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Funny story: Fox News is Reporting That Several of its Employees Now Have The C-19 Virus

Fox News is Reporting That Several of its Employees Now Have The C-19 Virus

NEW YORK CITY – The network known as Trump Central has just announced that several of its employees have tested positive for the COVIR-19. Sean Hannity’s Network which somehow still refers to itself as “Fair & Balanced” has finally stopped pu...

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Funny story: Many of Nevada’s Prostitutes Are Applying For Unemployment Benefits

Many of Nevada’s Prostitutes Are Applying For Unemployment Benefits

LAS VEGAS – Now that the number one entertainment mecca of the world has come to a total standstill, many Las Vegas employees are having to apply for unemployment benefits. One group of individuals that is really feeling the pinch,is the wild, wic...

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Funny story: Trump’s Ego is the Size of Dallas, While His Brain is the Size of a Tsetse Fly

Trump’s Ego is the Size of Dallas, While His Brain is the Size of a Tsetse Fly

BOSTON – Three of the leading psychologists in the country have stated that Donald J. Trump’s political career, like a 10-day old loaf of bread, has expired. Dr. Skiffington Bibble stated that he has studied Trump since his days on NBC’s The Appre...

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Funny story: Mar-a-Lago Tests Positive For COVID-19

Mar-a-Lago Tests Positive For COVID-19

PALM BEACH, Florida – Members of the C-19 Exploratory Task Force have just discovered that there are traces of COVID-19 located in seven different areas of the president’s Dixieland White House, Mar-a-Lago. One of the C-19 ETF members divulged, in...

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Funny story: China Warns Trump to Stop Calling C-19 'The Chinese Flu' and 'The Kung Flu'

China Warns Trump to Stop Calling C-19 'The Chinese Flu' and 'The Kung Flu'

HONG KONG – The government of China has just sent a text message to US president, Donald Trump, telling him that he had better stop calling the Coronavirus 'the Chinese Flu' and 'the Kung Flu'. Xi Jinping, the general secretary of the Chinese gove...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Left Planet Earth

President Trump Has Left Planet Earth

It's been reported from reliable sources that US president, Donald Trump, has blasted off from planet Earth with his family and senior Republican party members, for an unknown destination in outer space. The news was announced just minutes ago on...

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Funny story: Idaho is the First State to Implement The Social Distancing Act

Idaho is the First State to Implement The Social Distancing Act

POCATELLO - The Idaho state legislature has just passed a law which will prohibit anyone from being within six feet of someone else. The Idaho Social Distancing Act, which requires couples to stay six feet apart from each other, passed by a vote o...

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Funny story: Trump Announces A Cure for COVID-19

Trump Announces A Cure for COVID-19

President Donald Trump announced, at a press conference at the White House, this morning, that a cure for COVID-19 has been concocted. “That is right, everybody, a vaccine has been developed by Corona Labs, a private vaccine producer. It was my...

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Funny story: Trump Denies That He Seduced Nicki Minaj Back In 2013

Trump Denies That He Seduced Nicki Minaj Back In 2013

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump is saying that the rumor circulating around Washington, D.C., that he seduced Trinidad-born rap singer, Nicki Minaj, seven years ago, is totally false. He pointed out that, first off, he hates rap music. Secondly...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Says That Trump Needs To Start Telling The Truth

Demi Lovato Says That Trump Needs To Start Telling The Truth

LAUREL CANYON, California – Demi Lovato was recently asked about her bout with depression. She said that she has kicked it, and is now feeling as happy as an anteater with two snouts. She was asked to comment on President Trump. She rolled her eye...

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Funny story: Man Says He No Longer Reads The News, As It's Too Scary

Man Says He No Longer Reads The News, As It's Too Scary

A man who worries a bit too much about things, has said that he's had it, he's fed up, and he just isn't going to read the 'real news' anymore, as it's just too frightening. Moys Kenwood, 56, said: "I've had it, I'm fed up, and I just aren't go...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Confesses Her Marriage is on The Rocks

Ivanka Trump Confesses Her Marriage is on The Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Close friends of first daughter, Ivanka Trump, have said that, lately, she has not been her normal, bubbly, blonde self. One very close friend who has known her since they were both in the second grade, said that Ivanka is alway...

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Funny story: Extraordinary measure ordered: COVID-19 patients released to curb social gatherings

Extraordinary measure ordered: COVID-19 patients released to curb social gatherings

President Trump has urged young Americans to heed the advice to socially distance and avoid large crowds, but masses have flocked to beaches for spring break. In an earlier statement about young people, Trump said that "they're feeling invincible, bu...

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Funny story: Trump’s COVID-19 Test Came Back Positive For Stupidity

Trump’s COVID-19 Test Came Back Positive For Stupidity

WASHINGTON, D.C. – An unnamed White House source who saw the test results, said that President Trump’s C-19 test came back positive for stupidity. The source said that, on a range of 1 to 90, with 90 being as stupid as a porcupine chasing its own...

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Funny story: The U.S. Airlines Are Now Asking The American Taxpayers To Give Them a C-19 Bailout Package

The U.S. Airlines Are Now Asking The American Taxpayers To Give Them a C-19 Bailout Package

CHICAGO – Every airline in America is starting to really get extremely concerned with the fact that ticket sales have dropped by 71%. And, right away, they are crying to Uncle Sam (aka Donald Trump) and asking him for a Coronavirus Aid Package Bai...

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Funny story: People Are Already Lining Up Outside The White House To Get Their $1,000 Coronavirus Checks

People Are Already Lining Up Outside The White House To Get Their $1,000 Coronavirus Checks

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The director of National Financial Subsidy Payments has said that the government is ready to start handing out the $1,000 CD-19 subsidy payments to every adult in the USA. Hank Weathermaker stressed that the money will, at first...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Can Now Mutate Into Donald Trump Lookalike

Coronavirus Can Now Mutate Into Donald Trump Lookalike

The World Health Organization, WHO, has made an alarming discovery concerning COVID 19. It appears the virus can now change the appearance of infected people, so that they mutate into Donald Trump lookalikes. Not only do they become Donald Trump cl...

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