCain aide busted for soliciting cop

Florida - (Ass Mess): More sex scandal woes are affflicting the Republican party with the news today that a Florida House of Representatives member was arrested yesterday and charged with soliciting a male undercover police officer.

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Funny story: Flagging Neo-con Presidential candidates court untapped voting pool: The Undead!

Flagging Neo-con Presidential candidates court untapped voting pool: The Undead!

With the sagging fortunes of the Neo-cons, the GOP wanna-be's have turned to a hitherto untapped voting block in hopes of gaining the nomination, The Undead!...

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Funny story: Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson

Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson

The Presidential candidate formerly known as Rudy McRomney announced today that he is changing his name to Rudy Romson. This change comes about because of the campaign difficulties of one of his split personalities, Senator McCain and the development...

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