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Funny story: Arsene Wenger rings credit card fraud team after seeing Sanchez purchase on monthly bill

Arsene Wenger rings credit card fraud team after seeing Sanchez purchase on monthly bill

Arsenal FC manager Arsene Wenger reported the theft of his credit card to his banks fraud team today. The football coach became suspicious that someone was using his card when coming across the £30 million purchase of Chilean striker Alexis Sanchez i...

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Funny story: Iranian World Cup Squad given their country's highest honor

Iranian World Cup Squad given their country's highest honor

With the Football world cup winding down, there has been a number of different reactions to teams as they head back to their respective countries. One team that was especially nervous before the world cup was Iran. They failed to win a single...

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Funny story: Rodgers fuming as heated benches due for installation at Anfield

Rodgers fuming as heated benches due for installation at Anfield

Brendan Rodger's hard work this summer will be of no value as the below par footballers signed so far by Liverpool will not have to keep the bench warm, as heated benches are being installed at the end of August. The latest additions to the histor...

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Funny story: Shittu hits the fan

Shittu hits the fan

A team bonding trip to the pub turned into chaos for Millwall after several players were caught up in a pub brawl. It's believed the brawl started when a fan compared defender Danny Shittu to Mark Lawrenson. Incredibly the team came out of the alterc...

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Funny story: Real Ale Madrid

Real Ale Madrid

Aston Villa manager Paul Lambert is never shy to try out new ideas. His latest being a trip for his team to watch Real Madrid in the hope that it would make them play like them. The trip didn't quite go to plan though when the team were turned away...

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Funny story: A league of their own

A league of their own

The FA have drawn up yet more controversial plans to introduce a B league comprising of reserve players from the championship with the winners gaining promotion to league two. The convoluted plans have come in for harsh criticism with teams unsu...

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Funny story: World Cup souvenir lets fans control time

World Cup souvenir lets fans control time

Zürich, Switzerland - Busy soccer fans can now extend their hectic days with a new World Cup innovation from FIFA. Called My Time™, the futbol souvenir puts the power of soccer scheduling into the hands of ordinary spectators. Delivered wit...

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Funny story: German Coach sacked for below-average 7-1 victory over Brazil

German Coach sacked for below-average 7-1 victory over Brazil

German football coach Joachim Low was fired from his position as manager of the German national side at the World Cup today. The German papers had already been clamouring for his head after making the nation of Germany suffer the humiliation of...

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Funny story: Soccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"

Soccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"

An Orthodox Russian priest is celebrating Russia's loss in the World Cup. This is because it's all part of a "homosexual abomination" plan to oppose Christianity. Father Alexander Shumsky has apparently determined this by looking at the brightly...

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Funny story: Fred - The Lust, The Passion, The Man

Fred - The Lust, The Passion, The Man

I get the feeling that people don't fully appreciate Brazilian striker Fred's value to the team, his team-mates, or really anyone who might have ever been in his presence. Those closest to the man have described themselves as being truly enlightened when in his presence. Really anyone fortunate enough to have graced his presence has described the experience as truly spiritual. It's also no coincid...

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Funny story: Jürgen Klinsmann Refused Re-entry Into United States

Jürgen Klinsmann Refused Re-entry Into United States

US Soccer coach, German born Jürgen Klinsmann has been denied entry back into the United States after immigration officers held him for 8 hours for questioning before deporting him back to Germany. Klinsmann, 49, who was born in Göppingen, West Ge...

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Funny story: Thousands gather in Chicago to watch live twitter news feed of USA vs Belgium World Cup game

Thousands gather in Chicago to watch live twitter news feed of USA vs Belgium World Cup game

They travelled from all over the state to gather in Chicago town square. Draped in red, white and blue flags, these US team football fans stared up to watch the big screen in the centre of the square. On the giant TV was a live twitter news feed pa...

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Funny story: Qatar reveals new football stadium made entirely of immigrant builder's corpses

Qatar reveals new football stadium made entirely of immigrant builder's corpses

With the Football World Cup just 8 years away, the nation of Qatar is gearing up for the tournament by quickly assembling arenas. However they have reached a milestone today when they revealed a new stadium which had been built entirely from the dea...

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Funny story: Qatari Shaikh offers Roman Abramovich $3bn for Chelsea Football Club

Qatari Shaikh offers Roman Abramovich $3bn for Chelsea Football Club

Doha, Qatar - An oil-rich nabob from the gas state of Qatar has brought a three billion dollar smirk to the Russian mobster's face. Shaikh Mustapha Pee bin Dishdasha, son of the Emir, is even throwing in some spare gas wells, a 50ft ocean-going ya...

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Funny story: Luis Luis Why?

Luis Luis Why?

With all the fuss surrounding Luis Suarez and his biting of the one defender in the Italy team who looks like he could kill a bear with his bare hands, we decided to review the situation. We also decided that no matter how much we could beef up this...

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Funny story: Heston Blumenthal Creates 20 Different Flavours Of Football Shirt For New F.A. Ruling

Heston Blumenthal Creates 20 Different Flavours Of Football Shirt For New F.A. Ruling

The FA has announced that football shirts can only be made from edible fabric and must be available in 20 standard flavours. The decision stems from a number of players suing the F.A after swallowing pieces of shirt while carrying out biting manoeuvr...

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Funny story: Player Turns Into Flesh Eating Zombie After Football Bite

Player Turns Into Flesh Eating Zombie After Football Bite

Another football player has turned into a Flesh Eating Zombie after being bitten during a World Cup match. Zombie consultant George A. Romero said on Breakfast T.V. "You might get one more match out of him if he wears a Hannibal Lecter type mask...

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