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Funny story: Hillary 'channels' Vince Foster advice to Congolese

Hillary 'channels' Vince Foster advice to Congolese

Kinshasa - (Ectoplasm Mess): US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton wowed a Congolese press conference on Monday with an impromptu channeling of former husband Vince Foster's advice on a $9bn Chinese copper-for-AIDS deal. Foster died in mysterious...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton tries to hook up with numerous babes in North Korea

Bill Clinton tries to hook up with numerous babes in North Korea

Bill Clinton has been making the most of his time in North Korea negotiating for the release of two US journalists. Due to the news blackout in force by the secretive regime in Pyongyang, noone has heard of the philandering former president, nor o...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama's Organic White House Garden Filled With Clinton Sewage

Michelle Obama's Organic White House Garden Filled With Clinton Sewage

Chemists called to the White House to test the composition of sludge in Michelle Obama's organic garden have discovered that it is human feces dating to the Clinton Administration. The First Lady was attempting to grow a true, organic garden and was...

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Funny story: Nanny Nanny Boo Boo, Stick Your Head in Doo Doo!

Nanny Nanny Boo Boo, Stick Your Head in Doo Doo!

WASHINGTON, D.C., USA United States Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton issued her most strongly worded statement to date concerning nuclear proliferation in North Korea today during an appearance on NBC's "Meet the Press". Clinton revealed...

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Funny story: New Toothbrushes Featuring Music From Lizzie McGuire's Hilary Duff, Hannah Montana's Miley Cyrus & Wizards' Selena Gomez

New Toothbrushes Featuring Music From Lizzie McGuire's Hilary Duff, Hannah Montana's Miley Cyrus & Wizards' Selena Gomez

Shockingly, teeth care giant company ToothyTooth4Toothbrush decided to go for new toothbrushes that feature music from Disney stars: Lizzie McGuire's Hilary Duff, Hannah Montana's Miley Cyrus & Wizards' Selena Gomez but what's weirder than weird...

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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Says Hilary Duff Was Inspiration For New Album

Kelly Clarkson Says Hilary Duff Was Inspiration For New Album

American Idol Season One winner Kelly Clarkson confessed that she looked up to former friend Hilary Duff while recording her new album "All I Ever Wanted". "She's like, so cool. She's got style and charisma and I needed to see someone in the same...

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Funny story: Clinton Offers to Have Husband Help Kim Jong-Il Pick Up Chicks If He Disbands Nuclear Program

Clinton Offers to Have Husband Help Kim Jong-Il Pick Up Chicks If He Disbands Nuclear Program

In the latest diplomatic overture from the Obama administration to the North Korean government, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton offered to get husband Bill Clinton to help North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il pick up women more successfully in exc...

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Funny story: Best Of Hilary Duff Re-Release With New Tracklist And "Holiday" Leads

Best Of Hilary Duff Re-Release With New Tracklist And "Holiday" Leads

Hollywood Records knew they did wrong last year when they decided to release a "best-of" including Hilary Duff's biggest hits without her approval; sales were low because of the absent promotion. But now, they seem to beg for pardon. They will be...

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Funny story: Clinton Throws Hissy Fit

Clinton Throws Hissy Fit

Hillary Clinton wants the President to know in no uncertain terms that she's just as important a part of his Administration as Joe Biden, and she's not backing down this time. After breaking her elbow and missing out on a couple of high-profile trip...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton to Run Clinic for Political Adulterers

Bill Clinton to Run Clinic for Political Adulterers

Former President Bill Clinton announced today they he is forming a counseling service and treatment facility for politicians who have behaved in what he termed "reprehensible sexual conduct of the sort I myself perpetrated, and then lied about, with...

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Funny story: The Fox Network Offers Kim Jong Il His Own Reality Show

The Fox Network Offers Kim Jong Il His Own Reality Show

NEW YORK CITY - In an unbelievably unprecedented move, the Fox Network has just offered North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il his own reality show. The show's tentative title is "My Name Is Kim Jong Il And I Am One Stupid-Ass Crazy MoFo Bastard North K...

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Funny story: Hilary Duff & Lindsay Lohan To Star In The Same Movie?

Hilary Duff & Lindsay Lohan To Star In The Same Movie?

Former ennemies Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan are set to star, together, in the same movie! Duff's representative has announced last night that "Hilary and Lindsay will be both on the set of 'The Great Education', alongside Ben Kingsley, Queen Lat...

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Funny story: Hillary interrogated under anaesthetic

Hillary interrogated under anaesthetic

Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus): An emergency hysterectomy under general anaesthetic proved the ideal moment for the CIA to grill US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton last weekend. Billed by the Seedy Sinai Clinic as a routine elbow pinning op fol...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton injured by sniper fire

Hillary Clinton injured by sniper fire

US Secretary of the Ridiculous, Mrs Hillary Clinton, was today recovering in hospital after being shot in the elbow by a sniper in Washington DC. Speaking from the city's Count von Frankenstein Memorial Hospital, she bravely put on a smile - no mean...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's Elbow Boo-Boo

Hillary Clinton's Elbow Boo-Boo

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fell and fractured her right elbow while playing tennis with Queen Elizabeth of England at a local YMCA. With Clinton trailing the queen she lunged to get a line shot and twisted her elbalistic...

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Funny story: UK press reports blame LSD as Curse of Thatcher smites Hillary

UK press reports blame LSD as Curse of Thatcher smites Hillary

Washington AC/DC - (Arm & Kinga Legg Mess): British media reports have blamed LSD - 'Hillary Clinton Trips And Breaks Elbow!' - as a hex that felled former UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher last week struck again. The US Secretary of State br...

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Funny story: Hillary Still Best Man For The (Presidential) Job

Hillary Still Best Man For The (Presidential) Job

Even though Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton lost in the presidential primaries last year, some Democrats are putting together a campaign to bring Hillary back into the spotlight for 2012. Bernie Snoppler, a spokesman for Democrats For Democrat...

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