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Funny story: President Trump’s Doctors Reveal That He Does Not Have a Backbone

President Trump’s Doctors Reveal That He Does Not Have a Backbone

BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Walter Reed Hospital state that President Trump’s physicians were extremely shocked when they discovered that he doesn't have a backbone. They say they made the discovery within 10 minutes…

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Funny story: Doctor’s Reveal That They Have Learned That President Trump Has a Pre-Existing Condition

Doctor’s Reveal That They Have Learned That President Trump Has a Pre-Existing Condition

BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – Trump’s team of 19 doctors, 27 nurses, and an enema specialist, say, off-the-record, that he is one of the most difficult patients they have ever seen. The doctors say that when they tell him his temperature is…

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Funny story: President Trump Is So Desperate For Attention That He Gets Out of His Hospital Bed and Does a Drive-By

President Trump Is So Desperate For Attention That He Gets Out of His Hospital Bed and Does a Drive-By

BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – Trump is such an egomaniacal turdhead that he can’t stand not being in the spotlight 24/7. The bozo has to always be the center of attention, or else he'll pout and start calling those around him childish, imma…

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Funny story: Hope Hicks Reveals That President Trump Gave Her The Coronavirus

Hope Hicks Reveals That President Trump Gave Her The Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Hope Hicks has come out and revealed that she got the Coronavirus from President Trump, and not the other way around, as Fox News, Donald Trump, and Kimberly Guilfoyle are claiming. Hope spoke with Vodka Vermicel…

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Funny story: Ruth's Revenge Plagues Trump

Ruth's Revenge Plagues Trump

Washington, DC - As Donald Trump celebrated his new Supreme Court nominee in defiance of the dying wishes of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, he had no idea the fate that awaited him. But supporters of Justice Ginsburg knew exactly what could happen.

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Funny story: Air Force One Has Covid-19

Air Force One Has Covid-19

Like Typhoid Annie, Air Force One has become a spreader of Covid-19. Step inside the 747, and you are bound to catch it. The plane is an enclosed environment with air conditioning circulating the virus. Masks, on Air Force One, are frowned upon, so s…

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Funny story: Donald Trump diagnosed with Schadenfreude’s Disease (and Coronavirus)

Donald Trump diagnosed with Schadenfreude’s Disease (and Coronavirus)

A White House spokesman disclosed that President Trump is suffering from Schadenfreude’s Disease. And the Coronavirus. The 74-year-old US president has tweeted to his followers that he feels fine, and is sure he will get through it. Schadenfreu…

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Funny story: Sales Of Weapons And Ammunition Go Through The Roof After President Trump Rumored To Be 'Out Of Danger'

Sales Of Weapons And Ammunition Go Through The Roof After President Trump Rumored To Be 'Out Of Danger'

Gun shops across the country have reported a huge surge in the purchase of weapons and ammunition after it was announced on national TV earlier, that President Donald Trump, cruelly struck down with the Coronavirus earlier in the week, is 'out of dan…

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Funny story: Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is Putting All the Blame for His Contracting the Coronavirus on President Trump

Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is Putting All the Blame for His Contracting the Coronavirus on President Trump

NEWARK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – Reports are that former New Jersey governor Chris Christie is madder than a spider whose web-making gland isn’t working. Christie, who spoke with the Vox Populi News Agency, admitted that, yes, he is extremely…

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Funny story: Scott Baio is Making A Documentary on President Trump Titled The Man Who Really Should Be King

Scott Baio is Making A Documentary on President Trump Titled The Man Who Really Should Be King

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that Scott Baio, one of Trump’s biggest little ass-kissers, is making a documentary on the 45th president. Baio was interviewed by LaTuna LaTundra at his Hollywood Hills home,…

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Funny story: President Trump is Negotiating to Buy Fox News

President Trump is Negotiating to Buy Fox News

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – GOPicky Magazine is reporting that President Trump, who has contracted the Coronavirus due to stubbornly refusing to wear a mask, is still wheeling and dealing, but now from his hospital bed. His doctors report t…

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Funny story: President Trump is Now Being Given The Experimental Drug Hydrixafibalosis

President Trump is Now Being Given The Experimental Drug Hydrixafibalosis

BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – President Trump's personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has just informed the news media that the President has been given a brand new experimental drug that was recently developed high in the Andes mountains of Bol…

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Funny story: President Trump To Take Part In Second Presidential Debate From His Sick Bed

President Trump To Take Part In Second Presidential Debate From His Sick Bed

After the high drama and the low intellect of the first presidential debate between Donald Trump and his rival, Joe Biden, and the President's subsequent Coronavirus diagnosis, it's been decided that, for the second debate, Trump will take part from…

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Funny story: Air from studio of presidential debate captured and studied by special team from California

Air from studio of presidential debate captured and studied by special team from California

It is now thought feasible that air quality in the FOX News studio accounts for low performance in the recent presidential debate. Polling indicates it is being seen as a bickering match in an off-odor marriage versus a sober exchange of views.

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Funny story: President Trump Coronavirus Misdiagnosed

President Trump Coronavirus Misdiagnosed

In the aftermath of the news that the most powerful man in the world, President Donald Trump, has tested positive for the deadly Coronavirus, COVID-19, words are coming from the man, himself, that it is yet another case of fake news, and that he's ne…

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Funny story: Trump Was Intentionally Infected with the Virus

Trump Was Intentionally Infected with the Virus

President Donald Trump’s enemies are certainly gloating with news of his recent diagnosis. In their view, he is getting what he deserves for his personal carelessness and mismanagement of the pandemic. There is, however, good reason to believe that…

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Funny story: Political Pundits Claim That Donald Trump’s Chances of Getting Re-Elected Are Now Slim to None

Political Pundits Claim That Donald Trump’s Chances of Getting Re-Elected Are Now Slim to None

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News). Most of the nation’s political pundits agree that Trump’s chances of getting re-elected are now slim to none. One pundit with Tittle Tattle Tonight said that he believes that 93-year-old Betty White has a better chan…

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