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Funny story: Republicans Oust Medicare Drug Price Negotiation

Republicans Oust Medicare Drug Price Negotiation

The New York High Times - WASHINGTON, April 18 - Democrats watched in horror as the Republican Majority, now known as "The Empire," Struck Back today.

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Funny story: Keith Richards in Horse sedation Row

Keith Richards in Horse sedation Row

There is uproar in Belgrade, Serbia as The Rolling Stones plan to sedate 3 000000 horses that may be driven insane by the aging rockers' crap music.

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Funny story: Animal Rights Activists Outraged at Animal Drug Problem

Animal Rights Activists Outraged at Animal Drug Problem

EP (Exasperated Press) - Animal Rights activists rallied world-wide today to protest the new problem with animals addicted to drugs. Alan Dershowitz and Laurence Tribe of Harvard Law School were there to show their support.

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Funny story: "Ice" Will Put You on Your Ass!

"Ice" Will Put You on Your Ass!

Crystal Meth or ice is creating havoc across the USA in ways that are reminiscent of the great Crack Epidemic of the 80's. Reagan has been proven to have driven millions to become crack addicts and now a double dose of Bush has pushed Americans i...

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Funny story: No to Pot, Yes to Cocaine

No to Pot, Yes to Cocaine

Story from ENN (Exasperated News Network) - Today President Bush asked the Drug Czar to issue a statement to all schools following the shootings at Virginia Tech. President Bush urges all students to say "No" to marijuana and "Yes&quo...

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Funny story: Drug War Extended to Catnip

Drug War Extended to Catnip

Drug warriors scored a victory after the 2006 U.S. elections when they hurriedly extended the War on Drugs to a psychoactive substance previously exempt: nepetalactone, the main psychoactive ingredient in catnip. It is well known that the sniffing of...

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Funny story: Alabama Woman on Horseback Charged With Drunk Driving

Alabama Woman on Horseback Charged With Drunk Driving

A 40 year old Alabama woman was charged with D.U.I (driving under the influence) for her escapades on her horse. The woman, who was weaving erratically through traffic, attempted to flee when officers turned on their sirens. Her horse rammed a poli...

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Funny story: Keith Richards: My Relationship With My Father Was Smokin'

Keith Richards: My Relationship With My Father Was Smokin'

Keith Richards said today in an interview that his relationship with his father has been "smokin'" for the past few years. Considering that his father passed away and was cremated in 2004, authorities decided to find out exactly what w...

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Funny story: Accidental Drug Overdose Killed Anna Nicole

Accidental Drug Overdose Killed Anna Nicole

Coroners have determined that the cause of death in the Anna Nicole Smith case was an accidental overdose of drugs. It appears, according to a statement released today, that Ms. Smith accidentally took the following in an attempt to treat an alleged...

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Funny story: Spring Break merchants make millions

Spring Break merchants make millions

Fort Lauderdale, Florida: City representatives report that this year's Spring Break was highly lucrative for roadside entrepreneurs. "Unfortunately, many of the sales were illegal," said counselwoman Goldie Saget.

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Funny story: Despite Britney Spears Successful Rehab, Humanity Still Full of Suffering

Despite Britney Spears Successful Rehab, Humanity Still Full of Suffering

Britney Spears rehab has gone well, leaving thousands of people secretly a little disappointed that nothing went wrong.

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Funny story: Gonzalez: Jesus bumper stickers are 'insurrection'

Gonzalez: Jesus bumper stickers are 'insurrection'

The freedom of speech case Morse vs. Frederick involving high school student rights has come to the attention of U.S. Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales.

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Funny story: LSD may cure bipolar, other mental disorders

LSD may cure bipolar, other mental disorders

Follow-up studies to those conducted by the military at universities and hospitals during the 1950s have shown that the hallucinogenic drug LSD may hold potential for treating several mental disorders.

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Funny story: Mexico Raid Turns Up $205 Million U.S. Cash

Mexico Raid Turns Up $205 Million U.S. Cash

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO--(SPAHNISHNOOSE) More than $200 million in U.S. cash from rug producers in one of the cities glitziest colonias was found today making it the biggest cash bust in the countries history, except for yesterdays bust...

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Funny story: President Bush Cuts Funding for Plan Columbia, Cites his Inability to Score Good Blow

President Bush Cuts Funding for Plan Columbia, Cites his Inability to Score Good Blow

Washington, DC- In a surprise move, President Bush, during his South American tour, announced that the United States would be cutting funding for Plan Columbia. Plan Columbia, a joint drug reduction program with ally Columbia, in which the United St...

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Funny story: Spring Break Mexico: Sex, Drugs, Beer, Party, No Passports

Spring Break Mexico: Sex, Drugs, Beer, Party, No Passports

CANCUN,MEXICO (ASSOCIATED PROSE)Thousands and thousands of college aged students who have decided to travel south of the border are not being allowed back into the United States because they have misplaced their passports. The

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Funny story: Wallmar Stores Will Sell Meth and Crack in Rural Areas

Wallmar Stores Will Sell Meth and Crack in Rural Areas

Arkansas - Giant chain store Wallmar Corporation has announced it will begin selling crack and meth in rural areas. Wallmar spokesperson Angelfood Macspade says that there is a lack of minority drug dealers in rural areas and that Wallmar is simply f...

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