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Funny story: Obama Administration Proposes New Senior Health Plan to Reduce Entitlements

Obama Administration Proposes New Senior Health Plan to Reduce Entitlements

Washington DC: President Obama's latest press conference did not address reductions in Federal entitlement programs such as Social Security and Medicare. This omission was rectified a few hours later when the president's press secretary issued a stat...

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Funny story: Maggots 'Not So Good At Cleaning Wounds' Says Study

Maggots 'Not So Good At Cleaning Wounds' Says Study

A survey has discovered that maggots are not more effective at cleaning wounds than scientifically produced cleaning materials. Dr Andi Medix, of St Judas' Trust said "We took a sample of patients. 50% were treated with cleaning treatments we pro...

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Funny story: Boogertown Grandma Fills Family With Lotsa Love & E.coli

Boogertown Grandma Fills Family With Lotsa Love & E.coli

Edith "Grammas" Snotgrass makes a Booger County Catfish Festival-award winning vanilla custard pie, but she won't be receiving any awards for kitchen sanitation. The 72-year-old grandmother of twelve cooked a birthday brunch on Sunday for her thr...

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Funny story: Call for Enquiry over Stafford NHS Trust

Call for Enquiry over Stafford NHS Trust

The Government and patient care groups have called for an immediate public enquiry into failings at the flagship Mid-Stafford NHS Trust, following the revelation that up to 400 patients may have actually survived a stay at the hospital. According...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Bad For Your Health

Miley Cyrus Bad For Your Health

Sweet Tooth and Snackers need to beware! There's been a safety recall of Disney Hanna Montana Peanut Chocolate Granola Bars With Extra Peanuts and Salmonella due to possible salmonella contamination. While only a few are allergic to peanuts, most...

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Funny story: Obesity Rate Drops After Redefinition

Obesity Rate Drops After Redefinition

The Board of Health issued a statement today regarding the obesity epidemic that has been plaguing the United States. "We are redefining the classification of those who are considered 'obese,'" said Board of Health spokesman Robert Yollum. "...

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Funny story: Bally Total Fitness Creates New 'Judgement Free' Zone

Bally Total Fitness Creates New 'Judgement Free' Zone

The corporate, nationwide gym, Bally Total Fitness has announced plans to reach out to the shy by providing a "Judgement Free" zone in all of their gyms across the country. "I can see how some might be intimidated by our commercials," said Ma...

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Funny story: Chocolate to get Health Warnings

Chocolate to get Health Warnings

The Department of Health has today announced a new scheme aimed at tackling the social and public health issues caused by the wanton consumption of chocolate. The actions follow the recent campaign by Doctor David Interferingscrote, who described...

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Funny story: New illness of Brown Nausea discovered

New illness of Brown Nausea discovered

In Washington DC today, medical experts announced the discovery of what they termed Brown Nausea. 'We had suspected the existence of Brown Nausea for a while', Dr. Spock Illogicus said, ' but only proved it was a real ailment when the British Prim...

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Funny story: Surgeon General Dead After Failed Coup

Surgeon General Dead After Failed Coup

The Surgeon General was killed last night after days of guerrilla warfare with loyalists in down-town DC. The General was attempting to stage a coup to overthrow current President Barrack Hussein Obama. He began his uprising with a caustic speech...

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Funny story: Obama Introduces "Auto-Erotic" Tax At White House Health Forum

Obama Introduces "Auto-Erotic" Tax At White House Health Forum

(Washington, D.C.) It was an overlooked agenda item at the White House Forum on Health Reform Thursday, but it is one in which President Obama and his Director of Domestic Policy Council, Melody Barnes, are placing a good deal of weight. It is an "au...

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Funny story: "You're All Fat" Doctors say

"You're All Fat" Doctors say

Doctors have slammed the British population today for being "fat, greedy, drunk layabouts". The news shocked many and there were instances of people falling off their sofa in shock. The spread of obesity is causing concern. "I travel to work on th...

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Funny story: Study Linking Fast Food Restaurants to Strokes, Questioned

Study Linking Fast Food Restaurants to Strokes, Questioned

Nueces County, Texas: An NIH funded study conducted by the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor correlated the number of stroke victims with their proximity to fast food restaurants. A spokeswoman for the National Restaurant Association said "this...

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Funny story: 300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming

300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming

300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming Beaner, Tennessee - Jonnie Ben Johnson, a 41 year old Beaner homemaker, admits that she's petrified by the thought of dying from global warming, saying, "It scares...

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Funny story: Salmanella Heaven In Austin Peanut Plant

Salmanella Heaven In Austin Peanut Plant

Health Inspectors in Austin, Texas have ordered a recall of all products ever shipped from a now-closed a US Peanut plant in Plainview amid a nationwide salmonella outbreak. The order came Thursday evening from the Department of State Health Servi...

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Funny story: More People Inserting Objects Inside Themselves!

More People Inserting Objects Inside Themselves!

According to reports, people of all ages are inserting objects into themselves. While it's been known to happen from time to time, now it seems to be epidemic. Professionals at Nationwide Children's Hospital in Cleveland, Ohio, told an annual meet...

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Funny story: Gland Problem Hypothyroidism Causing Stinking Creek Man To Weigh 475 Pounds

Gland Problem Hypothyroidism Causing Stinking Creek Man To Weigh 475 Pounds

Born with a rare, debilitating glandular disorder plus a hypothyroid problem, 475-pound Stinking Creek resident, Paul Don Henderson helped himself to a fifth serving of fried catfish, mashed potatoes and popped his 21st hush puppy into his pie hole a...

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