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Funny story: NHS spends millions on wrong OMD research

NHS spends millions on wrong OMD research

It was revealed earlier today that the NHS has spent over £27million on research into OMD. Unfortunately, an overpaid non-medical management consultant, of which there are thousands in the NHS, thought the research was into the 1980's group Orchestra...

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Funny story: F.D.A. Puts New Limits on Health Foods

F.D.A. Puts New Limits on Health Foods

The Food and Drug Administration has declared that food manufacturering and packaging companies will now be required to use truth in advertising to label more of their products. "This should make it easier for consumers to tell what kind and typ...

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Funny story: WellFit4Work Scheme Goes Ahead

WellFit4Work Scheme Goes Ahead

A new exercise initiative has been announced today by a group called WellFit4Work which is designed to reduce the sedentary aspect of many people's jobs. WellFit4Work is a joint venture between the Government and industry to combat obesity and lack...

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Funny story: Flu Outbreak and the Old Curable

Flu Outbreak and the Old Curable

Health Ministers have been advising pensioners to Save having to get a flu jab each year by not queuing outside the Post Office every Tuesday morning in the pouring rain an hour before it opens. "They won't run out of money. It's not like the queue o...

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Funny story: Government Scientists Warning - Hydrogen found in water!

Government Scientists Warning - Hydrogen found in water!

Mr. Brian Brain a Government scientist speaking on condition of anonymity today informed me that water was to be banned with immediate effect after traces of Hydrogen had been found in it during a routine test. The anonymous source advised us that...

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Funny story: Everything First Thought Bad, Now Very Good!

Everything First Thought Bad, Now Very Good!

Boffins at Edinburgh University have discovered, after doing years of extensive experimentation and guinea pig trials (at taxpayers expense), that everything once thought bad for you is in fact not only very good for you but it can also cure things l...

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Funny story: Holyland Whooping Cough Sweeps Middle Eastern Lungs

Holyland Whooping Cough Sweeps Middle Eastern Lungs

Epidemiologists have identified a new persistent strain of pertussis that they have named the Holyland Whooping Cough. The HWC renders the victim nearly incapable of a cough free minute. Companions of the constantly coughing inflicted have been k...

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Funny story: Obama Administration Proposes New Senior Health Plan to Reduce Entitlements

Obama Administration Proposes New Senior Health Plan to Reduce Entitlements

Washington DC: President Obama's latest press conference did not address reductions in Federal entitlement programs such as Social Security and Medicare. This omission was rectified a few hours later when the president's press secretary issued a stat...

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Funny story: Maggots 'Not So Good At Cleaning Wounds' Says Study

Maggots 'Not So Good At Cleaning Wounds' Says Study

A survey has discovered that maggots are not more effective at cleaning wounds than scientifically produced cleaning materials. Dr Andi Medix, of St Judas' Trust said "We took a sample of patients. 50% were treated with cleaning treatments we pro...

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Funny story: Boogertown Grandma Fills Family With Lotsa Love & E.coli

Boogertown Grandma Fills Family With Lotsa Love & E.coli

Edith "Grammas" Snotgrass makes a Booger County Catfish Festival-award winning vanilla custard pie, but she won't be receiving any awards for kitchen sanitation. The 72-year-old grandmother of twelve cooked a birthday brunch on Sunday for her thr...

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Funny story: Call for Enquiry over Stafford NHS Trust

Call for Enquiry over Stafford NHS Trust

The Government and patient care groups have called for an immediate public enquiry into failings at the flagship Mid-Stafford NHS Trust, following the revelation that up to 400 patients may have actually survived a stay at the hospital. According...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Bad For Your Health

Miley Cyrus Bad For Your Health

Sweet Tooth and Snackers need to beware! There's been a safety recall of Disney Hanna Montana Peanut Chocolate Granola Bars With Extra Peanuts and Salmonella due to possible salmonella contamination. While only a few are allergic to peanuts, most...

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Funny story: Obesity Rate Drops After Redefinition

Obesity Rate Drops After Redefinition

The Board of Health issued a statement today regarding the obesity epidemic that has been plaguing the United States. "We are redefining the classification of those who are considered 'obese,'" said Board of Health spokesman Robert Yollum. "...

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Funny story: Bally Total Fitness Creates New 'Judgement Free' Zone

Bally Total Fitness Creates New 'Judgement Free' Zone

The corporate, nationwide gym, Bally Total Fitness has announced plans to reach out to the shy by providing a "Judgement Free" zone in all of their gyms across the country. "I can see how some might be intimidated by our commercials," said Ma...

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Funny story: Chocolate to get Health Warnings

Chocolate to get Health Warnings

The Department of Health has today announced a new scheme aimed at tackling the social and public health issues caused by the wanton consumption of chocolate. The actions follow the recent campaign by Doctor David Interferingscrote, who described...

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Funny story: New illness of Brown Nausea discovered

New illness of Brown Nausea discovered

In Washington DC today, medical experts announced the discovery of what they termed Brown Nausea. 'We had suspected the existence of Brown Nausea for a while', Dr. Spock Illogicus said, ' but only proved it was a real ailment when the British Prim...

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Funny story: Surgeon General Dead After Failed Coup

Surgeon General Dead After Failed Coup

The Surgeon General was killed last night after days of guerrilla warfare with loyalists in down-town DC. The General was attempting to stage a coup to overthrow current President Barrack Hussein Obama. He began his uprising with a caustic speech...

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