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Funny story: Vikings Quarterback Brett Favre In One Hell Of A Mess!

Vikings Quarterback Brett Favre In One Hell Of A Mess!

HOUSTON - Texas Rangers Rufus Cutshaw and Dusty Youngwood took Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre into custody immediately following the Vikings 17 to 10 victory over the Houston Texans on Monday Night Football. Cutshaw said that a complain...

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Funny story: Sports Sphere Magazine (Summer Edition)

Sports Sphere Magazine (Summer Edition)

The following is a question and answer column that appears within the Sports Sphere magazine. Dear Sports Sidekick: Myself, my wife, my mother-in-law, and our 37-year-old as yet unmarried daughter Bixie Sue recently attended a NASCAR Race in our hometown of Shreveport, Louisiana. The race featured some of the top national racers such as Darby "Bourbon Breath" Hooperhaufer, Ozzie "Fanbelt" Flick...

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Funny story: Kiffin, Spurrier Say Tebow Should Be Ineligible Because of Foreign Birth

Kiffin, Spurrier Say Tebow Should Be Ineligible Because of Foreign Birth

Revelation may derail Florida's dynasty. The Florida Gators quest for a second consecutive BCS National Title just got a bit more complicated. In a stunning turn of events, rival SEC coaches have asked that Florida QB Tim Tebow be disqualified fro...

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Funny story: Brett Favre's Left Arm Retires

Brett Favre's Left Arm Retires

Eden Prairie, Minn - NFL legend Brett Favre has retired - sort of. The 39-year-old quarterback held a press conference today at the Minnesota Vikings training facility. During the press conference Favre dropped a bombshell by announcing that his le...

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Funny story: Brett Favre signs $2.8 Million Deal with The Village People

Brett Favre signs $2.8 Million Deal with The Village People

Minneapolis, Mn.- Mitch Mitchsonofabitch, the longtime manager for Brett Favre, announced today that the former Green Bay Packers quarterback has decided to retire from football. "After signing this year with the Minnesota Vikings, he was told h...

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Funny story: NFL's Philadephia Eagles to Change Mascot

NFL's Philadephia Eagles to Change Mascot

The Philadelphia Eagles football team has used the name for over 75 years (except for a bried time during WWII when they became the Steagles). With their recent signing of Michael Vick and his court ordered requirements to promote dog health issues,...

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Funny story: Favre Reveals Troubled Relationship with his Shadow

Favre Reveals Troubled Relationship with his Shadow

In a revelation that many saw coming months ago, newly signed Vikings QB today admitted the source of his chronic indecisiveness and schizoid behavior. "My shadow. It's been vexing me for a few years now," the perennial pro-Bowl QB said Thursday i...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Banned From Green Bay

Brett Favre Banned From Green Bay

GREEN BAY - The city council of Green Bay, Wisconsin has just voted 6 to 0 to ban ex-Packers quarterback and now Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre from entering the Green Bay city limits. Council member Harv Hatchatubby said that there is...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Signs With Minnesota Vikings

Brett Favre Signs With Minnesota Vikings

Brett Favre, who just three weeks ago said that a deal could not be reached and that he was going to stay retired, just signed a contract to play for the Minnesota Vikings. The quarterback, who holds several career records, will now play against his...

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Funny story: Terrell Owens Wins The Buffalo Bills Quarterback Position

Terrell Owens Wins The Buffalo Bills Quarterback Position

BUFFALO - In a surprise move wide receiver Terrell Owens has won the Buffalo Bills starting quarterback job from Trent Edwards. Owens told Coach Dick Jauron that he wanted to have a shot at becoming the starting quarterback. Trent Edwards the curr...

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Funny story: Kurt Warner Recalls Steve McNair Playing With Broken Spine

Kurt Warner Recalls Steve McNair Playing With Broken Spine

NASHVILLE, TN - Close friends and teammates of Steve McNair remember him for his leadership, his generosity, and his toughness, but most people have no idea just how tough the NFL quarterback really was, said former St. Louis Rams quarterback Kurt Wa...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Buys The San Diego Chargers

Adam Lambert Buys The San Diego Chargers

SAN DIEGO - American Idol's Adam Lambert has just finalized a deal to purchase the National Football League's San Diego Chargers. Adam said that he remembers watching his favorite player Dan Fouts quarterbacking the Chargers when he was a little b...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Signs With The Detroit Lions

Brett Favre Signs With The Detroit Lions

DETROIT - The Detroit Lions who this past season went 0-16, and set the record for the worst record in the 89 year history of The National Football League have just signed ex-Packers and ex-Jets quarterback Brett Favre. The 39-year-old Favre who w...

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Funny story: American sports are real sports, claims an American

American sports are real sports, claims an American

An American today claimed that American sports are 'real sports', and not the girls' games that the other 98% of the planet believe they are, according to one American football player. 'Real men wear helmets', Adolph O'Himmstler, said, whilst turn...

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Funny story: Detroit Lions Make Unusual Draft Picks

Detroit Lions Make Unusual Draft Picks

The Detroit Lions, the first NFL team to ever go 0-16 in a season and holders of the worst record over the last eight seasons, had the first pick in this weekend's NFL draft. As a surprise to no one, they chose a quarterback in the first round. The...

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Funny story: New Football League Will Try to Tackle NFL

New Football League Will Try to Tackle NFL

You may have heard about several upstart football leagues. The United Football League, All American Football League, and the United States Football League are all planning to start within the next 13 months, with some of the leagues stating they woul...

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Funny story: Area Man Feels Vindicated After Calling Radio Sports Show

Area Man Feels Vindicated After Calling Radio Sports Show

Chicago, Illinois - Laurence Fulton, 42, called the local radio sports show, "Teddy and the Bear" last Sunday to discuss the Chicago Bears' chances at winning a title next year. Larry, a full time listener to the show and part time father, de...

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